Disclaimers: hahahahahahahaha! I may not own Inuyasha, but neither do you! So, HA HA HA!
Bryan: I like pie!
Kagome: me too-!
Bryan: we both like pie!
Kagome: yeah, we rock.
B&K: if you don't like pie, you're a dooshbag.
Bryan blinked. "What do you mean you can't always run?"
Sesshomoru sighed, shaking his head. It had been two days since Kane's visit, and he was still trying to get the no name to see that running wasn't always an option.
"If Kagome were in trouble, would you abandon her?"
She snickered. "Me abandon her? Hell, she'd be running ahead of me!"
He sighed in annoyance. "No name, try to comprehend this…"
"Now there's your first mistake." Kagome said, stretching. "Thinking she can comprehend."
Bryan growled. "Hey, what's that suppose to mean!"
"Exactly what it sounds like!" She shot back.
The Inu-youkai sighed as Bryan began chasing Kagome around the dojo, threatening her.
"Kagome! Fluffy said you're not suppose to run away from a fight!"
"Well Fluffy can kiss my—"
"Lord Sesshomoru?"
Kagome slammed on the brakes and skid to a halt in front of a small girl. But Bryan wasn't so lucky and skidded past her and into the wall.
THUD!
"Ow…"
The girl started laughing; making the two no names look over towards her.
"You funny!"
"Thanks, I did that just for you, ya know." Bryan answered, rubbing her sore head.
"Do it again!"
Her eye's widened, as she looked at the wall, and then down at the girl.
"Uh…maybe later."
"Rin, what are you doing up? You should be resting." The three girls looked up at Sesshomoru with wide eyes.
"Resting?" Kagome looked at the girl, whose name seemed to be Rin, closely. "Why does she need rest? She doesn't seem tired to me…"
"Rin was sick!" The girl shouted out cutely. "But Lord Sesshomoru gave Rin some herbs and now Rin is feeling better!"
"You should still be resting, Rin." Sesshomoru said emotionlessly, yet they could tell he was worried.
Yet the girls were too busy chatting away, as if they were old friends.
He blinked, not used to being ignored. Even Bryan answered back with some smart assed comment or other. "When did I lose control?" He muttered.
Kagome snickered, making him look sharply at her. "Come on, Fluffy, when did YOU have control?"
Sesshomoru opened his mouth, closed it, and opened it again, only to close it once more. She did have a point. True, he did have control for a short while, but then Rin came along, and he soon found himself bending over backwards so that she could be happy.
"Lord Sesshomoru is a Fluffy?"
Bryan grinned down at Rin. "Yup. See, underneath his smug, over-arrogant, cold, perfectionist, close-minded, pig headed, party pooping self, lies a ball of fluff."
SMACK!
She rubbed her head tenderly, where Sesshomoru had just expressed that he didn't like the explanation for his nickname.
"Mean peoples always pickin on me." She grumbled, before picking Rin up and sitting her on her shoulders.
"C'mon Rin, let's leave the grown ups to chat."
"But Rin wants to stay with Pretty Lady and Lord Sesshomoru!"
"Aw, but I wanted someone to help me torture Jaken!"
Rin looked down at Bryan with wide eyes. "Jaken?"
"Yup, see I was thinking that a nice yellow dress, with pink flowers…."
Their voices trailed off, leaving the two alone.
Kagome blinked. "So that's the little girl that was traveling with you. Huh, I always wondered about that."
A loud scream caused them to dash through the room and into the hallway, where they saw two forms rolling over the floor, with grunts, punches and kicks. After watching them for a while, Sesshomoru had enough, and yelled for them to stop.
It came to a halt, with a kitsune pinning Bryan to the ground.
"What's wrong with you?" He yelled.
"Stupid youkai, I don't even know you!"
Blinking, he looked down at his attire and grinned.
"Oh…right…my mistake…"
A puff of smoke appeared, leaving the same ugly demon they had met two days ago. (For those who are confused, it's Kane. He's a kitsune, and had placed an illusion on himself. Bryan didn't recognize him, so she attacked him. VERY uncharacteristic, but she did it cause Rin was with her.)
He let her up, turning back into his kitsune form, and turned to Sesshomoru and Kagome. Bryan growled, reached back behind her, took hold of one of her black flip flops…aimed…and…
BAP!
"Don't DO that!" He yelled. She bopped him again, making him yelp.
"Man! Rin shouldn't be hanging around such a violent person!"
That led to another round of bops from her.
"I. Am. Not. A. Violent. Person!" She yelled with each bop. "OKAY!"
He turned around to glare at her, surprised when she stopped and gaped at him. She started circling around him, making him blink.
"What are you…?"
"YOU'RE CUTE!" His face turned an interesting shade of red, but she didn't notice. "'Gome, ain't he cute?"
Her cousin sputtered for an answer, but her cousin's attention was already elsewhere.
"You're right; he's not cute – HE'S HOT!"
She was right. Kane had long navy blue hair with crimson red tips and dark blue eyes with red outlining them. Cute, black ears sat on the top of his head, and four navy blue tails with red tips flowed behind him. His skin was very pale, making him look more handsome.
"Damn, 'gome, you can keep fluffy, this guy's WAY hotter than him!
"is not." Kagome muttered, making them all look at her. she blushed, looking away. "what?"
Bryan grinned before turning back to Kane.
"do you have a mate?"
"no…"
"are you courting someone?"
"no…"
"does your mother live with you?"
"no…"
"Do you live with a guy named Fred?"
"what? No…"
She let out a cheer. "ding, ding, ding, we have a winner!"
They sweatdropped. "don't I get any say in this?" Kane wondered.
Bryan smirked. "it doesn't matter if you say yes or no, cause I have my own little fantasy world, and right now…you are doing some PRETTY interesting things…"
"like what?" a little voice asked.
They all looked down at Rin, who was smiling up at them cutely.
"uh….He's….uh….he's…."
Sesshomoru sent her a glare, telling her that she'd better not put any perverted thoughts into her head. Bryan gulped. "he's…uh…uh…uh………..uh………….it's a secret."
The lord of fluff, aka, Sesshomoru, turned towards Kane. "we'll talk in my library."
Kane nodded, and followed him to the library, rubbing his head where she smacked him.
"crazy bitch."
Rin and Kagome left to go play in the garden. A few hours later, they realized that Bryan wasn't with them and set off for her.
Bryan laid down on her bed, tossing a small ball in the air with one hand.
"A bitch. Me? A bitch. I mean, I know I'm a wolf, and a fox, and even a fairy, but…a bitch?"
The door opened up and Kagome walked in, an eyebrow raised.
"what's with you?"
"kagome, be honest with me. do I look like a bitch to you?"
She plopped down next to her cousin, a thoughtful look on her face. "no….a fox, maybe…but a bitch? I mean, me, I am a bitch, but you…."
That led to a whole discussion about who looked more like a bitch.
"Bryan, stop pouting! You're not a bitch, okay?"
"you say that like it's a GOOD thing! I could be a bitch if I wanted! Okay….no, I couldn't, but that's not that point!"
"Then what IS the point?"
"it's not fair that you're a bitch and I'm not!"
"well than you should've had my personality and not yours!"
"oh, so now it's MY fault that I'm not a bitch!"
"I didn't say that!"
Bryan started tearing up, and that led to Kagome tearing up.
"I wanna be a bitch!" Bryan wailed.
"I'm sorry, Bryan, I really am!"
Sesshomoru and Kane came rushing in when they heard their wails.
"what, what's wrong?"
"I'm/she's not a bitch!" they sobbed, making them blink.
Sesshomoru glared at Kane, making him grin sheepishly. "how was I suppose to know that they we're on their cycles?"
Oh….BIG mistake. For all you guys out there, NEVER say that a girl is acting pissy because their cycling. Just assume that everything else is wrong. it's safer that way.
They stood up, and this is like the anime thing, where their heads grow like ten sizes, and the other characters are cowering in the corner…
"HOW COULD YOU BE SO INSENSITIVE! WE TELL YOU THAT I'M/SHE IS NOT A BITCH AND ALL YOU CAN DO IS COMMENT ABOUT OUR MOOD SWINGS, YOU JERK!"
They went back to crying, making them blink.
"uh…"
Their cluelessness seemed to set them off again. "ALL WE ASKED WAS THAT YOU BE THERE FOR US! IT'S NOT OUR FAULT THAT I'M/SHE'S NOT A BITCH! AND YET YOU BLAME US!"
Sesshomoru and Kane dodged flying objects and ran out, slamming the door. He looked over that the Kitsune, glaring. "you just HAD to say something, didn't you?"
The fox demon stood up and took off. "shit, I'm not staying here, I'm hiding out at my castle for the next week!"
The lord of fluff looked back at the door before talking off after Kane.
No WAY I'm staying here.
Hey guys! Uh, I just felt like putting in this mood swing thing. let me know if Bryan should get with Kane, or Koga. Kagome's getting with the lord of fluff, so don't bother voting for her to get with anyone else…
