It was a rather quiet week for Emiya as he (or rather his body) rested in his sleeper pod while the Normandy was hovering over Earth's Moon. No explosions, no women trying to jump him for no reason, no sudden fights or even groups of Salarians or Turians screaming out 'RedHax!' at him. Hell, Shepard was even given a week off duty brake where she did nothing but read or watching old Earth videos.
Wait, nothing but read or watch videos? Shepard, the one that kept persisting in wanting his gear and then later for his ability to cast magecraft once he told the truth non-stop? That same person that treats both her body and her gear like how a kid would be in a candy store?
He quickly woke his body up and exited the sleeper pod, with the worried decision of finding Shepard before she did anything stupid in his mind. Her room? Empty. Navigation? Nope? Cockpit? Other than Joker, who was happily eating a pie he made, nadda. The Mess Hall? Other than an empty pile of pie trays and a bawling chef who swears that he'll best Emiya yet, no dice.
It was at the storage area that he spotted her along with Williams and Alenko as they grinned like idiots while carrying a eleven foot step-ladder as they walked towards a spray painted circle with random symbols that meant nothing at all. He pinched his nose as they set the step-ladder down in the center, walked outside the circle in a triangle formation, turned to face each other, knelt down and chanted "Jackie Chan, Come forth!" several times.
"Hey!" He yelled, quickly tired of their antics, "Give me a proper reason of what the fuck you guys are doing here."
Not one to be deterred, Shepard ordered the two others to keep on praying as she walked up to Emiya.
"Well," Shepard said without a tone of guilt, "after you told us that the Mooncell was where you came from and contained records of all of Humanity, which Jackie Chan should of course be in...we just wanted to try to summon Jackie Chan."
"But," Emiya tried to point out, "That's not how the Moon-"
At this, Shepard raised her hand and interjected.
"Then you do it."
"Bwuh?"
"Look," Shepard stated after enjoying Emiya's surprised look for a moment, "We can do all the arguments on what it does and all that if you want or you can prove to us that it can't be done by doing the summoning thingy for us. Just do it for us and if it can't be done, then we'll shut up about it. Deal?"
And so Emiya had to clean the storage area up, erase the circle with a real summoning circle and did as told just so he can smugly tell them that it can't be done.
Moments later, he was staring at a Haul truck with a Chinese man driving it as he heard the words "I'ma Servant Rider and I don't want no trouble!" coming from that mans mouth. He promptly ignored the three giving high fives as they cheered about having Jackie Chan on the team.
