Yuuri: Disclaimed!
Hidan: Yah, yah, go read the fucking chapter...


Boys Are Full Of Surprises

Chapter 9: Lunch Plans


Hidan's POV

"Hey, Mika-chan~!" I purred as a brunette girl in my class passed by. She blushed and giggled. "H-Hi, Hidan-kun" she said flirtingly. I groaned in my mind. I hate it when girls stutter and act all girly just because of me! I want them to act natural. It's annoying! That's the 10th girl this day! Augh, it seems that no one could top Sakura. What did I expect to find? She's like the best girl ever! Pretty, powerful, caring, smart, a Jashinist… what else could I ask for? "Um, never mind…" I said and walk away. She frowned and walked in a different direction.

As I was walking to the cafeteria (since it is lunch time already), I noticed Deidara wasn't there. I grabbed a tray and went in line. I ordered a grilled cheese sandwich, an apple, and a strawberry milk glass- the usual. I sat next to Kakuzu in our usual table. They were all staring at me entertainingly. "What, you damn bastards?" I asked. "Girl hunting, Hidan?" Pein asked, amused. I scowled at them and took a bite out of my sandwich.

"I'm interested in this Sakura-girl. She's doing huge things to you, Hidan" he said. I growled. "Of course, we have to break up Deidara and Sakura first right?"

"No!" I snarled. Pein looked more amused than ever. "Deidara is my friend! Besides, Sakura will be much happier with Deidara" I said in a sad but angry tone.

"Ah, if you insist. I want her partnered up with you, since Kakuzu will be taking a vacation this semester. But, since you don't want to, I could partner Tobi with you and Sakura with Deidara. Is this alright? Sakura seems like a beneficial member, after all. She has the talent of a Scarlet Sky member" he said, smirking.

I gritted my teeth. Sakura, in this damned organization?! Hell no! Even with all that shitty stuff she did, I can't imagine her in here with us, doing the stuff that we do. "Leader-sama…" I pleaded, using his honorific. He smiled.

"Sorry, Hidan. But I've made up my mind. I want her in this organization. I don't think anyone can change that. But if you'll continue to be a 'good boy', I'd go easy on her, ne?" he said, menace hinted in his tone.

I banged my fists on the table and left, not finishing my food. The others looked at me and began mumbling to themselves.

Deidara's POV

I grabbed onto Sakura's arm and dragged her to the parking lot. "Deiii! What the heck are we doing here?! I'm hung-r-r-r-y!" she protested. "Come with me then, yeah!" I grinned. Taking my motorcycle (it's right beside Sakura's), I put on my helmet and invited her to grab onto me. "But I have my own motorcycle, yeah!" she protested. Then, when she realized what she said, she covered her mouth and blushed. I looked at her sarcastically, like in a ha-ha-funny-sarcastic-way, and she giggled. "I can't help it, Dei! I'm picking up the damned habit!" she laughed.

"Ano, Sakura-chan! Stop teasing, yeah!" I pouted. "I want to ride my motorcycle, though! I haven't ridden it for a long time!" she protested. I frowned. "Fine," I said. She grinned at me and gave me a hug. "Where to, Dei-kun?" she asked. I gave her my cocky smirk. "Oh, you'll see…"

We rode side by side, occasionally stealing glimpses at each other. When we reached the park, I told her to blindfold herself and that we have to walk to our destination. Aside from her protests (that I sealed with kisses -//-), we reached our destination just in time for lunch. The time when… wait for it… Sakura's tummy rumbled. I howled in laughter as she blushed.

"Eh! Deidaraaa!" she wailed. "You can take off your blindfold now, Saku-chan, un" I grinned. When she took off her blindfold, her face was filled with surprise and happiness. "Oh, Dei-kun! This is so romantic!" she said in an enchanted tone. We were in the middle of a park. A picnic blanket was spread out in the lush grass, and food was served on it. I sat down on the blanket and patted the space beside me. She obeyed.

"So, what do you want to eat first, Sakura, un?" I asked, being all gentleman-y. She looked around, panic spread on her face and my face was creased in worry. Doesn't she like the food? "A-Ah, Deidara! I can't pick! I want them all!" she said, looking at me worriedly. I laughed. She was so innocent and cute.

"How about we start with… ramen, yeah?"

"Why ramen, yeah?"

"Sakuraaa, un!"

"Oops, sorry…"

"Just stop that, un"

"I said sorry!"

"Fine. Apology accepted, yeah!"

"Why ramen again?"

"Oh," I smirked. "Just because…"

Sakura's POV

Why does Deidara-kun wanted to start with ramen? I have no clue. I mean, it's not the best food, neither is it the worst. I separated my chopsticks and tried to grab the ramen bowl, but Deidara prevented me from doing so. He slapped my hand away and smirked. "Not so fast, Sakura-chan, yeah!" he warned, waving his finger at me mockingly. I pouted. I'm frickin' starving!

He grabbed the ramen bowl and a cup of spices and seasoning. The smell of the ramen made my stomach growl louder. He laughed. "C'mon Sakura-chan," he teased. "Just a bit more patience, un." I groaned. I guess he was trying to act all gentlemanly. He used his chopsticks to pick the noodles and fed me. Oh my god, that is good ramen! Although, I was soon to find out why he actually wanted to start with the damned noodles.

Before I knew it, his mouth captured mine and I lay on the ground squirming in his grasp. I felt his lips twitch upward, and I swore I saw him wink at me before the kiss. I tried to roll on top of him, but failed miserably. Dammit! I hate not being in control! Augh, stupid Dei… He inserted his tongue in my mouth and nibbled on my lips. He tried to grab the ramen in my mouth with his tongue, but I battled fiercely. I let out an unintentional moan which seemed to please him. I grabbed a handful of his hair and pulled him closer to deepen the kiss. I broke the kiss for air and went back in kissing him.

I pulled away for what seemed like hours and sighed. "Can't you keep your mouth to yourself for a second?" I protested jokingly. He pouted. "It's not like you didn't like it…" he accused. Good point, well made.

We started eating and stuff, and were halfway done the picnic when Deidara gave me his wicked grin. That's when I started to worry. "Um, Dei? Why are you giving me that look?" I asked nervously. He smirked and presented me a chocolate syrup bottle. "Dessert, un?" he asked, grinning mischievously. I narrowed my eyes at him and he gave me the innocent puppy-eye look. I just couldn't resist.

"Alright, I'll try it. What do you have in mind?" I asked suspiciously. He grinned and pulled my hand over my head. He took some handcuffs (don't ask me where he got it from) and cuffed me, so I can't move my arms. I eyed him suspiciously when he started unbuttoning my top. My eyes widened. I was about to kick him, when he stopped halfway through. "Don't worry, un. It's not what you think it is" he said, amused.

He squeezed the bottle so that the thick brown liquid poured all over my face. He squirted it in my mouth, and a lot on my neck. He devoured the syrup hungrily, capturing my lips with his. As the brown syrup started cascading from my neck to my chest area, Deidara started to slurp it in quick licks and sucks. He gave me lots of hickies and kisses, and in turn, we got to switch sides. He reddened every time I tease him with the delicate movement of my tongue on his cold skin. It was quite amusing to watch, really.

After we're done, Deidara winked at me. "So," he said, a sly smile playing on his lips. "What are you planning Friday night?" he asked with a wink. I blushed in response.


Yuuri: Any guesses with what Deidara's planning?
Deidara: I do! It's that I'll as- mfffbbb
Hidan: Don't ruin it, you bitch!
Yuuri: That's my boy~!
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