I wook up da next moring with blud stains on mi eye cheeks. I had bled so muk that I started 2 bleed. I learned that Catelyn was actshally cheating on my for Joff Baratheon for the last 2 years. Sansa and I were so f-ing angry,! Suddently, the stupid bich came into da room and said something::
"Ned, I'm sorry, JOff was always meant for Sansa… I always luved you!"
"Tell it to the frogs." I said smoothly. Manly tears came down cat's face she left. Too. "U do know that im sentencing u 2 dead. The men who passed da sentence shud swing the sword." I said nicely.
"yah, yah, I know too."
Catelyn, robb, sansa, bran, rickon, arya, robbert and cerise all came out to see the beheading. Surprisingly, cersei did not have a stomachache. Everyone was wearing black clothing and put on some white foundation to make us look white and sad. We wernt really sad we just pretentious for the peons.
Catelyn Tully Stark knelt down onto the plinth and bowed her head. I took my master sword out of the scabbard and said something in Japanese. It was a prayer that people thought said 'have a nice life in the afterlife' but really said 'wow stupid hoker bigamist bitch bastard'. I was about to bring the sword down but then….
"you shall not harm my lady." said a man with a deep voice. Just then, a spear whent through my leg like in da TV show! I turned around and saw a woman that was very tall and had white blond hair like Catelyn Stormborn Targartan. She was so tall that she was almost three times as tall as the small man behind her. The man was a dwarf, and had black hair and black nailpolich on. He wore black eyeliner and black lipstick and black mascara under a thick liar of white foundation that had yellow mixed in. there were some snake fangs and other piercing on his face and his hair was blak. I ar first did not know hoo it was but then when he said a spell, I know.
"good work Brienne of Tarth." B. Tyrion said eyeing his pet boar. Birenn was wearing some plate that was moulede like bird feather that were golden, she wore not a helmet but a baseball cap that said 'don't judge a book by its cover' on the front. She was also wearing some black skinny jeans with blue dark converse high heels.
"New orders my lord?"
"Yes…" he produced a peace of paper that haad a drawing of Mew on the back he read it in Japanese.
"Nu ma seor shimazu nikita lore morenshi II!" he yelled and the catlen perked her ears up and summoned a cloud out og thin air. Tyrion, Cat and Porkchop mounted it and rode of in a direction I did not know but I think it waz kings landing.
"U death is coming 2 you!" I yelled angrily at the ppl on da cloud. They stuck their middle fingers up at me (porkchop waved his tale in a way dat looked like a middle finger). I went inside all depressed bc I could not kill my traitorous wife and because I hed lost mien collection of anemaes.
"Orders, my lord?" said Pycellr at me. "Do u need sum poppy for ur knee?"
"No, I can withdraw myelsf?" I said angrily and ran into the castle and I was blooding averywhere. I ran into my room and began to put Silent Hill (da mivie) into the dvd player and I watched it casually and silently like da town.
When the movie was over I went into the Great Hall 2 pit some rotten bread on ymmy knee to make a poultice. I also put some nightshade, thistle and flea bottom tears on 2 because pyrcell said that was what milk og the pappy was made out of. I sat in the and healed.
(Ps: srry it took so long for da chapter I was playing Super Smash Bros. 3ds on Friday and yesterdat. If you wnt 2 fight me send a pm w/ ur friend code and a message short.!)
(like usual pls remember 2 review…. I wnt to hear sum constrisctive feedback/)..
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