Jan and Luke's showbiz bucks show
Someone from another anime edition!
Welcome to…
"Jan's" said Jan
"And Luke's" said the Harkonnen fairy
"Showbiz Bucks show." Said the both of them
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"Now since my bro is in the hospital from a numbness" said Jan as he holds up needle
Suddenly Luke barges into the room wearing a hospital gown mumbling "Rur ur borur. Yur gur bur brurur."
"What? I can't understand." Said Jan
"Maybe he's saying something that doesn't have to do with anything." Said the fairy
"Rurur hur iur or wurevur ut us! IT'S COMING!" yelled Luke
"Hmmm…his voice came back!" exclaimed the fairy
"That thing…that spider thing…it's here to kill us all!"
"What are you talking about?" asked Jan
"Th…the…the………Tachikoma…"
"Tachikoma? Hey wait, were there happen to be a lot of old people around you?" asked the fairy
Luke nodded his head
"I don't think you were put in a hospital…" said the fairy
"You idiot! You put him in Foster Care!" yelled Jan
"I'm sorry…I don't know my way around." Whimpered the fairy
"So…anyway…THERE'S THIS SPIDER ROBOT! CHASING ME WITH A NEEDLE!"
"That's normal." Said Jan
"It is not!" replied Luke "Do you know how many robots are like that…? Nine!"
"And you would know of this how?" asked Jan
Luke starts to twiddle his fingers and says "Well uhh…I've watched Ghost in the Shell anime."
"Ah HAH! So then it's only fiction!" pointed Jan
"Dude, we're also from a fictional world to you idiot." Said Luke as Jan's face just went blank. Then Jan looks to his left seeing Schrödinger being trampled on a spider like machine.
"Is that the thing that you…were talking about?" asked Jan
"Yeah actually…it is." Replied the fairy
"YOU IDIOT! HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?" yelled Luke
"Please don't hurt me." Said Alucard to the Tachikoma
"Don't worry, I won't hurt you…much." Said the Tachikoma in a high pitch voice. Then shoving a thick needle up Alucard's butt. A loud anguish scream could be heard throughout the studio.
"No! It got to Alucard first! No take me instead!"
in the room-
"Ok…Now you're done with your booster shot Mr. Alucard." Said the Tachikoma
"That actually hurt me…" said Alucard when the Tachikoma then suddenly picked up a teddy bear "No! NOT MR. HONEYWORTHE! Anything but that!"
-outside the room
"No! anything but that! Take me! Take me instead of Mr. Honeyworthe!" then a blank look gazed upon Luke's face "Hey, who the hell is Mr. Honeyworthe anyway?"
"Don't ask me." Said Jan
Then a shadow drenched the studio with fear as the door to "the room" opened up. The Tachikoma stood there with a needle in one hand and a close hanger in the other.
"That is what you're scared of?" asked Jan
"Uhhh…Maybe…"
"You're such a retard." Said Jan "It's just a harmless spider like machine that wants to protect us from viruses."
"Jan? I wouldn't get near that thing." Said Luke
"And why not."
The Tachikoma then raised the needle in the air and stabbed Jan in the butt.
"Hey! Watch it. I could get HIV!"
"Don't be such a wuss." Said the Tachikoma
And that's it for…
"Jan's" said Jan
"Said Luke's" said Luke
"Showbiz bucks show" said the fairy
UNTIL NEXT TIME!
i was drinking coke cola and eating crackers at the same time...and milk spraid out of my nose...HEY when did i have milk?
