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Oh look at the title of this chapter. What does it remind you of? That's right, the TV show "Gossip Girl" meaning this will be getting its own type of gossip girl. You'll have to read on to see how it's in the story.

Genre: Adventure/Romance

Disclaimer: The following characters of "Secret Agent Kairi" are from the video game, Kingdom Hearts. Square Enix and Disney rightfully own them. The setting-taking place in the story is original also and does not exist anywhere in Japan. The story, plot, and maybe some original characters are under my name. There will be some references to the game. Don't attempt to copyright.


(Xion's voice) – "Previously on Secret Agent Kairi"

"Class we have a new student with us today," her teacher announced.

"Great, what else in new?" Yuffie said bored not looking at the front of the class. "New students coming in."

"His name is Vincent Valentine," the teacher continued. Yuffie looked at him as he had long black hair with a red bandana wrapped around his forehead.

"Am not a people's person," Vincent responded flatly turning his attention back to the board.

"Can I ask you out on a date? Like a real one this time. Not like the dance before," he asked. Kairi was having that moment again of her blushing and butterflies in her stomach. She couldn't help it and was gonna say yes but this was stopping her.

"Well, I know there is this place where you guys can eat and dance," Roxas thought.

"But I don't think Kairi knows how," Sora told him.

"Teach her as you guys go. She is a quick study and smart. I'm sure she'll get it soon." Roxas felt good about doing this but at the same time, a fragment of jealously was still upon him.

"It's really hard to believe you live like this Namine," Kairi told her. She really couldn't. Under shy Namine was living large Namine but she could already tell why she didn't want the school to find out. It would be really shallow if they ever did.

"I kind of miss going out on dates. With all this work and taking care of Kairi, I hardly had time for it." When Aerith and her husband were together, they would always go out and eat and he would gladly enough to pay for it all. It reminded her of all those times she had with him. Cloud was thinking of taking her out but at the same time, he didn't want to get involved with her. Something could happen and it wouldn't be a pretty one. He then pushed that thought aside and will ask it one day when the time is right.

"Yeah but I'm not a fashion rich kind person. I'm still just plain old shy Namine," Namine replied to her comment.

"You're slowly changing Nami. I can see it happening already," Kairi told her.

"I like you Sora," she confessed to him hoping to get the same response.

"I do too Kairi," he replied now feeling it as they kissed again.

"Namine!!!!" Roxas screamed waking up from a nightmare. He had cold sweat panting hard of what he just saw shocked of what he saw. He looked around and sees no one around other than the TV. He also Sora hadn't return from his date with Kairi. He had do something about Namine but what?


Friday had fallen on the day of December 4 and it was starting to snow but not much. A week after Sora and Kairi's date and their friends were happy for them. Roxas still felt jealous that his brother got a girl and it happened to be his friend but he was facing another issue. There was a girl that liked him and it was Namine but he didn't like her, just as a friend only. The part that would be the hardest is confronting her about it. After that nightmare that one night, he was starting to worry what would happen after he breaks her heart.

Rinoa was typing on her computer doing some of her work. It has been busy these past days of being a principal and it is tough. She had to take control of the budget, arrange some meetings and such. She stopped typing when Leon came into her office. He hasn't comes in here since his first day of work so this was a surprise.

"Hey Rinoa," he said walking towards her desk.

"This is a surprise," she said. "You haven't come in here since your first day of work."

"Well, I decided to take a break from my work and drop on by here."

"Have you've come to flirt with me?" she joked. "It's forbidden for a teacher and a principal to be together." Now she was being dramatic.

"Of course I have," Leon answered playing along. "Why else would I have come here?" He went around her desk and got close to her leaning on the desk.

"Why I can't allow it! What would the students think? We are role models to them you sexy," Rinoa stopped when she started touching muscular arm. "Strong man." Leon stood up and put his face in front of her.

"Then let us kiss." The two lips got close when they got interrupted.

"Ms. Heartilly, I have something to del-" Kairi asked walking in on the scene. Her eyes went wide shocked of what was in front of her of them almost kissing. "I'll come back some time. Sorry to interrupt." She then closed the door. "Oh my god! I can't believe what I just saw!"

~ Secret Agent Kairi ~

Kairi walks onto the hangout ground of the school where her friends were underneath a tree feeling traumatized of what she just saw earlier. She sees Xion get up and goes up to her. "Did you give Ms. Heartilly my form?" Her friend noticed that she looked frozen like she saw a ghost. "Kairi?" Xion shook her bring her back to reality.

"Um what?" she said.

"Did you give it to her?" she asked.

"Can we go with the fact I didn't and you could do this by yourself?"

"Why? Was she busy?"

"Yeah," she lied. "She was really busy." She didn't want to tell them that she was gonna smooch on her teacher. "Busy kissing my boss that's what!" she thought.

"Fine, I'll do it after school," Xion said taking the paper from her and going back to the tree. Kairi was going to try not remembering what she just witness. She just stays calm and goes back to tree being held by Sora's arms giving him a peck on the lips.

"I can't believe you would do that Kairi!" one of Kairi's classmates told her.

"Do what? What have I've done?" she asked not knowing what was going on.

"Its all over the school. You cheated on Sora with a junior guy named Riku," her classmate answered. Kairi couldn't believe what she hearing; much less know what cheating is exactly but she could tell it was something bad. "It says so in Tsuki Girl's blog."

"I would never do such a thing! I don't even know this Riku fellow!" Kairi was yelling trying to get to a point. Who was this Riku? All Kairi got was that he was a junior and who was this Tsuki Girl.

"Whatever," the student said. "Check it out yourself." Sora got out his iPhone and started to connect to the Internet to see this blog from this mysterious person.

"It sucks everything is down at HQ," Aerith told Cloud. Kingdom Hearts had a power problem and now it was closed off for a bit because no electricity was flowing in.

"It feels like someone forgot to pay the bill," Cloud added taking a seat on the couch. Aerith made a small laugh taking a seat next to Cloud.

"Leon," they both blamed and laughed after.

"For the first time in a long time, Leon forgot to pay the bill. This is what happens when you take another job and focus too much one of them. You'll start to forget about the other," Aerith says. She thought Leon was too much into his teaching job now.

"We got a break. We do you want to do?" Aerith was about to say something when Cloud stopped her. "Don't say the Highwind. We've been there so many times since we came here. You need to eat home food."

"How bout you cook dinner then?" Aerith asked. This whole time they've been here; she always was the one to cook. Cloud didn't even help her. He was either watching TV or being with Kairi and Yuffie. She wanted to see his culinary skills.

"Fine since you've been cooking here too much. Let's find out," Cloud accepted.

"You think Kairi and Yuffie are gonna be here for dinner?" Aerith asked wondering seeing how it's a Friday.

"Wanna ask them? Kairi can bring Sora along if she wants to. Heck, maybe her friends."

"Will do," Aerith responded leaving the living room and heading upstairs.

"You don't have to you known!" Cloud yelled. How was he going to cook for a big group of people? He was hoping Kairi wouldn't bring everybody to the house or there would be too much. Then he thought of an idea and grabbed the house phone.

"Tsuki Girl?" Hayner said while looking at Sora's phone, as did the rest of his friends.

"Who does this girl think she is!? Gossip girl?" Olette said. It definitely felt like they were on an episode of "Gossip Girl". Just in Japan but who could this Tsuki Girl be.

"It says right here that she blogs about the students of Tsuki High. Her story of Kairi cheating on me was just made yesterday," Sora said tapping on his screen. "It says: Kairi Strife cheats on popular boy Sora Hikaru here in Tsuki High with a junior named Riku Miyano. Sources says Kairi was spotted with him-"

"Ugh!" Kairi said disgusted what she was hearing. "Stop reading after that! That's not even true!"

"Unlike 'Gossip Girl' where everything she said on the show was true," Namine said thinking about it.

"Who is Riku Miyano?" Hayner asked.

"I do," Yuffie answered. "He is in one of my electives. He is a cool guy to talk to you know."

"Great, now everybody in the whole school thinks I'm some cheater. Can't they clearly see Sora and I are together still?" Kairi said holding him pointing to the two of them. "Who could she be though?" Kairi was thinking and the most obvious answer was Selphie. Who else would have made it after the Halloween dance?

"Hey, are you Kairi?" a male student asked as everyone turned their attention on him.

~ Secret Agent Kairi ~

"Who are you?" Pence asked.

"Hey Riku!" Yuffie greeted hugging him. "I'm so glad you're here. Now we can fully talk about this situation." Yuffie grabbed him and brought him to the others. "Guys, this is Riku. The guy Kairi is supposedly dating while cheating on Sora."

"Yeah. I came by here just to let you know that I had nothing to do with this," Riku told them. "I haven't even heard about this blog till today from my friends."

"What's up with this girl? Doesn't she anything else better to do," Xion asked.

"My guess she is Selphie. There wouldn't be anyone else who could start this other than her," Olette pointed out. "After the Halloween dance, I wouldn't be surprise it was her." Selphie was the prime suspect in the midst of all this and everyone agreed but only because it seemed like she would start it.

"Everything is cool then?" Riku asked.

"Yeah," Sora answered. "I know Kairi here wouldn't cheat on me because she doesn't even know what it means."

"What does it mean actually? Kairi asked him.

"It's better if you don't know," he replied.

"Some boyfriend you are," Roxas said pushing his brother aside from Kairi. "Kairi, cheating is when you go out with someone while you having a boyfriend or girlfriend. Only morons on the planet do that. Okay, now I'm done." Sora got up wiping himself and holds Kairi again.

"Thanks a lot bro," he proclaimed sarcastically.

"Do you wanna hang out with us for a little bit? Yuffie offered.

"Sure, why not?" Riku accepted.

"We'll never ever do that again," Rinoa said as she waits for a paper that is printing. "Especially in an area like this."

"Sorry, but you started it you little actress," Leon blamed.

"I was just messing around. I didn't know you were going to take it that far." Leon felt a need for lust now after that almost kiss. It was like he wanted to take her onto the desk and make out but he never had feelings for her. Not even high school. Pushing that aside, he decided to leave already.

"I'll be leaving. Gotta go back to eating lunch." Leon then closed the door behind him.

"Have a good day then," Rinoa said. "That Leon, he is some guy."

School was finished was Kairi got the call from her mom that dinner was being held at their house. Cloud was cooking the dinner. She wondered how Cloud cooked. She never did see him cook anything at all, so this was an offer she couldn't refuse. "Hey guys, our mom just told me there was going to be dinner for us."

"I thought we had plans?" Sora said making her cuddling up to him.

"We do but I can also invite you," she replied.

"What about us?" Pence asked.

"You guys can come too," Yuffie replied as she walks to the parking lot. "And don't hog all the food again Pence," she said the last minute and her friends laughed.

"Hey! What's the supposed to mean?" Pence said. Everybody then felt their phones making a small ring meaning Tsuki Girl had posted a new entry or in their mind, Selphie. They all decided to subscribe to her blog to see what she would talk about. It would be sent as a text. As they read it, they were lucky it wasn't about them this time.

It said, "After hearing that the Kairi story was fake, someone has to pay cuz' Tsuki Girl does not post false news. Selphie Tilmitt may be the top social girl of Tsuki High but she has a few secrets of her own. My sources have taken pictures of her stuffing her bra in the girl's bathroom. Looks like our girl is more concern about her breast size rather than her reputation trying to impress the guys to show how big she is." The gang laughed at the text and we're happy about it including the picture that was tagged along. But to their disappointment, it wasn't Selphie. Who else would it be? The gang then notices a last note from her.

"And to Selphie Tilmitt herself, I know your reading this. You may be the most popular girl in school but don't mess with Tsuki Girl or I'll bring you down. You can't be on top forever. Maybe Kairi can take your place? She is definitely a better person than you'll ever be." Now everyone knew not to mess around with her. She could dig up some dirt on you and post through the whole school.

"If she isn't Selphie, then who is she?" Kairi questioned. She then decides to reply to the message seeing if Tsuki Girl would get the message.

~ Secret Agent Kairi ~

"Kairi says she is on the way along with her friends," Aerith told Cloud taking a seat by the counter. "So what'll be making Chef Cloud?" she asked him.

"Um… it's a surprise," he replied. "Just wait for dinner. I'm thinking of making some Chinese food."

"Sounds good but I guess we'll all be the judge of that when night comes." She smiled as the door opens with Kairi and Yuffie coming in. "That was fast."

"We're here!" Yuffie called out. "What will dad be cooking for us tonight?" Yuffie was in the kitchen looking at the two. "Hope it's something good."

"Chinese food is what I'll be cooking," Cloud answered. "Hold your tummies guys if it's your favorite."

"Aww, but I love Chinese food," Pence said coming in.

"Can you cook like a lot of it because the last time we had a group eating, somebody ate most of the food," Yuffie asked implying Pence in the situation and he felt offended but not much.

"I like your backyard," Sora said. Kairi and him were walking together alone in the backyard of her house. She did like it too. The cherry blossoms of their tree was blooming still and falling. How she loved winter sakura. But taking care of the coy fish was hard seeing how these are wonderful fishes. They were a symbolism of a lot of things including love.

"You know, coy fish can be a symbolism of love," Kairi told him looking at him.

"Really? I didn't know that." Kairi must be that smart if you knew all this.

"Yeah, I would tell you but I don't want to babble about it." Sora just smiled as the two sat on the bench under the tree. Namine was watching them from the kitchen window as the two were holding hands and talking. Kairi was lucky to have Sora and maybe she'll be lucky to end up with Roxas.

"What are you looking at?" a voice asked making her jump. She turns to her left and saw Roxas right there. He goes up to her and checks where she was previously looking at and then back at her. "Are you jealous of this?"

"Are you?" she fired back.

"What?" Roxas said getting defensive. "I'm happy for my brother. I'm not jealous of either of them. Why would you say that?"

"Let's see, you don't like Kairi talking about your brother when she is around. You seemed to be disappointed when you heard they got together and you have been always looking at them since." Where did the shy girl go? It's like she flipped the script on him. Roxas just walked away from her not giving a respond. Namine was having second thoughts of what she just said. She kind of regretted saying all those things she just said.

The moon and stars, well, some stars, were up in the sky. Rinoa was just at the Highwind drinking a shake bored and tired from work. "Man I'm tired from work," she let out.

"Me too," Cid said putting his elbows on the counter. "I barely get a break here. I need to hire more workers now."

"Let me do it," Rinoa volunteer.

"Work here?"

"No silly, I mean put up the sign out in the front. Have you've forgotten who used to work with you also?"

"Leon?" he guessed.

"Me! I used to work here hello!" Rinoa yelled as Cid gave her the wanted sign putting it out the front window. "Man you're getting old Cid."

"I heard that!" he yelled making Rinoa make a small laugh. "I'm not that old." Rinoa came back to the counter and took her seat.

"I was just playing around Cid," she said slurping her shake. "You know I always joked around when I worked here." Back then, Rinoa worked here and she had fun. It was one thing that made her happy when in high school and place to talk to people. Too bad she couldn't do that at high school. That was then and this is now. She has changed and is proud how she has mature over the years.

"We're always reminiscing about the past," Cid said thinking about now.

"I guess it's been that long. It feels good to talk about."

"Yeah but I remember that one night you were hurt and came running here." Cid clearly remembered how it went. Rinoa had come inside the Highwind crying coming from a party that had to deal with Leon.

"Don't bring that up please," Rinoa told him. "I don't want to remember that. Leon and I have buried the past and decided to not talk about that."

"Alright then. I've always treated you as my daughter and will continue to do so," Cid replied taking her shake.

"Hey! I'm not done yet!" Rinoa complained holding the straw in her hand.

"You called me old. This is my way of getting back at you," he said smiling walking away.

~ Secret Agent Kairi ~

"I like this cooking!" Pence said eating his food about to grab another set when Yuffie grabbed his hand.

"Hold it right there you pig! We didn't even start yet!" Yuffie complained. No one had anything on their plate and he was diving in already on the food. The dinning table could only hold six people, so the ones who couldn't eat at it had to eat at the living room. No one was allowed to go upstairs and eat. "Now everyone dig in," Yuffie continued. "Pence, you eat what you have on your plate."

"That's not fair," he complained.

"Fair? You're plate is nearly full." Pence looked on his plate and saw it. It was indeed full of each and every portion from the different types of Chinese food. The whole gang was eating in the house and was enjoying it. Kairi was surprised that Cloud could cook including the others. It made her mouth happy but again, no one could be better than her mom but Cloud is no Aerith. He is just Cloud.

The teenagers were talking about general stuff teenagers would have a conversation and the adults would just listen and get involved if they had to. The next topic was what happened today and Tsuki Girl. "How long do you think this will go on?" Xion asked.

"Probably a while. Lets not have it ruin our lives as much as possible and beware of our surroundings," Hayner replied.

"I actually feel like I'm in my own 'Gossip Girl' episode." Namine said finishing her food.

"I think you've been watching too much TV Namine," Olette told her. "I worry about that."

"I'll be okay. I can get in touch with reality you know," Namine said.

Dinner was done and some of Kairi and Yuffie's friends were leaving already saying they had a great time and dinner at the house. Namine chose to sleepover at the house because she said it'd be lonely being by herself. The workers didn't count. "Bye you guys," Kairi called out as they enter into Sora's car. Then he came by holding her.

"See you tomorrow Kairi," he said.

"Bye," Kairi said giving him a kiss and he left along with Roxas. "See ya Roxas."

"Yeah," he said walking away. Kairi closes the door and it was just Yuffie, Namine, and she now along with her parents in the house.

"You are so lucky Kairi," Namine told her feeling jealous but not in a mean way. More like, 'man I wished I had one' feeling. "To have Sora as your boyfriend." Kairi just smiled.

"Don't worry Namine. You'll find someone unless he always been around you the whole time."

"Roxas? Yeah but I don't want to tell him yet. I need to build up the confidence to do it."

"Let's head on up to my room and just talk and stuff," Yuffie said going upstairs and Kairi and Namine followed her.

Aerith was washing dishes in the sink having felt sleepy already, so she yawned. Cloud was out in the back from some reason and Aerith didn't know why. "Cloud?" she called out for. "What are you doing?" Cloud was looking at something like he was fixing something and turned his attention to her.

"Nothing, just checking out the back," he said. Something was odd and Aerith knew it. Then she saw a bunch of restaurant boxes fall down behind Cloud.

"Cloud, is that take out?" she asked him. He took a small step to the left trying to hide it behind him.

"What are you talking Aerith?" he said coolly. "There is no take out boxes behind me." Obviously he was playing dumb.

"Haha Cloud. You can't fool me," she said smiling going back to the dishes.

Kairi, Yuffie, and Namine were just talking in the room when they hear their phone rings. Even in the car of Sora, the others got it too including any other student attending Tsuki High got the message. It says, "Kairi Strife is one noisy girl I must add seeing how she wants to know who I am. I may have just started this but that's a secret I'll never tell. Not even Selphie knows me. Just know I'll be posting gossip about you guys if anything juicy comes up. My sources are everywhere so you better watch out. You know you love me. xoxo, Tsuki Girl."


Tsuki Girl, how do I begin to describe her? I would want to say that she is a recurring character and is like Gossip Girl from the show. But this story can't always be like "Gossip Girl" because it isn't. I just added her to cause drama for the story because from now on, secrets will be hard to keep. Plus, I like the idea of it.

And if you're wondering who she is, I'll give you this. It could be either one of these three. Either she is a known KH character, FF character, or an original character. That's all I have to say. And yay! Riku made a small appearance in the story. You'll see him more later on now that he has met the main group.

Thanks for reading this chapter and review please!