A/N: this chapter is for all you torture-for-Wyldon lovers. But alot of lameness too. Keep reviewing!
Disclaimer: Nothing you recognise belongs to me (except the craziness you might recognise from the previous chapters). Maybe this disclaimer can be carried on and used for any chapters in the future or past where I have forgotten to put in disclaimers (these pointless things are just about as pointless as Wyldon)
"Would you all put your hands together for, Miss Wynona!" and the audience cheered and clapped as Wynona had no choice but to do the belly dance, so he - uh, she - started. The whole audience kept on clapping and cheering throughout the whole dance - with their eyes closed of course. The only three people who had their eyes open were Jon, George and Mithros. Even the other contestants were trying to stand beautifully with their eyes closed.
"Is it going fine?" Jon whispered to George.
"Yep," George replied, "This is going great. Hey Mithros, you're good. Can I keep this after this Miss Tortall thing?"
"Of course it's good." said Mithros, "I'm a god. And yes, you can keep it after this."
"But I want to keep the tape." said Jon.
"No! I want it"
"No! For me!"
Jon shook his head. "uh-uh. for me!!!"
Their voices were getting louder and louder, and Wynona was shotting them curious glances as she danced.
"Shhhh.." Mithros said, "The solution is simple. I'll just make three copies of it when it's done and we can each keep one!"
"Excellent idea! Oh yeah, when do we show this to everyone?"
"When we reveal his identity of course."
"oh."
The music slowly faded away and Miss Wynona stopped dancing.
"Did you enjoy that boys ?" she flirted.
The three gulped in fear and smiled uneasily. Suddenly an idea came to Mithros' head..
"Yes, Miss Wynona, we enjoyed that greatly! So um, can you dance some more? I know! Why don't you dance some ballet for us?"
So the music began, Miss Wynona started dancing ballet, and everyone closed their eyes while they kept on clapping.
"ohh, can't I please close my eyes?" asked George.
"No! You've gotta make sure that it follows her where ever she goes - uh, dances - or else there is no point in doing this!"
"But I can't stand it, I'm going to started vomitting soon."
"She's not that bad is she?"
"Yes she is. She can't even spread her legs apart more than 90 degrees! Just open your eyes and take a look!"
"No way, I don't want to spend the rest of this competition under Duke Gareth's care!" said Jon, who's got his eyes tightly closed. Mithros, who is sitting next to him with eyes closed as well, nodded in agreement.
Finally after what seemed like ten years to George, the music stopped and everyone opened their eyes. They all decided, they have had enough of this entertainment-while-waiting-for-the-host-to-come-back.
"WE WANT FAITHFUL BACK!!" chanted the audience, "WE WANT FAITHFUL BACK!!"
"Ok ok, I'm back!!!" said Faithful as he reluctantly walked in.
"Hey Faithful! Want something to cheer you up?" asked Jon.
"what??"
"Well, wouldn't everyone like to Lord Wyldon doing a belly dance and ballet???"
Lord Wyldon doing a belly dance and ballet??? How cools it that??!?? Hey! Wait a minute! Wasn't that what Miss Wynona just did? ("Of course that's what she just did you dorks!" *author whacks everyone on the head and all gets enlightened*)
"MISS WYNONA IS WYLDON???"
"Uh-huh." the three kings nodded.
"NO!! YOU'RE WRONG!" screamed Miss Wynona - or rather Wyldon. "IT'S LORD WYLDON!"
"Not anymore! You're fired!" screamed back Jon.
"And you are to receive a punishment as well!" yelled George.
"And your punishment is to watch yourself do the belly dance and ballet." concluded Mithros.
"Ahh, but that is not possible, Sir!"
"Oh yes it is," Jon held up a small black tape, "We filmed you throughout the whole way!!!"
And so it came the little tale that mothers would now tell their children to make them behave: *screen becomes blurry and changes to a different setting.
(A tired looking mother is trying get ten very naughty children to be quiet.)
"Now be quiet and behave. If you don't, Miss Wynona will dance a belly dance and ballet in front of you!"
"Who's Miss Wynona, Mummy?" the children asked naughtily, and mother showed them a picture from that video clip, and the children were all silenced. This is the secret behind the world reknown fact, that Tortallan children, were the best behaved in the world by far.
(screen becomes blurry again and comes back to the Miss Tortall competition)
Everyone has just rewatched the belly dance and ballet. The audience are rolling on the ground, choking on their laughter, and Judges are argueing over who should keep the original tape (even though Mithros did make three copies of it, everyone wanted the original tape). Wyldon has left Tortall. He decided that he had lost his reputation, respect and honour due to this 'stupid' competition, so he go and learn to be a Shang Warrior, then come back and regain his honour, respect and reputation...or whatever he thought he had.
Suddenly someone called out: "I'm thirsty. I need a drink!!"
Everyone else nodded in agreement. Immediately, there was about twenty girls, dressed in white dresses with orange hair walked out pushing trolleys of drink.
Fearless called out from Daine's arms.
"Here's some drink for you all to have. If you need anything else, just ask. I hope you all support me in the Fearless vs. Faithful competition, and vote me as the most popular one. Thankyou."
Everyone raised their drink and chorused: "Long live Faithful!" and started discussing about how they were going to vote. Now Faithful was worried. He desperately needed something to get him back in the audiences' hearts. An idea came to his head...
A/N: Please review. Also vote for Fearless or Faithful in that competition thing. Also, who should I do next - Shinko or Kalasin? Tell me in your reviews! Thanks. ~~Avadriz~~
