"Blake, you need to drink at least some of it." Yang sighed in exasperation. Her grip on the plastic bottle held steady when the cat faunus didn't even look up to acknowledge her words. She shoved the bottle closer to her face. "Are you even listening?!"

"Stop it." Blake hissed, her bow twitching nervously. "I thought we agreed to use code names? Get with the program, sun dragon!"

Yang felt her eye twitch at the 'code name'. "Oh for the love of dust." She huffed, the colour red already bleeding into her irises. "If I call you by that stupid name, will you at least drink some water?" She said. Blake swivelled her head in annoyance, but seeing the grim determination in her girlfriend's eyes, thought better of fighting back. Besides, this was too important to mess up.

"Fine." The brunette acquiesced. "Though I don't see why I have too. I can just drink some later…"

"Oh please, any later and you'll be as wrinkled as a salted fish." Came the obnoxious reply. The plastic bottle was pressed into her hands, and she reluctantly took it from Yang's grasp. Just as she was about to uncap it, she looked up at her girlfriend expectantly. Yang (aka Sun dragon) groaned loudly and checked the small space around them to see if anyone was listening in. When she realised none were interested enough to eavesdrop, she turned her attention back to Blake.

"Alright alright." She muttered. "Just drink up…shadow cat."

Yang felt her cheeks redden when the words left her lips. Blake grinned and uncapped the bottle, gulping down the warm liquid. Once she had drained the bottle completely, she let out a sigh of relief. Huh, she hadn't even known she was that thirsty. As if reading her mind, the boxer bumped their shoulders together, a smirk playing at the edge of her mouth. "You're welcome." She said smugly.

Blake didn't deign her with a worded reply. Gracing her with a glare that could've melted steel, she turned her gaze back to the long line of people in front of her. Feline ears twitching with concealed excitement, Blake began to fidget as they began to move forward. Meanwhile, Yang felt her patience dwindling as another jackass 'accidentally' bumped into her. She turned to glare at the smirking idiots, her semblance beginning to flare up. The air around her crackled with fury, and the previously smug men shrank back at the display. Bunch of wusses, Yang snorted. Making sure to crack her knuckles for good measure, Yang spun back to her original position.

She took in the absurdly long line in front of them and sighed. They had already been in line for around 3 hours, and the line still hadn't moved an inch. At this point, Yang would give anything for something to happen. Even a giant bullhead falling out of the sky would be appreciated. She glanced at Blake, grimacing at how excited her partner was.

"Blake–" She started, only to be cut off by a raised brow. She sighed again, placing her hands on her hips. "I mean, shadow cat." She coughed to cover up the mistake. Blake nodded approvingly. "How long are we gonna be here? My legs are killing me." She whined.

"As long as it takes to get their signature." The cat faunus replied firmly.

"What if we're here till sundown?" Yang exclaimed. "We have…er, we have a curfew!"

"Then we'll just have go for detention." Her girlfriend replied stubbornly. "This is a once in a lifetime chance!"

"Ugh, can't you just buy an autographed book or something?"

"If I had enough lien, I wouldn't be standing here!" Blake snapped. "Now stop whining and stand still! Look, the line is moving isn't it?"

Yang crossed her arms, frowning heavily. "I can't believe that you would destroy your perfect record for Ninja's of Love." She said. "The smut isn't even that good!"

"You take that back Yang–"

"Sun dragon." The blonde grinned at Blake's furious glare, knowing that she had touched a nerve by insulting her favourite book. "The name's sun dragon so don't you forget it, shadow cat." The grin vanished when Blake took a step forward, amber eyes glowing threateningly.

Thankfully, a brave security guard decided to step in before Yang's eyes were clawed out by her irate girlfriend.

"You're holding up the line, ladies." He droned, pointing at the gaping space in front of them. "And could you keep it down? You could have woken the dead with all that ruckus." The man sighed, rubbing his temples tiredly. The quarrelling couple strode forward, though their gaze never left each other. Thankfully, they seemed to have heard him since their voices had softened somewhat. And he didn't want to interrupt them again anyways, the dark haired one had looked ready to tear the blonde's head off.

If he'd learned anything through his fifty years on remnant, it was females could be dangerous. The man shivered, remembering the time his wife had unleashed her fury on him for turning her favourite sweater blue. He hadn't known that his uniform was in the washer!

The security guard's job done, he was about to head back to his post when he heard a girlish scream erupting from behind him. Sighing again, he turned his attention back to them and felt his headache coming back in full force.

Two or three guys lay shivering on the ground as the blonde girl…caught fire? He blinked. The brunette dodged a hook to the stomach and…multiplied?!

He groaned, jogging forward to stop the carnage from escalating. Half the line was cowering in fear, and it didn't look like the two girls were stopping their fight anytime soon.

"Man, I'm too old for this shit." He grumbled.


AN: Sun dragon vs Shadow cat. Who will win? Who will end up buying flowers? You decide!