Episode 9: Sumo Stars

Chris: Last time on Total Drama Revenge of Pahkitew Island!

(Camera shows Contestants opening crates of paintball weapons)

Chris: Our campers had an epic game of paintball capture the flag!

(Camera shows people being hit by paint)

Chris: Ambrose was dominating originally, but when his own teammate accidentally shot him, the Mistro Maggots ended up winning!

(Camera shows Magnolia getting Ambrose, then the Maggots winning)

Chris: The Crazy Cows ended up losing, and eliminated Dawn, as Ambrose said they should.

(Camera shows Ambrose telling Silas and Jack to eliminate Dawn)

Chris: And did someone figure out Ambrose's plans?

(Camera shows figure watching Ambrose, then Ambrose picking up a locket)

Chris: Who is this figure? Is the locket theirs? And what does Ambrose have in store next? To find out come back on TOTAL, DRAMA, REVENGE OF PAHKITEW ISLAND!

(Come back)

(Camera flips to Mistro Maggots lounge room)

Corwin: Yes! We are definitely the best team here!

Kaarina: Well, we haven't won the most challenges, the Seagulls have.

Corwin: But we've lost the least.

Kaelyn: I guess he's right…

Satchel: And we have the most people left! Let's show the Seagulls that they're not the only one that can three-peat!

(Camera flips to Sick Seagulls girls cabin)

Magnolia: I can't believe you did that!

Macaria: Well I didn't!

Magnolia: Don't deny it! Who else would steal my lucky bracelet? You were always complimenting it, and saying that you wanted one like that!

Macaria: That doesn't mean that I would actually steal it!

(Ambrose knocks on door)

Ambrose: Can I come in?

Magnolia: Yes!

(Ambrose comes in)

Ambrose: What's going on?

Magnolia: She stole my bracelet!

Ambrose: Are you kidding me?

Macaria: I didn't! She just lost it and is blaming it on me!

Ambrose: Ladies, calm down. I'm sure you just misplaced it. Come on, let's go get some breakfast. Chill.

Open Flashback

(Camera shows Macaria, Magnolia, and Ambrose outside, passing around a soccer ball)

Ambrose: I'm going to go inside, I need to go to the bathroom. Be right back.

Macaria and Magnolia: Okay.

(Camera shows Ambrose go upstairs, walk right by bathroom, and into the girls bedroom)

Ambrose: There's her bracelet! She took it off before going to play soccer.

(Ambrose takes bracelet and puts it in under Macaria's pillow)

Ambrose: That should do it!

(Ambrose goes back downstairs)

Close Flashback

(Camera flips to Sick Seagulls lounge room)

Silas: I guess we're the only ones left on our team Jack…

Jack: Yeah, well, we'll just have to deal with it and move on.

Silas: Yeah, but it'll be a lot harder now. Let's go eat breakfast.

Jack: Yeah, I'm starving.

(Camera flips to Wacko Whales boys cabin)

Jarek: I'm feeling as if Aaliyah is up to something.

Jared: Yeah, she's been acting strange recently.

Jarek: And the golden boy Ambrose is up to something too.

Jared: Ambrose? Nah? He's been pretty chill.

Jarek: Trust me…

(Camera flips to Crazy Cows, who are sitting outside of their cabin)

Silas: It's just us two.

Jack: Yeah, we just gotta push through.

Silas: But I don't know if we have enough moves.

(Ambrose walks past them)

Ambrose: Nice rhymes! You guys should be rappers, since you got the rhymes, and the cool shoes. It's too good to be true!

Silas: Nah, I don't really like rap.

Jack: Same..

Ambrose: Well, I'll catch up with you guys later. I got some conditional things to take care of. It's infuriating…

(Ambrose walks away)

Silas: I wonder what things he's talking about.

Jack: Yeah…

Chris (through loudspeaker): Campers, report to the Gym for your challenge!

Jack: Well, we gotta go!

Silas: Yup.

(Time skip- commercial break)

(Come back)

(Camera shows contestants at gym, with Chris next to Chef, who's wearing a sumo wrestler's outfit?)

Satchel: Hey, Chef, nice underwear!

Jared: I think he thinks he's in China.

Ambrose: I'm pretty sure sumo wrestling originated in Japan… but wow, Chef, how'd they get you to wear that?

Chef: (flashes money)

Campers: Ohhhhhhhhhh….

Corwin: Can Chef wear something else?

Aaliyah: Yeah, I think I may puke!

Kaelyn: Yeah…

Open Confessional

Kaelyn: Was it mean to agree with them?

Ambrose (puts fake blood on leg): That should do it…

Jack: I have a bad feeling about this challenge.

Close Confessional

Chris: As you guys may be able to guess from Chef's outfit, today's challenge is based off of Sumo Wrestling!

Jared: Do we have to wear those outfits?

Chris: Only if you want to!

Campers: No thanks!

Chris: But you will have to wear classic boxing clothes.

Ambrose (walks over to Jared and pretends to be shoved by him): Ouch!

Jared: I didn't do anything!

Kaelyn: Did you really just shove him over?

Jared: I'm sorry man, it was an accident!

Ambrose: It's all good… (tries to stand up, but then sits back down, clearly showing everyone the "blood" on his leg)

Macaria: Oh gosh, you okay?

Magnolia: He cheated! Jared wants to make us lose! Give him a punishment!

Ambrose (slowly gets up): No, it's okay. I'm fine. I'll just clean the blood and patch up. I know first aid. Don't punish Jared. It's all good.

Chef: Interns, help him away!

(Interns help Ambrose limp back to his cabin)

Open Confessional

Magnolia: That was cheap!

Macaria: He was probably the strongest out of us, and now he's injured… Wow Jared…

Kaelyn: That was a cheap shot.

Aaliyah: I was next to Jared. It's funny… I didn't notice him shove Ambrose.

Jarek: Man, I thought Jared was a nice guy.

Satchel: Sad, but makes things easier for us.

Ambrose: This episode, Magnolia will be gone, and the next, Jared! Perfect!

Close Confessional

Chris: Anyway, in this challenge, each team will choose one sumo. You will then train this unlucky camper for a wrestling tournament. We will begin this tournament after the break. Who will win? Who will wrestle for the Seagulls now that Ambrose is injured? And what is up with Jared?

Jared: I told you, I did nothing!

Chris: Sure. Find out when we come back on Total, Drama, Revenge of Pahkitew Island!

(Come back)

Chris: Teams, who will your sumos be?

Kaelyn: Satchel will be ours.

Aaliyah: Jared will be ours.

Magnolia (smirking): Macaria will be ours?

Macaria: What? I thought that you were going to-

Chris: Moving on…

Silas: Jack will be ours.

Chris: Okay, you have one hour to train this sumo for the wrestling tournament! Begin!

(Camera flips to Wacko Whales)

Aaliyah: It's simple. Jared, even if you may be a scheming cheater, you are the biggest here.

Jared: I didn't do it!

Jarek: Jared, we all know the truth, let's just move on. But it's true, you're the biggest and strongest here. Your strategy should be to just force them to the ground, and pin them.

Jared: Couldn't I also just push them out of the ring?

Jarek: But that's also more risky, as they could get around you and trip you…

Jared: True, true…

(Camera flips to Sick Seagulls)

Magnolia: Well, good luck. You're not getting any training from me!

Macaria: Thought so…

(Ambrose limps in)

Ambrose: I'll help. It's simple. Since Macaria isn't stronger than the competition she should have a specific strategy. In sumo wrestling, you win if you can shove your opponent out of the ring, but that isn't happening, so you'll have to win by the second way.

Macaria: Which is?

Ambrose: Forcing them onto the ground. But instead of pinning them, try to trip them.

Macaria: Okay…

Magnolia: But don't expect any help from me, I still think you stole my bracelet.

Macaria: Whatever, what do you know anyway?

Ambrose: Let's just go through some fitness workouts…

(Camera flips to Crazy Cows)

Silas: Just try to trip them. That's your best chance. However, if you somehow get matched up against Macaria, pin her. That would be easier.

Jack: Okay, sounds good! We done!

Silas: Yeah, just do some push-ups and sit-ups. We'll be fine.

(Camera flips to Mistro Maggots)

Satchel: If I face Jack or Magnolia you already know that I'm going to win!

Kaelyn: What about against Jared?

Satchel: Uh, it'll be harder, but I'll do it!

Corwin: Yeah, yeah.

Kaarina: Just win.

Open Confessional

Satchel: Gotta stay confident to win!

Kaelyn: I don't like how overconfident Satchel is… not trying to be mean, but for such a handsome, I mean, good guy he can be really annoying sometimes.

Close Confessional

(Camera flips to Chris)

Chris: Things are starting to heat up in the teams! When will Magnolia trust Macaria? Is Satchel's confidence good or bad? Come back to find out on TOTAL, DRAMA, REVENGE OF PAHKITEW ISLAND!

(Come Back)

Chris: I have decided the match-ups for the first round. Jared, Satchel, you'll face each other in semi-final match one. Jack and Macaria in semi-final match two.

Satchel: You can't put the two strongest on the same semi-final!

Chris: I didn't. We completely ignored who was fighting and instead just seeded the teams by their performance so far. First was Seagulls, second was Maggots, third was Whales, and fourth was Cows.

Aaliyah: Not so confident now, are you Satchel?

Satchel: Nah, I'm still going to win.

Chris: Get in your boxing suits! It'll be interesting to see you guys sumo wrestler in boxing outfits…

(Satchel and Jared go into changing room and change, and then come back)

Chris: Get in position, our referee will be Chef!

Chef: Alright, you guys ready?

(Satchel and Jared nod their heads)

Chef: Begin!

Satchel: Come at me bro!

Jared: Why don't you come at me?

Satchel: Because you're the cheater, not me!

Jared: I'm not a cheater!

(Satchel rushes joey, throws a quick jab and punch)

Satchel: Come at me!

Jared: This is sumo wrestling, not boxing!

Satchel: But I'm slowly pushing you out of the ring!

Jared: Oh.

Satchel: Huh, don't you have an older twin brother?

Jared: Yes…

Satchel: Isn't he bigger?

Jared: Yes…

Satchel: So it wouldn't be as easy to beat him! He's probably also stronger than you, faster, cooler..

Jared: Why you…

Satchel: He must be the favorite child in the family!

Jared: AGH! (Rushes at Satchel and sends him flying out of the ring)

Everyone: OUCH!

Chris: Hey, play that in some slow motion!

(Camera shows Jared shoving Satchel out of ring)

Chris: What a move! Satchel's trash talking worked, but he went too far! Whales beat Maggots, and now we move to the other semi-final, where it's Seagulls versus Cows when we come back on TOTAL, DRAMA, REVENGE OF PAHKITEW ISLAND!

(Come back)

Open Confessional

Aaliyah: Serves Satchel right for being overconfident and cocky. But wow… I didn't know Jared had a bit of a temper!

Jarek: Jared…

Jared: I don't know what came over me! But I won the match, that's what matters.

Close Confessional

Chris: Now that the sumos have changed and are ready, let's begin!

(Camera shows Macaria and Jack lining up)

Silas: Jack, just overpower her!

Jack: Got it!

Ambrose: Macaria, you know what to do!

Chef: Begin!

(Macaria immediately rushes at Jack, catching him off guard)

Jack: What the?

(Macaria shoves him back, getting him off balance before tripping him)

Jack: Woah!

(Jack goes in midair, but somehow lands on his feet)

Macaria: What? You didn't fall?

Jack: I practiced balance with Silas. Thought it may come in handy. Nice try… but no dice.

(Jack shoves Macaria out of the ring)

Macaria: No!

Chris: And the Cows win! Huh, the first and second second seeds were both upset. Didn't see that coming…

Kaelyn: So now we do a third place match?

Chris: Nope! Here, we do the championship first to find the winner, then find the loser!

Silas: What? That's not fair! Jack just fought!

Aaliyah: Deal with it!

Chef: Yeah kid, just let it happen! Sumos, line up!

(Jack and Jared line up)

Chef: Begin!

Jack: Don't hurt me!

(A brutal battle ensues, with Jared whacking around Jack with blow after blow, but Jack holds his ground and is sometimes able to fight back)

(Jack attempts to trip Jared, making Jared fall back, but not before Jared shoves Jack)

(Jack hits the ground just before Jared trips and falls over)

Chris: And in shockingly close fashion, the Whales win!

Whales: YES!

Chris: You guys win a free all-you-can-eat-buffet at Olive Garden!

Whales: YES!

Chris: Now let's get to the third place match! Or as I like to call it, the fourth place match!

(Camera flips to Seagulls)

Ambrose: Just try the same thing you did earlier.

Macaria: Okay.

Magnolia: Just try not to screw up that bad.

Chef: Line up!

(Macaria and Satchel get in position)

Chef: Begin!

(Immediately, Satchel doesn't fool around and shoves Macaria to the ground)

(Silence)

Chris: And extremely quickly, the Seagulls lose! Maggots, you guys get third!

Maggots: Yes!

Chris: Seagulls it's to the campfire ceremony for you!

(Time skip)

(Camera shows Sick Seagulls girl's cabin)

Magnolia: I still haven't found my bracelet!

Macaria: Check my drawers!

Magnolia: Done!

Macaria: I told you I didn't take it! Check my bed!

Magnolia: Why don't you?

Macaria: Okay!

(Macaria pulls sheet covers from bed, and underneath the pillow a bracelet falls)

Macaria: Wait, what the?

Magnolia: YOU DID TAKE IT! YOU WITCH! (Audio is bleeped out)

(Ambrose comes in)

Ambrose: What's going on?

Magnolia: I found my bracelet underneath her pillow!

Ambrose: Macaria, you took it?

Macaria: I swear I didn't take it!

Ambrose: Are you sure?

Magnolia: Can't wait for the ceremony…

(Time skip)

(Camera flips to campfire ceremony)

Chris: This ceremony, because of recent drama, you guys are going to vote out loud! Magnolia, you first!

Magnolia: I choose to vote off Macaria!

Macaria: What? Then I choose to vote off Magnolia!

Chris: Ambrose, it comes down to you. Who are you going to vote off?

Ambrose: You guys were both good teammates… I can't decide.

Chris: Hurry up!

Ambrose: I'm going to settle this with a coin flip. Heads, I vote for Magnolia, Tails, I vote for Macaria.

(Ambrose flips coin)

(Camera zooms in, shows coin showing tails)

(Ambrose hesitates)

Open Flashback

Ambrose: It's two to one! Finish him!

Magnolia: Okay! I got this!

(Magnolia fires, hitting Ambrose with paint)

Ambrose: Are you serious?

Magnolia: Sorry, it was-

(Corwin hits Magnolia with paint)

Chris (coming in): Since the Maggots are the last team standing, they win!

Close Flashback

Ambrose: Heads… I'm sorry Magnolia, but you're out…

Magnolia: Well, bye Ambrose…

Macaria: Bye Magnolia…

Magnolia: I would say bye when we were best friends on this show, but now, we're done. I hope you lose Macaria. Win it for the Seagulls Ambrose!

Ambrose: I got you.

(Magnolia boards Plane of Shame)

(Camera shows plane flying away)

Open Confessional

Macaria: I wonder why Ambrose hesitated…

Ambrose: Nobody present at the scene besides me could see the coin… that's a good thing.

Voice from outside Ambrose's Confessional: That's what you think!

Ambrose: Hey, who's there!

Voice: Nobody!

(Ambrose runs out)

End confessional

(Camera flips to Ambrose who's standing outside the confessional booth, holding a locket and a piece of red hair)

Ambrose: I've seen this locket before… And this red hair… Ugh, I've been busy recently, my brain isn't working as well. I got to rest and get back to full speed.

(Ambrose walks away)

(Camera shows figure watching him)

Figure (whispering): I can't let it happen again…

(Camera flips to Chris, who's watching the scene)

Chris: Man, what drama! Who is this figure? Will Ambrose connect the dots? And what is Jared's fate going to be after being labeled as a cheater? To find out, come back next time on TOTAL, DRAMA, REVENGE OF PAHKITEW ISLAND!