No, this isn't a chapter. Before you all scream at me for not updating for a long time. Please listen to my sad and pathetic excuses. You can believe either version one or version two of the story. Both are the reasons of what happened.
Version one:
Nezumi's Cheese was walking around, thinking about the final chapter of the story. She felt happy of how crappy/wonderful (please choose one) the story was going. It had been nearly over two months since the last chapter. Encouraged, she went to the park to have some peace. However, something peculiar appeared. A flying pig suddenly appeared from heaven before the authoress. He looked very pissed for some reason. These are the very words he said to her: "It is a sin to leave your stories un-updated for over two months. For this, I must deliver the judgment that all procrastinator authors must suffer. You shall suffer from worry, guilt, and most of all, PAIN!!!!"
Nezumi's Cheese raised a confused eyebrow. Then, she answered, "….I never heard of this before."
Then, the warrior of the skies said, "This is just my job. It's by lottery, really. You're just the unlucky person of the month."
The authoress twitched her eye in disturbance. "So….what was this about pain?"
The flying pig roared and bitchslapped her one of too many times to her head with his painful hooves. Then, as a finishing touch, he bashed her thick skull with his giant-uranium-ice-cream-cone thingy and flew away. Needless to say, it was very painful for the sinful authoress and she suffered brain damage. Now, she must spent one month of therapy and treatment at the hospital because of this sin. So, for the readers of this story, this authoress will not update this story until late March. Please send get well cards for this poor soul.
Version two:
Nezumi's Cheese tapped her chin at home, finding it difficult to concentrate when something was bothering her. The screaming of her parents' adopted monkey when she was little a.k.a. the demonic little brother. Pissed off, she tells him to shut the fuck up. Her mother gets mad and gives a lecture about appropriate language that she really doesn't give a damn about with a bonus of being grounded from her laptop.
Her mood becomes even more irritated with a Social Studies project, fucking Science finals, and the worst of all, music, all due somewhere in March. With her mom wailing at her to practice her flute and piano for tests, she becomes unnecessarily stressed. She does her best to get everything from school to music done but finds out that her computer time is being limited to an one hour. With this stuff distracting her from her stories, she decides to postpone her stories even more than ever reluctantly. So, readers, she asks of you, do not expect any chapters until late March. She is very sorry and asks for forgiveness.
Which version do you believe?
