Chapter 9

I wok up in mah coffen the nex day wif Lunar in my pale wite arms. We screwed agan b4 getting up and putting on da cloves we wore yesterday. We applid r whit makucp and blak ilinar, mkseara, lipstock, and ishagow b4 meetin wif r frends in da commen room.

Ebony, Draco, B'loody Mary, Willow, Dorkness, Vampire, Diabolo, Dracula, and Fred and Goerge. They wer Diobolo and Darknesses older twin brothers. Lik there siblings, they gut depressed and conveted 2 satinism. They r in slithering now. We now call them Crow and Zombie. Dey bof had died blood red hare, MCR tshirts, baggy blak jeans, and congress shoes. Both of them had whit makup, abd black ilinar and eyeshdow.

"So wut r we going 2 do 2day?" Vampire asked sadly.

"I hav an an idea," Luna sed sexily as she pulled sumthing out of her poket.

"Wut r those?" Crow and Zomie aksed goffikly.

"Mily Cirus tikets!" she annunced.

"O my goff (geddit, cause were goffik?)" Enoby screached. "I fuking hate Milly Cyrus!"

"Yeah, wut da duck!" Willow added.

"I new u were a prep!" Boody Mary sed.

"No no!" Luney sed scarredly, "I gout them so we can mak fun of dat bitch! It was Onixs idea!"

"Oh, dats a gud idea," Navel sed emoly.

"Yea, Onyx always has good ideaz," Egony sed sexily as she hugged me. Luna gav her a mean look.

"Well, letz go!" I yielded angstily. We all went to my delorian and drove 2 da concert (i kno, dolorians only hav 2 seats, jus pretend dey dont!1) In da way, we all smoked pot and weed.

Da concert wuz full of preps. We made r way 2 the front and booed dat stoopid bitch while we cast crucio on the preos near us. Me and Enoby suked the blood of them 2.

Suddenly... we herd a loud preppy voice. "Thou all shalt pay 4 ruing this conshit!" a preppy voice rored. Suddenly, a whit skinned man wif no nose flu in on his bromstick, skaring Hanah Montana away. He had no nose and he was waring a pink Miley Cius robe. It was... VOLDEMORT! Suddenly, Mila Ciruses backup dancers turned into death dealers.

"Voldemart!" Harry shooted madly.

"Onix! I shalt give thou another chance!" Voldemint sed preppily. "Join thee and we shalt defeat Tara!"

"No!" I scremmed.

"Vary well! I shalt kill thee all!" Suddenly he pulled out a gun and began to shoot at us.

"Accio gun!" Ebony shoted as she pointed her womb at Volexmort and took his gun.

"I shalt not lose!" Voldemort sed. "Abada Kadera!"

"Crucio!" I yellowed. Voldenort screemed and disappeared in a poof of smoke.

"U saved us Oinks!" Luna sed as she hugged me.

"Yea!" Ebony sed. She movd to kiss me, but sombody else kissed me on the lips. It wuz... Draco!1

"Draco! WTFH!" Enoby yielded crully.

"Oniyx, I love u!" Draco blutered. "I wanna hav sex wif u rite now!"

"WTF, no! Hes my boyfiend!" Looney spat ragefully.

"Yeah ur my fath- I men... ur..."

"Ur a prep!" Drako shooted at me. "Thatz y u sed no 2 me and Enoby!"

"Just leav me the fuk alone!" I cried wif tearz of blood as I ran away. I ran bak 2 the skull and loked my door. I piked up my cell phon and called Othellop.

"Hello?" Othello asked civilly.

"Offelo, Im so fguking sorry! Ill do watever u want! Ill kill enoby and find her power sorce! Pleae!" I sed, crying emoly.

"Okay, okay, calm down!" he said assuredly. "You're obviously upset about something. What happened?"
"Drago kissd me!" I subbed.

"Oh... well... just don't kiss him then," Othello replied.

"But hez my fother! Im ruining evrything! I like mah frends."

"Look, just try to find out what powers her, and I'll give you advice with your life or something," Othello grumbled. He was getting tired of these shenanigans.

"okay, fangz!" I sed and I hung up the fone. I had a plan!