I am ON a ROLL!
I love to write.
A little serious this chapter.
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Kiba Yuuto glared at the sword in Issei's hand, his temper rising. "Why..?"
Issei looked up from polishing his sword. "Why what?"
Kiba growled. "Why do you have an Excalibur fragment?!"
"I don't. I have the full Excalibur, Reforged by Yours truly. Why?"
"Excalibur Ruined my life!"
Issei looked at the knight. "Kiba Yuuto. If I were to hand you Excalibur Resurrection-which is indestructible, by the way- what would you do with it, since it can't be destroyed?"
Kiba Yuuto hesitated, the gears in his head making strange clanking noises. He then glared at Issei, and the noises stopped. "Thank You. That was the epitome of annoying."
Issei grinned. "Sorry. It was funny, though."
"...Okay. I know what I would do. I would find Valper Galilei- He's the guy who started the holy sword project that killed my comrades- and shove the blade so far up his ass it would come out of his mouth."
Issei cringed. "Okay, Excalibur is not going up some guy's ass. How about I give you another holy sword, that often get's overlooked?"
A sheathed Longsword with a very elaborate hilt made of silver appeared in Issei's hand. Issei handed the sword to Kiba.
Kiba took the sword and drew it. "What is this? The sword emanates darkness."
"Claiomh Solais. The Holy Sword of the People. The only holy sword that is able to be used by Anyone, even without being a true match. The sword uses the energy of the wielder, multiplied by their skill in swordsmanship, to form its power. The more skilled you become, the sharper the blade is."
"I... I see. And you're giving this to me?"
"Yes. And here's your second gift." Issei snapped his fingers and an old man in a priests outfit with curly hair, round glasses and an odd mustache appeared in the room, bound and gagged.
Kiba's eyes narrowed. "Valper Galilei." He turned to Issei. "What do you want me to do with him, Your Holiness?"
Valper, who was panicking at the situation he was suddenly in, Looked at Issei with widened eyes. 'This boy is the Reborn King?'
Issei smiled cruelly. "I may not be able to hate him, as I am unable to feel hatred for a living being, But I do know that i hate what he did. It was inexcusable." Valper started to sweat profusely.
Kiba's eyes widened. "So?"
"Execute him." At this, Valper started to squirm frantically.
Kiba looked at Valper. He reached out with his shiny new sword... And then retreated.
"No. That would only put me at his level. I won't kill him, because he doesn't deserve a quick death."
Valper confusedly stopped squirming. 'He's... Sparing me?'
Kiba started grinning. "No, I have a better idea. I saw this in a manga once..."
Valper started sweating again.
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Issei marveled at the many curses Kiba put on Valper using power borrowed from himself. "Wow, Kiba. I didn't know you had it in you."
Kiba Smiled. "Yes, Revenge is much sweeter when you can prolong it indefinitely. I certainly couldn't get that if I killed him."
Because Valper Galilei was now cursed to only be able to wear the most humiliating of outfits-A large diaper connected to a baby pink tutu, with okama makeup, and a hat that looks like a giant turd. Layered on the curses that he can only eat onions for the rest of his life, can never count to ten without being struck by lightning, and that whenever he attempts to pleasure himself, he will only feel pain... It was cruel.
Issei looked over at Kiba. "You pass. Here, another sword for you. It's not really a holy sword, rather a demonic sword that can mimic the effects of Holy energy. The last wielder of tis sword went mad, as only a devil, or a man with a Truly pure heart can safely wield it. It's name... Is Galatine."
Issei handed Kiba a Black longsword with an elaborate hilt. Kiba scowls. "Really? Another sword?"
Issei grinned. "Actually, Galatine wanted to be wielded by you. And now that I've remade Excalibur, Caliburn isn't the strongest holy sword anymore."
Kiba stared. "What all powers does Galatine have?"
Issei laughed. "It's a Demonic copy of the original Excalibur. It has all the powers of that."
Kiba gawked at the sword.
"Yes, That's right, Grovel to me... Snap out of it, idiot!"
Kiba jumped.
"What, never met a Talking sword before? Excalibur can do it too, but that bastard is probably just resting from his rebirth."
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Claiomh solais's design is from Tales of Vesperia, The powers from Campione.
Galatine's design is like a one- handed version of WARFRAME's Galatine.
Also, can I get someone to draw Excalibur Resurrection? Maybe with Godssei holding it?
