Disclaimer: Hey guys, sorry about not updating for like 4 months but I have had no inspiration for this story but don't worry I'm not abandoning this story or anything and I will absolutely NOT EVER put an author's note as a chapter because I hate it when that happens to me so yeah i don't own vampire academy or any of its characters, I just make them do stupid shit ;)

Rpov

It's been 2 weeks since Tasha had left the academy (good riddance to that bitch I say) and just yesterday Eddie poked me in the stomach and now I have an infection on my piercing…great, but Dimitri and Lissa have been bringing me chocolate everyday so I'm a happy penguin, just then Dimitri walked in,

"Hey, how's your piercing" he said with a worried tone to his voice

"The same as it was 2 hours ago comrade" I said with a smirk lighting up my face

Dimitri gave a sheepish smile and said,

"I'm just worried Roza, what if it becomes a unknown disease and then you lose all your hair and then you look (if you watch True Blood and haven't seen season 4 yet don't read until I say) like Pam on True Blood when her face starts to rot" he said looking at me like he was really afraid that would happen but I could see the look in his eyes, he was joking (read on peeps)

"Bullshit Dimka" I laughed when I said that

"You know I hate it when anyone but my mother calls me that Roza" he said smirking

"Yes and that's why I said it mommy's boy"

"I am not a mommy's boy" He said defensively, a little too defensively if you know what I mean

Just then Lissa, Christian, Eddie, Mia and Jesse Zeklos walked in and sat around my room, Lissa on my bed next to me, Eddie, Christian and Mia sat on whatever available space there was and Jesse stood around awkwardly next to the door as Dimitri was now standing from his spot next to me and Lissa and giving Jesse the death glare from hell.

"Hey be nice" I said hitting him lightly on the shoulder

Dimitri grunted but slowly looked away anyway and sat next to me again putting his arm possessively around my shoulder and giving him a small glare every now and then.

"So…..how's life Rose" Mia said breaking the silence

"Pretty shit" I replied

"Rose, once again I am so sorry about poking your piercing and getting it infected I mean I really didn't know that my hands were dirty but still I'm sorry" this was the 5th time Eddie had apologised today alone but I didn't really want to hear him apologise anymore and just forgave him

"Ed-man its fine okay so just shut up because that's all I've heard for like 3 weeks" I said deliberately using his nickname that I lovingly gave him in 2nd grade when he had an obsession with superman god that shit was fucking hilarious

"Okay but I'm still sorry, how about a friendly hand shake" I shook his outstretched hand

"An apologetic hug" I hugged him suspiciously thinking that I knew where this was going

"And quick kiss goodbye" said trying to kiss me on the lips quickly

"Fuck off Eddie" I said chuckling whilst everyone laughed even Dimitri and I noticed that Jesse had left

"Hey Rose wanna play truth or dare" Lissa said smirking

"Oh fuck yeah" I said with an evil smirk

"Fuck no" Christian said at the same time I said 'fuck yeah'

"And why the fuck not pin dick"

"Because last time you made me gives Celeste a strip tease and then when Stan walked in and wanted to join" I giggled at that memory

"Yeah but then Stan admitted to masturbating to the thought of you Rose" Mia said pissing herself

I shuddered at the thought of a naked Stan and then screamed when I got the mental image in my head.

"ROSE DON'T SCREAM LIKE THAT YOU SCARED ME HALF TO DEATH" Lissa yelled so loudly that I'm pretty sure that people on the elementary campus heard her.

"Okay soz" I said knowing that it pissed her off to no end when people used computer abbreviations in normal speech

"Rose…" Lissa warned

"Okay I'll stop"

"Hey Rose remember when you threatened Mia when you guys were 13 by saying that if she crossed you or Lissa again you would dack her in front of everyone" Christian said laughing at what he knew my response would be

"Yeah lol" I said laughing

"ROSE!" Lissa said "DON'T DO THAT PLEASE"

All while this was happening Dimitri was just staring at us looking confused so I decided to explain things to him

"Lissa absolutely hates it when people use abbreviations such as 'lol' and 'soz' when they are talking normally and she used to hit me when I said it" I winced at the memory of Lissa slapping me in the boob once when I said 'lol' just to piss her off

"Don't worry Princess, I hate it too, my little sister Viktoria always does that" Dimitri said smiling

"It's Lissa, Dimitri" Lissa said with a serious look on her face but I knew that she was only joking with help from the bond

"HIIIIIII!" I voice came from my doorway which by the way was still open

"Oop speak of the devil and she shall appear" Dimitri said laughing

Viktoria stood at my door and said

"So your name is Rose and not Marie right?"

"Yeah, I guess but like I said before it could be Marie but I prefer Rose" I replied

Just then the rest of the Belikov clan walked in and by now my room was very crowded

The mini looking version of Dimitri, Paul, walked in and tried to crash tackle me to the bed…..he succeeded and we smashed into Lissa causing us all to fall onto the ground in a tangle of limbs and to the feet of Adrian who just walked into my room.

"Wassup, little Dhampir" Adrian said like we weren't even on the floor in front of him

"Certainly not me" I replied "Help me up will you"

Adrian grabbed my arm and yanked me up, I helped up Lissa and Paul got up on his own immediately attaching himself to my waist as soon as he was up.

"Jesus I can barely deal with Dimitri hanging on to me let alone a mini version of him, although if I was 7 I would totally fu-" I didn't get to finish my sentence as Mia hand had appeared out of nowhere and slammed against my mouth

"Rose you will not talk like that in front of anyone under the age of 15 okay?" Mia said in a patronizing voice

I tried to say 'fuck you' but it came out more like a kind-of 'mmhp ooh' instead.

I pushed Mia away from me and sat down on my bed with Paul still attached to me and now I could tell Dimitri was getting jealous because Lissa and Adrian sat down and took up the rest of my bed leaving no room for Dimitri.

"Okay we are so playing truth or dare but who's going to start off?" I asked, usually it was me who started of playing truth or dare but today I didn't really feel like it.

"I will" Mia said

"Okay so here are the rules, you have to do the dare or truth and if you don't then you're out and you may possibly wake up dressed like a tranny" I began before I was interrupted by Viktoria, the other Belikovs had left but Paul stayed here because both Dimitri and Viktoria were here as well

"How?" of course she had to ask that question

"By me of course" I replied "Anyway the person who is picked to do the truth or dare, if they did do it, then have to choose the next person got it?"

Everyone chorused their 'yeses'

"Good okay Mia, go ahead" I said

"Okay I pick…..Dimitri truth or dare" Mia said

Oh this has got to be good

"Um...truth" pussy

"Have you ever watched porn?" WHAT? That is so cliché to ask!

Dimitri mumbled his answer looking down at his feet

"What?" Eddie said

Dimitri mumbled a bit louder this time but still, no one could hear him

"What?" Lissa asked

"YES, OKAY YES I HAVE" Dimitri shouted, his face red with embarrassment

Everyone pissed themselves laughing until we heard a little voice that said

"What's porn" the room went deathly quiet and I looked at the little boy still wrapped around my waist, his face full of confusion, Christian was the one who answered

"Um it's ah something to do with um things that you don't need to know until your older" he finished

"Much, much older" Viktoria added

"Like when you 30" I said

Dimitris face was still red when he asked Christian truth or dare

"Um, truth" Jesus what is with all the pussys today

"Have you ever fantasised about anyone in this room who isn't Lissa" Wow, I didn't know Dimitri had it in him

Christian looked like he was about to die

"Um, yes and it was….Mia" Christian said

Both Mia and Lissa looked horrified but I got to admit Mia's reaction was the funniest, she screamed and was about to run when Eddie stopped her, everyone else was just laughing

"Okay, I pick Adrian, truth or dare" Christian said

"Dare" FINALLY!

"Okay I dare you to give up drinking and smoking for 24 hours" BAM!

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA" I laughed at Adrian's face

"ROSE TRUTH OR DARE?" shit

"Um…"

Pow I left you with a cliffy, okay now I really need ideas please I'm begging you as my readers to at least give me 2 ideas so that's my standard for the next chapter, 2 ideas and then I'll do up chapter 10 sound fair?

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