I know, it's been forever. I couldn't think of any slash couples to help them along their journey. :'(

Oh well. It will come to me eventually.

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS!

This is when their talking

This is what they are doing

*this is what their doing at the present moment*

This is thoughts and Cedric and Harry talking with their magic!

Lights, Camera, ACTION!

Previously on Magical Mixup…

Harry: I know what to do!

Edward: What?

Harry: I will have to call upon the spirits!

Edward: The spirits? The spirits of what?

Closeup on Harry, showing just his eyes. Slowly, he looks up.

Harry: SLASH FAN FICTION.

Edward: Lolwut?

Harry: You heard me.

Edward: Slash fan fiction? Honestly? Jeez, I mean come on! What kind of obsessed fan girl would read stories about slash couples that never were but should have been? *looks at you* Oh.

Harry: Well, I've got to try something! My poor Ceddy Bear, all alone! Probably being tortured by some maniac somewhere!

~~~~MEANWHILE~~~~

UNKNOWN: You got any 2's?

Cedric: *sigh* No.

UNKNOWN: NO! You're supposed to say Go Fish! Now, have you got any 3's?

Cedric: NO!

UNKNOWN: You are supposed to say GO FISH!

CEDRIC: WE'RE PLAYING YAHTZEE!

~~~~~BACK TO HARRY~~~~~

Harry: *sobsob* My poor Ceddy…

Edward: Wait, what was that you said about spirits?

Harry: Oh yeah! I can speak to the spirits through a special skill that we queer wizards possess!

Edward: Pfft, what's it called? Communigaytion?

Harry: Pssh, no *nervous laugh*

Edward: . . .

Harry: Well, if you'll excuse me, I must chat with some magical homosexual beings.

Edward: Good luck, I guess.

Harry goes off into a random room, for if the connection is disturbed his spirit will snap back into his body and will break connection with the other person.

Harry: Alright… I need to chant the spell. *clears throat* You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life, see that girl, watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen!

Edward: O.o

POOF

Harry: Woah, where am I? I can't see anything!

Suddenly, Harry DOES see something. And what he sees is two figures walking towards him. When they get closer, Harry realizes who they truly are.

Harry: WTF? SPOCK AND KIRK?

Captain Kirk: Yep. That's right.

Spock: That assumption is rather accurate.

Harry: What? You guys are a slash couple?

Kirk: Well, duh. We were, like, the first.

Harry: Really?

Kirk: Yeah. Really.

Harry: Well, what kind of advice do you have for me in order to find my love?

Kirk: . . .

Harry: You don't have any advice? Isn't that why you're here in the first place?

Kirk: Yeah, I didn't really think it through…

Harry: UGH!

Spock: Well, the answer is quite obvious, almost painfully so. Homosexual wizards possess a rare ability to communicate with other homosexual wizards and homosexual spirits, correct?

Harry nods.

Spock: Well, this Cedric that you speak of is a homosexual wizard as well, is he not?

Harry: . . .

Kirk: 3...2...1...

Harry: SPOCK! THAT'S BRILLIANT! I CAN COMMUNIGAYTE WITH CEDRIC AND FIND OUT WHERE HE IS! OH THIS IS MARVELOUS! I WOULD KISS YOU IF I WASN'T ALREADY IN LOVE AND YOUR SOULMATE WASN'T GLARING DAGGERS AT ME!

Kirk: *glaring daggers*

Harry: Thank you so much Spock! And Kirk too, for… supervising.

Kirk: *smug* I try…

Harry: I must go rescue my love! *runs off*

Kirk and Spock wave goodbye to Harry as he rushes off.

Kirk: Nice boy. Reminds me of the good old days on the Enterprise… *grin*

Spock: Jim, I swear, if you bring up that one time with the tribbles and the tranya…

~~~~BACK AT THE HOUSE~~~~

Edward: I wonder where Harry is… It's been a while. *turns to Jacob* Jacob! Go try and find Harry.

Jacob: NO! I'm not listening to a disgusting bloodsucker like you!

Edward: I have Scooby Snacks.

Jacob: *runs through house* Harry! Where are you?

Jacob runs up the several flights of stairs. When he reaches the top floor, he finds a set of double doors leading out onto the balcony. Figuring that he would be able to see most of the grounds and hopefully locate Harry if he was outside, he opens the doors and walks out. It's raining lightly, but Jacob doesn't mind. Suddenly, he hears footsteps behind him. Turning, he spots a dark figure walking towards him.

Jacob: Oh, it's you. You scared me for a second. Why are you locking the door? Why are you holding that knife? Oh my God, it's YOU! You're the man or woman that kidnapped Cedric! Now you want to get all of us out of the picture so you can take over the wizarding and magical world! NO!

Jacob is pushed off the balcony to his death below.

Edward: Hey, what was that thud?

Bella: *snuggling Edward* It was probably nothing.

Edward: Well, I'm going to go check it out…

Edward walks outside and discovers Jacob's mangled body.

Edward: Oh my GOD!

Bella: *rushes out* What? What is it? *sees Jacob* Oh no, JACOB!

Bella begins to cry heavily, sinking down to the ground and sobbing before Jacob's corpse.

Bella: He's not stupid! He wouldn't just fall off a balcony? And even if he did, he would have known how to land safely! I just don't understand…

Edward: I do.

Edward kneels before Jacob's body, turning it over so that his back faced upward.

Edward: There's a knife wound in his back. It's fresh. *stands up, looks at balcony* The fall didn't kill Jacob. This wasn't an accident, he was murdered.

Bella: *shaking* What do you mean? What are you saying?

Edward: I'm saying…*dramatic pause* there's a killer on the loose. And I think we're next.

Dun dun DUNNNN

Harry: *runs up to them all* Oh my God, what happened to Jacob?

Edward: He's dead. And there's a killer on the loose. *dramatic pause* And I think we're next.

Dun dun DUNNNN

Harry: Oh my God!

Edward: Yes. And I think the person that killed Jacob may have Cedric.

Dun dun DUNNNN

Edward: That's enough scary music now, weird organ man.

Weird Organ Man: Hmph.

Harry: Well, I have some good new at least. I forgot about my communigaytion, so I can talk to Cedric!

Edward: Wait, it's seriously called communigaytion?

Harry: Okay… You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life, see that girl, watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen!

POOF

Harry: Cedric! Where are you!

Cedric comes into view. Harry quickly runs over and embraces his lover.

Cedric: Oh Harry, thank God! I thought I'd never see you again!

Harry: Cedric, I'm so happy I found you! Do you have any idea where they're keeping you?

Cedric: No, but please let's just enjoy right now.

Cedric and Harry begin to snog like there's no tomorrow. Cedric runs his hands up and down Harry's sides, causing the smaller boy to shudder with delight. Harry's hands are twisted in Cedric's hair, pulling him closer if possible. Cedric is a wonderful kisser, thinks Harry. He nips in all the right places, moving his lips just the right way. Oh, it was heaven. Cedric breaks away first, both gasping for breath.

Cedric: Harry, there's something I need to tell you.

Harry: What is it, Cedric?

Cedric: *frightened* I'm scared Harry. My kidnapper told me what was going to happen soon. What they will do to me. And before I tell you, I just want to let you know that I love you, I always have loved you, and I always will love you.

Harry: I love you too, always and forever.

Cedric: Well, they're going to make me-

Cedric stops, turning his head towards the sky as if he had just heard something. His eyes widen with fear.

Cedric: Oh no…

Harry: Cedric? Cedric? What is it? What's wrong?

Cedric: *turns back to Harry* I love you.

Cedric pulls Harry into a passionate kiss. Harry responds eagerly, enjoying it immensely. Then Harry feels something odd. Cedric is fading. He is slowly disappearing. They are losing connection. Harry kisses back harder, trying to force him to stay. But it is too late. Cedric continues to fade out until Harry is left alone. Harry attempts to call Cedric back, but instead of his lover all he finds is static. Odd, thinks Harry. Snapping back to reality, Harry opens his eyes to see Edward and Bella standing over him.

Bella: Well? What did he say?

Harry: I don't know, he told me that he loved me and then he just…disappeared.

Bella: Give us the entire story.

Harry explains the entire story, blushing when he mentioned the snogging. Edward's eyes widen in fear, much like Cedric's had.

Edward: Oh no.

Harry: What? What 'Oh no'?

Edward: I think I've figured it out… It's the only option that makes sense…

Harry: What is it?

Edward: Well, his captors obviously do not want you two communigayting, because Cedric may find out where he is and tell you. They also want to hurt you as much as possible, making you weaker so that you won't be able to defeat them. Cedric told you that they were going to do something to him. When you tried to contact Cedric again, alll you got was static, as if his communigayting had never existed. Isn't it obvious, Harry?

Harry's blood runs cold. No. NO.

Edward: *sigh* I'm afraid… they've made Cedric straight.

DUN DUN DUNNNN!

Oh yes, I did. I killed Jacob and made Cedric straight all in one chapter.

So there you go. That's your reward for being so patient- a big, fat, dramatic chapter. I hope you enjoyed, I'll be writing soon.

Tata!

Stephanie