Chapter Nine:

"When inRome do as the Romans Do"

"Do not touch my toe." Vessamease recited. "I've cannot vet vis vight. I've can vot speak English."

"Yes you can! It is very easy." Starfire said.

"No. It is vot!" Vessamease cried out. "Vor vou it vight ve easy because vou learn vanguages vy lip contact!"

"Vladies!" Vince said. "Come down." He try to say without his "vampire-like accent".

Vessamease smacked him across his face. "Its calm. Vou idiotic voy!"

"Geez." Vintage said. "Vobin, vou veady?"

"I'll be right down." Robin said. Robin walked into his room and picked up a box that had a giant B on it. He looked at a white letter that was placed on the side.

Dear Richard,

How are you and the Titans? I just met a kid like you except he controls electricity. His name is Static. If you ever need help I think you should see if he should join the Titans. Don't hurt yourself again.

-Bruce.

When was this sent?

November 12th…

What was today? He was so busy that he didn't have the time to go check.

"Vobin?" Vessamease walked in wearing her suit that showed her light pale skin. Her stomach was nice and smooth. Her suit was only covering her cleavage and (private part). She wore white-diamond colored boots and had little sapphires attached on the edge. Her gloves were a white-diamond color as well and her French manicure made the costume feel right. Her green eyes spotted Robin across the room.

"Hey…um- Vessamease." Robin looked away. He was still curious of what was inside the box, that Bruce had gave him.

"Are vou okay? We've about to vo. Come." Vessamease grabbed his hand and walked out.

"You can let go." Robin didn't know Vessamease had super-strength.

"Vorry! Vut we've vust go. Vintage an' Vince are vaiting." Vessamease said.

Robin fixed his cape and they both walked down the hall way. With the annoying clutter-clatter of Vessamease's boots.

"Are those diamond?" Robin asked.

"No. Vey are vrom my planet. It is a love jewel. Americans vused it vhen a ton of vit fell vrom dah sky." Vessamease said.

Minutes later Vessamease decided to break their awkward moment of silence. "Vou are very attractive, Vobin. Tell me do vou have a "girlfriend"?" Vessamease asked.

"Uh…" Robin didn't know what to say.

"Vour vittle friend, Starfire vooks at vou weirdly." Vessamease said. "I could veal vhat she vas feeling."

"How?" Robin asked.

"It vis one of vy powers, Vobin. I know how've vou feeling to. Right, vhen I first stepped into vour room." Vessamease said. "Come. This way."

"Do you've know vhat we've call vou on my planet?" Vessamease asked. "A Voulagre."

"What's that?"

"It veans handsome on vour planet."

"Oh."

Vessamease felt the "Time" was right. She took robin's chin and put her hands on his cheeks and kissed him. For as long as he allowed her to.

Starfire got bored of talking about "Vingores" so she went to go see what was taking so long. She stood up and went into the hall way.

"Friends….I-" Starfire stared at what was happening.

Robin pushed Vessamease away and stared at Starfire. "Star, I'm-"

"Do not speak with me!" Starfire realized her star bolts were armed. "Do you know what I would call you! A no good glor-blob, tinger-wheel- FLORP KNOB!"

"How dare vou say dat! Vou, vou, VingerGARTEN!" Vessamease yelled. A cool breeze came out of know where.

Starfire gasped. That was the baddest word in alien history.

"I-I quit." Starfire took out her Teen Titans communicator and dropped it on the floor.

"Starfire, no! We need you." Robin admitted.

"Find another Tammeraninan." Starfire whispered. She flew out the head-quarters.

"Vis is vy fault." Vessamease said. Her red curly hair began to flatten because of the tears falling from her cheek. Her mascara ran and her lipstick rubbed off.

"This is out of CONTROL!" Robin yelled.

Vessamease leaned on the wall and sighed.

"Vhat happened here? Someone died?" Vintage walked out the ship loading dock.

"Vou..-Vou stupid boy." Vessamease said.

"Vey. Vintage, leave her ve. We've need another plan and quick. Something vust flew out of Britain and it vooked vike a person." Vince said.

Robin heard what Vince said and ran to the control booth. He zoomed in at the image.

"This is impossible." He said.

"Vhat?" Vessamease walked over. "Oh vy gosh."

"Huh?" Vintage and Vince walked over.

"Vho is vat?" Vintage asked Robin.

"Reilly…" Robin said under his breath.

So, there was still hope for The Teen Titans. Robin thought.

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A/N: Done. Okay maybe now there is going to be a Teen Titans but you know something else may go wrong. Read Chapter 10 to figure it out.

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