Announcer: Ok everyone! The guys in the house have gone against the wishes of the people of this station and brought somebody into the house. They say that it is some guy named "Jinchurikki" or something. I don't know. Anyways, they killed like two producers before they allowed them to do it…so here it is…The Real World…Akatsuki!

(In the house)

Leader: Ok, we have the six tails…now, what are we going to do with him?

Tobi: Tobi thinks we should give him pie and punch…Tobi is a good boy!

Deidara: Let's just get his bijuu out now, un! That way, we can dump the body and get him the hell out. Besides…that guy is really, really annoying.

(In the Pink Room)

Deidara: Bob has been pissing me off ever since we captured him, un! He's so…touchy feely. He and Tobi get along great…but I want to kill him soooo badly!

(In the House)

Bob: Hey, Diedara…you guys got any more of this root beer?

Deidara: You basturd! That was my last one, un!

Bob: Wait…I have the perfect solution to this!

Deidara: Oh yeah? What's that?

Bob: Go out and buy some more, jackass! Oh, burn!

Kakuzu: Ooooo. Classic, total classic!

Deidara: Shut the hell up, Kakuzu, un!

Kakuzu: Eh, that one sucked. You need to feel the burn, Deidara.

Deidara: I'll let you feel the burn when I burn you to the ground, you son of a bitch!

Bob: Hey…I sense some emotional issues here.

Deidara: You want emotional issues? I'll give you emotional issues. Hey Itachi!

Itachi: Yes Deidara? What do you want?

Deidara: Go to this Bob guy's house and pull an Uchiha on his family's asses, will you, un?

Itachi: Hmm, I haven't killed any families for a while. Sounds fun. I'm off!

Bob: Hey…wait…I…

Tobi: Bob! Do you want to play some checkers with Tobi? Tobi is a good boy?

Bob: (whispers to Deidara) Is he straight?

Deidara: (Whispers back) We don't know yet, un. We have a theory with Tobi there…but…

(In the Pink Room)

Deidara: You see, our theory with Tobi is that he was captured by apes as a young child, un! Then, he was sodomized again and again by the lead male, who took offense to such an idiot. Then he was found by some monks, who raised him to be catholic, and that is how he became all crazy…Ok, maybe it was all the pain killers we've been giving him…but it could be the other thing, un.

(Flashback)

Deidara: Come on, Tobi! Eat the candy! It's good, un!

Tobi: Tobi doesn't feel good…

Kakuzu: Come on, Tobi! Do it!

Leader: Yeah, you'll love it!

Hidan: I'll pretend like this isn't happening, dudes.

Deidara: Shut up, Hidan! Tobi, come on. Be cool like the rest of us! You have to eat all the candy!

Tobi: But Deidara-senpai…

Zetsu: Yeah, Tobi. Be a good boy and eat all that shit…

Tobi: Well….Tobi does want to be a good boy…

(In the pink room again)

Deidara: Hehehe, he was passed out in his room for like a week. Then Kisame had to ruin the fun by giving him a blood transfusion. Don't ask where he got the blood…I don't know.

(Back in the house)

Bob: Hey, Zetsu…so like, what's the deal with your head?

Zetsu: What do you mean? (Yeah, you're an annoying basturd!)

Bob: I just mean…like…you know...are you a cabbage patch kid or like a leafy representation of Micheal Jordan or something?

Zetsu:….You know what…I wasn't going to eat you after you die…but I might now (Yeah. You'll go well with a side dish of Kisame stew).

Kisame: I heard that, you son of a bitch!

Zetsu: Oh yeah, what you going to do about it? (Yeah! You taste better than your comebacks sound!)

Kisame: (Walks up and has arms on his chest) Oh yeah….Mr. Biggles!

Zetsu: (Begins to cry) Asshole! Mr. Biggles…why! (Runs to his room)

Kisame: That shuts him up!

Leader: Ok, settle down. Bob, the time has come to release your bijuu.

Bob: Great. I haven't been laid in like a year!

Leader:….Never mind. Kisame, if you please!

Kisame: Sure! (Whacks the guy in the head and knocks him out)

Deidara: Good, that asshole was annoying, un!

Leader: Drag him into the other room and let's get this going already. I have a tee time at 5.

(In the pink room)

Kisame: So, we got the bijuu locked up from Bob. We dumped his carcass in the river…I mean, his family was dead, so no one would have paid for a funeral…and besides that, my friends were hungry…waste not, want not I always say.

(In the house)

Leader: Ok, we need just another couple more, and we win!

Deidara: This is like a video game, un!

Kisame: How is this like a video game, you idiot?

Deidara: Because, it's like we fight the bosses and win each level, and then we fight another one…it's like a video game.

Tobi: Tobi likes video games…Tobi is…

Kisame: Man, I should totally take out my NES. Old school rocks!

Deidara: You and your old crap! I have an XBOX360. That totally kicks the crap out of your NES, un!

Kisame: Oh yeah?

Deidara: Yep! Besides that…it cost me 400 bucks.

Kakuzu: Hey, has anyone seen the jar of rainy day money on the top shelf? It should have had, like, 400 bucks in it or so.

Deidara: Uhhh, if you need me…I'll be in my room.

Announcer: Well…not much happened in this episode. Oh well, they don't pay me to be in the show, they just pay me to make sure that my sister isn't in it. Ok, leave a review for this struggling artist and he'll make your fantasy come true. Until next time, this is the announcer, saying good night…and good fight!

Some other guy: Ummm, this isn't Celebrity Deathmatch….this is The Real World.

Announcer: Really? How the hell did I get stuck on this crap? Oh well, I ain't paying for the cable. You guys got screwed…haha!