Yayz! I still don't have any more than nine reviews. You people make me sad. T-T I don't own Naruto or pringles or anything else that is not mine. Hope you guys like it!
Itachi- They won't like it because it lacks my character.
'Lil miss lazy- Well, I never liked you all that much anywayz. Oh, and don't make me kill you off to make room for the girls in Akatsuki.
Itachi- Dooooon't! You couldn't!
'Lil miss lazy- Well, I won't if you leave me alone, but don't push your luck. I can do whatever I want to you. I could even have Tsuki turn you into a woman! And you would be sooooo pretty!
Itachi- No! Doooon't! I like being a guy! It would suck if I was a girl! I DON'T KNOW HOW TO BE A GIRL!! /\
HappyEmoPuppies- Yes you do! You always go around singing "I feel pretty, oh so pretty..." and wear sparkle dresses and halters and short shorts! Here I have a picture! (gives lil miss lazy a picture of
Itachi at a fashion show as one of the models)
Itachi- WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THAT?! THAT WAS FOR FUNDRAISING PURPOUSES!
HappyEmoPuppies- what was the cause?
Itachi- grumbles
HappyEmoPuppies- what?
Itachi- BREAST CANCER! FUCKIN' GOSH!
HappyEmoPuppies- NO SWEARING!! ITS NOT NICE!!
'Lil miss lazy- Breast...Cancer?
Itachi- I'm leaving. leaves
Girls- good riddance.
On with the story!
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The girls got back to their apartment. After a quick lunch, the girls decided to walk around. They walked around for a while before Yuki stopped all of a sudden. "Tsuki! There is a strong chakara coming for us fast! I believe it might be Orochimaru. We must tell Hokage-sama!" Tsuki nodded quickly before disappearing and reappearing in front of the Hokage tower.
"Hokage-sama! An attack is being set on Konoha! We believe it is Orochimaru who is coming." Tsuki explained franticly.
Tsunade immediately understood and sent for the village to be vacated while ninja prepared for the invasion. "Quickly! Alert all ninja and get all civilians out of the area!" Tsunade ordered.
"Tsunade. Put us on the first line of attack, we will make sure to exterminate the scum known as Orochimaru." Yuki said as she waked up to Tsunade, a fiery determination in her eyes.
"No. We need to keep as many ninja alive, and that means that you will be strategically placed." Tsunade stated.
"Hokage-sama, this is the best strategy you can get. I am the goddess of death. I promise to kill that bastard before he can even come near any other of our ninja. Even if you protest, I will head up there anyway." Yuki boldly jumped out the room out to battle, Tsuki close behind.
Just as Yuki went passed the village gates, she immediately spotted Orochimaru. "Go any further, and this will be your last day to live." Yuki spat as she slowly walked to where Orochimaru was standing, but he seemed unfased.
"Sorry little girl, but you alone cannot defeat me." Orochimaru spoke as he looked over her body. "You would make a fine container though, why don't you come with me?" Orochimaru said seductively while his tounge slithered out of his mouth.
"Never. You are soooo dead." and that was the last thing the snake demon heard before falling over dead. "The rest of you, the same fate will befall you if you dare try to harm this village. Sasuke." Yuki called as she walked toward the teen. "Unless you want to die, you will come with me." Yuki more demanded than giving a choice.
"How did you kill him without even touching him?" Sasuke would have looked shocked, had he been anybody else, but he was too well trained to show emotion of any sort.
"I am the bringer of death, now, come before a withdraw my offer." Yuki looked at him expectantly and coldly.
Then, Tsuki appeared. She turned into Sasuke. "Oooh! I'm Sasu-gay! I like to have threesomes with Orochimaru and my brother Weasel-san while daydreaming about being a smexy woman!" Tsuki then turned into a female form of Sasuke with big breasts. "I don't really want to kill my Aniki, I just want to have butt sex with him!" Tsuki then Turned into Itachi and began to whisper sweet nothings into Sasuke's ear just to freak him out.
"Ahhhhhh! Stop the torture!" Sasuke curled up into a ball, nobody has ever said that about him. (or at least to his face) It was just as bad to have them mimic his brother and try to seduce him.
"Come and I will stop. Don't come and I will continue for three days before my sister kills you off." Tsuki purred into Sasuke's ear, still transformed as Itachi.
Sasuke then uncurled and got up. "Alright, but only because I have not achieved my goals yet." Sasuke followed a bit hesitantly.
When the three got to the village, Naruto jumped at the sight of Sasuke. "Oh my god! How did you get him to come back?! I have been trying for years! I'm jealous." Naruto pouted.
"I killed off Orochi-bastard while Tsuki persuaded Sasuke to come back." Yuki grinned Evilly as she walked toward the Hokage tower, Tsuki and Sasuke in tow.
"Hokage-sama, Orochimaru is dead and we have retrieved Sasuke." Tsuki announced while bowing.
Tsunade was astounded. These two girls had successfully defeated the unbeatable in a matter of five minutes. "That is the most amazing thing I think any ninja has ever done. Killing the most wanted and unbeatable in a few minutes. " Tsunade gaped, but then regained composure. "When I retire, you will probably be the first on the list to receive the title Hokage." Tsunade stated.
"We don't WANT to be Hokage!" The girls yelled. They would never get back to base. Then Naruto walked in fuming.
"You said I would be the next Hokage!" He yelled. "You are the person I trusted most! How could you betray me?!" By now, Naruto was on the brink of tears. "I'm running away! This village only takes what I give and say it is not good enough for them! I will stand for this no longer!" Naruto then pulled out a kunai and slashed his headband.
"I'm gone, and don't bother to find me." Naruto then left swiftly.
"Well, it looks like we have completed our mission." Yuki said as Tsuki transformed their headbands to their original forms. "We must get back to base after we catch Naruto. The Kyuubi is almost ours!" She yelled, the girls followed Naruto and left a baffled Tsunade.
"It was all just a trick." Tsunade mentally scolded herself for accepting missing nin back into the village. "I should have seen this coming."
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The girls soon caught up to Naruto. "Hey Naruto." Tsuki greeted softly. "I know how hard it is to be used, we were just like you. Young and afraid, we ran away so we did not have to endure the torture of being used and then just disposed of. You can come with us if you like." Tsuki offered kindly.
Naruto just nodded and followed the girls out of the forest onto a dirt path, unknown to him, the path to his demise.
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The girls traveled with Naruto for three months before heading back to Akatsuki. "Naruto, after tonight, we will be traveling in a new direction." Yuki told Naruto as they ate dinner around a bright fire. "It will take about three hours to reach our destination, so just keep following us until we slow down." Yuki commanded.
"Alright. Why all serious all of a sudden?" Naruto asked.
"Well, I just want to make it clear that this is very important." Yuki reasoned.
"Oh." Naruto went back to eating.
'Soon' Yuki thought.
The next morning, none of the three had said a word, and the base had been hidden with a highly skilled jutsu sot hat Naruto could not see the base. "Naruto, you wait with Tsuki while I go do something." Yuki said before walking off.
Yuki then entered the base and actually surmised the Akatsuki, well, the only one there was Pein. "Hi1 we have Naruto waiting outside base. Where is the rest of Akatsuki?" Yuki asked.
"Over the time you were gone, they decided to go into your room, but I'll tell you later. Just go get them." Pein said before leaving to get the ritual for extracting the Kyuubi prepared.
Yuki smirked as she opened her door. "Leave them alone Dave! I'm back!" Yuki greeted. "Come on. I have have our target outside. I can't be gone too long either. Yuki explained as she exited the room with the rest following close behind.
Soon, Yuki and the rest of Akatsuki had Naruto surrounded. Tsuki then made a Strong case around Naruto that he could not escape. Then he passed out because the air inside had been drugged. "Grab the kid and let's get on with the ritual." Tsuki ordered. Tobi being a good boy, grabbed the case with Naruto inside and walked toward the base.
The ritual lasted for the rest of the day, and took all of the Akatsuki. Afterwards, they were all exhausted. "You are both very capable young adults. All of you can have two weeks vacation for having caught the most powerful of the demons. There is a flood coming anyway and will be impossible for travel anyway. You are dismissed." Pein said before leaving.
The Akatsuki brightened, it had been a long time since their last break. "Alright! Tomorrow, I want to play truth or dare, and everyone's going to be there or else." Yuki threatened. Tsuki just nodded ad began to walk out of the room. "It will be in Tsuki's room since my room is in hell." After that, everyone left for bed.
Today, nobody was left with the word in their mind, the word being, "Creepy..."
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Yayz! The next chapter will bring up the rating. And have you noticed that I have ended the last few chapters with the word "Creepy". That is weird. Anyways, I hope you liked it! and also, REVIEW!!! If you don't, I will make the chapter updates further and further apart.
HappyEmoPuppies- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! YOU PEOPLE! YOU MUST REVIEW! MY SISTER IS BEING SERIOUS! REVIEW! T-T
