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I sit in front of the mirror, plaiting my long blonde hair into on messy plait over my right shoulder. I smile, happy with the result. From across the room a strange noise erupts, random bleeping and loud glomping sounds.

Saria looks up from where she has been painting her nails, frowning. "What in Hyrule is that noise?"

Midna points to my laptop, "I think it's coming from your computer Zel"

I make my way over, flipping open the screen. "It's Skype! My parents want to video chat!" I shh them and click "Answer".

My parents smiling faces can be seen through the computer screen, beaming at me. "Zelda!" Dad says gleefully, "Hi!"

"It's great to hear from you!" I reply. "How was your second honeymoon?"

"Fantastic!" Mum says, "We went to every province! Faron woods, Kakariko village, Ordon village, the Zora domain, Lake Hylia… you name it!"

"That's great!"

Suddenly, before I know what's happening, Midna jumps up behind me, leaning over to look into the web cam, waving frantically. "Hiya!" She calls out. "I'm Midna, a friend of Zellie's!"

"Midna!" I exclaim.

Saria laughs, running into the frame too, "Hi! I'm Saria, another friend!"

My parents wave back. "Hello Midna, Saria, how's Zelda settling in at her new school?"

"Oh she's made loads of friends!" Saria says, "There's us, and Dark, Pipit, Sheik and Link!"

"Oooh boys!" Mum says, winking meaningfully.

"Mum, please!" I say, feeling myself blushing.

Suddenly, the bedroom door is thrown open and Sheik runs through, followed by Pipit and Dark dragging a reluctant Link with them.

"Get off me!" He groans.

"What are you doing here?" I ask, genuinely confused.

"Midna just text me that you're web chatting with your parents?" Sheik says.

I turn to look at Midna, and she just melts into the equivalent of a giggling chu. The boys drag Link over to the laptop, crowding to get into the frame.

"Hey! I'm Sheik!" Sheik says, introducing himself. "And these are my buddies Dark, Pipit, and Link!" He places his hands firmly onto Link's shoulders, shoving him into the front of the frame. "Now this lovely gentleman here is taking your daughter on a date tonight!"

"SHEIK!" Link says, his face reddening.

"It's not a date!" I say to my parents, frantically gesticulating.

My dad just laughs, "Calm down darling, you're growing up, I understand that Link is your boyfriend, that's absolutely fine!"

"We're not going out!" Me and Link chorus, leaning in closer to the computer.

"Wait…" Midna interrupts, "You two are going to the dance together!" She shrieks, excited.

"Keep the noise down!" I say, covering my ears. "It's not a big deal!"

"Zelda and Link, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!" Sheik sings, "First comes love, then come se-"

I slam the laptop shut to close the connection before he can finish. Sheik's shoulders droop in mock disappointment, but I'm too annoyed to feel sympathetic. "Are you trying to stop me coming back?"

"What?" Dark asks, frowning.

"I'm only here because my parents were on a second honey moon! I'm not supposed to come back next term!"

"NO!" Midna shouts, suddenly frowning. "You can't leave us!"

I raise my arms in exasperation, "I'm not planning to!" I turn to look at Sheik. "But if my parents think I'm here running wild, doing the nasty with every boy in school they'll never let me come back!"

Midna elbows Sheik, clearly a little annoyed at him too. Sheik shrugs, "I didn't say every guy, just Link!"

"NOT EVEN LINK!" I scream. For this first time since I arrived I find myself yelling, properly yelling. Sheik steps back, his eyebrows raised. "I didn't mean to-"

"NO! You never do! You swan around here making your disgusting jokes and thinking you're the funny man, you pull a few dance moves and everyone suddenly thinks your awesome! But they're wrong about you Sheik! You're nothing but a disgusting, dirty minded little man slut!"

I'm fuming right now, I'm surprised steam isn't pouring out of my ears. Everyone stares at me in silence, shocked by my sudden outburst. Link doesn't say a word, just takes a few steps closer to me and pulls me into his arms. I feel my anger subsiding as he holds me close, locking me tight in his strong arms. I feel warm tears on my cheeks, dampening the front of Link's green t-shirt.

"I didn't know about… you maybe not coming back," Sheik says awkwardly. "I wouldn't have said what I said if I did."

I close my eyes, breathing deeply. "It's not your fault… I just… I don't wanna lose you all!"

Saria and Midna join our hug, then Dark, Pipit, and finally Sheik. I find myself wrapped in a tight emotional hug. I laugh, wiping my eyes as we all break apart.

Sheik grins, and puts his hands on my shoulders. "Don't worry, if anyone ever tried to take you away from us, I personally, being the ninja of the group, would kick their ass!"

Midna smiles, "Me too!"

Pipit grins. "I'd be more than happy to help!"

Saria smiles. "They'd stand no chance against us all!"

Link makes his way over to me. "I'd slash them with my sword!"

"Me too!" Dark says.

Sheik laughs, turning to Link and Dark. "Save your swords for Zelda and Saria, yeah?"

And suddenly Sheik breaks into a run, dashing from the room, with Link and Dark chasing him. Pipit shrugs and jogs behind this.

"I'm not missing Sheik getting beat up!" Midna grins, following Pipit.

"Always so supportive of your boyfriend!" Saria calls after Midna, before turning to me, we both laugh.

"Hey Zelda, Mr Geaopora asked me to decorate the school gym for the dance… I don't suppose you'd help me?"

I smile, "Of course!"


The two of us stand on miniature step ladders in the hall, trying our best to pin streamers to the walls.

"Hold it right there…" Saria says, clambering down her ladder and running over to me, sticking a pin into the banner to hold it in place.

"Perfect!" I smile, climbing down the ladder so I can view the banner from a new angle.

"Great!" She says, "Now let's get on with the balloons!"

We make our way over to the pumps and begin holding the balloons to them, allowing them to fill with helium before tying them in knots and tying ribbons to them.

"So," Saria says, fiddling with a piece of long red ribbon. "Link's taking you to the dance? Since when?"

I shrug, releasing a blue balloon to float up the ceiling. "You know the other day when I was ill?" She nods. "Link bought me up my lunch and asked me to go with him."

"Aww!" She croons, "That's so romantic!"

"Not really…" I mumble, "I wasn't wearing a top!"

"Oh!" Saria says, holding back her giggles. "That's…. a little… awkward…"

"Tell me about it!" I say, holding another balloon to the edge of the pump, "So what about you? Are you going with anyone tonight? We haven't really talked about you and your date to the dance…"

"Well…" She murmurs, "I'll admit that all Vaati, Ghirahim, and Mido asked me to the dance…"

I frown. "So who did you say yes to?"

A small smile plays across her lips. "Dark…"

I feel my face light up as a warm feeling spreads across my chest. "You and Dark? I said you two should be together, I said so!"

She blushes, hunching her shoulders shyly. "Well, he pulled me aside one day and just asked me… so I said yes… I can be honest with you, right Zel?"

"Of course!" I reply.

She sighs dramatically, swooning in her seat, "I really, really like him Zelda!" Suddenly she loses her grip on the balloon she's meant to be tying, and it flies off around the room in small circles, making a rude noise as it does, we both giggle.

We spend the rest of the afternoon pumping up balloons and decorating the hall with streamers, banners. Then at seven o'clock we make our way back up to our dorm to get ready for the dance.


"Ta-dah!" Midna announces, as she appears from behind the makeshift curtain we made out of bed sheets and string pinned to the wall. We wanted to surprise each other with our outfits for the dance. Midna wears a long black dress, with net patterning on the skirt. Her hair is styled into angel curls that fall delicately around her face and shoulders, Taylor Swift style. Red and black bead bracelets decorate her petite wrists, and she smiles, showing off her simplistic but beautiful make-up. Saria steps out of the bathroom, wearing a knee length green dress, with embroidered flowers growing up the side, her hair is pulled back into a neat bun with just a few twirled strands hanging perfectly around her ears. She wears a four leaf clover on a long chain, sparkly green eye shadow and clear shimmering lip gloss. I perform a twirl in my own outfit, a long sweeping dress in white, with Pink sash around the waist and a pink floral print on the skirt. I plaited the very front of my hair and wrapped the two plaits around my head to hold the rest of my hair back out of my face. I wear mascara and the tiniest hint of rose blusher, and on my wrists I wear two simple pink and white pearly bracelets.

"You both look fierce!" Midna squeals.

"You too!" I say, smiling as we meet in the centre of the room.

"What time did the boys say they were picking us up?" Saria asks, glancing at the large clock on the wall of our dorm.

"Any minute now!" Saria says, grinning eagerly.

"Good!" I say, producing a camera from my small white clutch bag, "Just enough time for us to take a picture!"

"Ooh good idea!" Saria says.

I run over and carefully place the camera on my shelf, just at the right height, I set the auto timer going and run back to join my two best friends.

"Funny one!" Midna calls out, poking her tongue out. I hold up two peace signs and Saria turns her back to us and holds up a mock gun, the camera flashes and I run back over, looking at the picture. I think I like it, it shows the real us…

"Do another one, but a nice proper one this time!" Saria says.

"Sure!" I reply. I put the camera back on the shelf and set the auto timer going again. I jump in the middle of the two girls and we all wrap our arms around each other, smiling for the camera.

"Perfect!" I say, smiling.

And just then, as if on que, there is a loud knocking at the door. Midna hurries over, and pulls the door open, to reveal our four best boy mates stood in the doorway, each dressed in a smart black suit, wearing a tie to match the colour of our dresses.

I frown. "How did you know what colour ties to wear?"

Sheik laughs,, "Well we certainly didn't get Pipit to sneak in your dorm while you were out and look at all the dresses… definitely not!"

I laugh as Link makes his way over to me, a long box in hand. He doesn't say a word, just carefully pulls the lid off to reveal a corsage in delicate pink and white. His azure eyes shimmer as he ties it onto my wrist, and I can't help but smile. Sheik and Dark produce corsages in the right colours for Saria and Midna, they take our hands, and lead us from the dorm. Pipit not far behind, camera in hand ready to take the most humiliating photo's ever. But if there's one thing I know for sure, tonight is going to be a night I remember for the rest of my life.


So! The next chapter is going to be the final one I'm afraid… but I'm considering a sequel? And I will be doing my long sweep of followers, favourites, and all reviews next chapter! And for those of you who were wondering about the punch line of the joke? Warning! It's explicit!

What is the difference between peanut butter and jam?

You can't peanut butter your d*ck up someone's *ss!

I warned you!