Me: -whistling-

Iggy: Could you stop that?! It's annoying!

Me: -sighs- Sorry Mr. Grumpy! What's wrong with you?

Iggy: You know perfectly well what's wrong with me!

Me: -shrugs- So, I have another short story written by yours truly and Heather :D It isn't as good as the last one, but Heather and I were still laughing when we reread it and so was Iggy!

Iggy: Okay.....even I was laughing

Me: -gasp- And he even laughed at the blind jokes!

Iggy: -shrugs- I got over it.....

Me: -snickers- It took soooooooo long for that to happen!

Iggy: Well, it did. So you should just get over it!

Me: -snickers- Anyway, thanx again to my sister who helped me write this story and there are more ideas to come :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Iggy: Oh, JOY!

Me: Here's another way to torment Iggy :D

Iggy: Bell, you are an idiot!

Me: What?!

Iggy: You almost posted this chapter up without thanking the reviewers!!!!!

Me: Oh, right.....

Thanx to:
Kara Nichole: Me:
Iggy is never going to live down the 'because he's blind' thing..... Iggy: Unfortunately...... Me: -snickers- Too bad you couldn't see Kara laughing her but off......because you're blind..... Iggy: -sighs- Me: Thanx for the review :D
rainbowstrike: Me: Here's another chapter like that :D I am so happy! Iggy: And I'm not.... Me: -snickers- You're never happy! Iggy: -shrugs- I will be when I'm back with the flock Me: Which probably won't be for a while... Iggy: Damn.... Me: Thanx for the review :D:D:D:D:D:D And I can't wait to read the list and the grand finalle!!
IgGySgIrL: Me: Thanx, I'm glad that you enjoyed it :D Iggy: And I'm glad that you enjoyed my torment! Me: Stop being such a drama queen Iggy: I'm not! -sulks- Me: -snickers- Don't worry, he'll get over it... Iggy: One again, thanx for the compliment and I think that it's because of my charm!:D Me: Stop being such a sexest pig! Iggy: Sorry, can't. It comes with the whole personality thing Me: -sighs- Thanx for the review :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
I Talk A Lot: Me: Well, ten is pretty big. But this chapter has more than ten.....I'm not sure how many, but we'll count. Iggy, what's you guess? Iggy: Fifteen Me: Alright, I guess fourteen....one less Iggy: You're on! Me: So, anyway, don't worry about giving Ig some ideas.....but it'll just crush his spirit a bit.... Iggy: HEY! Me: -snickers- Thanx for the review :D:D:D:D:D:D:D
SeekDreamsAndFindHope: Me: Thanx :D I'm glad you liked it :D Iggy: -rolls eyes- Thanx for the review....Ignore the antisocial side of Bell :D
Madeline Cullen: Me: I know that the kidnapping is getting out of control....but there is nothing that I can do about it........I just started to write a story! Why am I to blame?! Iggy: Because you are always to blame!!! So, how about you tell Maddie about your stupid moment today? Me: Umm....I'd rather not.... Iggy: Fine then, I will. So, Bell was reading your story, Dark Blue, and she was happy and stuff. Then, when she read the end, she realized that you had mentioned her name....And then after a few minutes of Bell's small brain thinking reeeeeaaaalllllyyyyyy hard, she realized that you were also the author of Dark blue and she had a screaming fit! Me: Okay.....great story Ig. The point is, I didn't know that you were the author of Dark blue. I absolutely loooovvvvvveeeeeee your story and when I realized that you were reviewing my story I got excited and happy!!!! I wish that Tally was a real character!! She is awesome and I love her mind rambling and- Iggy: BELL!!!!! Save your rambling for the reviews!!!! Me: Oh, right....sorry :D Thanx for the review :D Also, don't send him the freaking fireworks!
Little Miss Poe: Me: I'm glad that you liked it :D Iggy: And so am I Me: For once..... Iggy: -sighs-
XxXOnlyMeXxX: Me: Poor girl.....having to listen to Nudge's rambling.... Iggy: -snickers- Ears bleeding yet? Me: -sighs- I'm glad that you liked it. And Iggy took your advice and moved on.....Thank god.... Iggy: Yep, I'm smart! Me: Not really... Iggy: Who is the fourteen year old blind kid that can cook and make bombs?! Me: Touche
Jayd-n33: Me: I'm glad that you enjoyed it :D Also, there are tons more blind jokes in this chapter along with new challenge that Iggy has to face -smiles evilly- Iggy: Oh great....I can't wait... Me: Thanx for the review :D
Saint and Fang: Me: Alrighty, Heather was very thankful for the compliments and it has boosted her confidence :D Thanx for that :D I also wanted to let you know that I used your diaper idea in the newest chapter....so :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D Iggy: That makes no sense.... Me: -shrugs- It works for me :D Oh, and why did Fang give you a compliment? Iggy: -gasp- How could you Fang?! Me: -sighs- Tsk Tsk ,Fang, I guess you really are being controlled! Iggy: Oh no, the world is coming to an end...... Me: -grins-
RockenRollTurtle: Me: You aren't really depressed are you? Iggy: Cause Bell and I are starting to feel very concerned.......Me: But we are happy that we can make you laugh! That's one of my favorite parts about writing this! Making people happy :D:D:D:D:D:D Thanx for the reviews :D
Razamataz: Me:Yes Gazzy, we all know about your issues....Iggy: Some of us more than others! Bell, you haven't smelt that kid when he lest one go off!!!!! Me: Right, and I hope that I will never have to...... Iggy: That's one thing that we agree on! Me: Thanx for the review :D:D:D:D
Rainbow Wings: Me: Thanx :D It was VERY funny! And Heather and I were laughing hard as well! My fav part was when Iggy yelled at the chair, thinking it was Total :D Iggy: I liked it when I blew up the house!!! Me: -smiles- Yep, it was one of our genius moments I think! Iggy: Yeah, I guess so. Me: Thanx for the review :D

Me: That was the most amount of reviews that we ever got, so thanx :D Here's the story :D

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The story of a blind pyro's day at home....

Max was out flying......

Dr. Martinez was grocery shopping............

Nudge was out clothes shopping...........

Ella was out clothes shopping with Nudge...............

Fang was forced to go clothes shopping (Poor Fang)............

Iggy faked illness to get out of clothes shopping...........

Gazzy was really ill, so he couldn't go clothes shopping.............

Angel stayed home...........

Total stayed home.............

Gazzy stayed home and slept...........

Iggy stayed home.......

.....and continued to be blind............(1)

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Iggy listened to music................

Angel played with her dolls...........

Total hid from Angel......because she wanted to play baby doll........

....this involved sticking Total in a pram with a bib and diaper on (AN: Thanks to Saint for the diaper idea)

Iggy thought he went to his room........

But he went to the wrong room.....because he's blind..........(2)

Iggy went to Ella's room.............

Iggy walked into the draws and knocked them over......because he's blind.................(3)

Iggy hurt his leg...............

Iggy walked into Ella's mirror and got seven years bad luck.....because he's blind................(4)

Ella was gonna kill Iggy.................

Iggy tried to leave..........

But crashed into the wall.....because he's blind.............(5)

Before he left, he found Ella's diary.............

But he couldn't read it and find out if Ella liked him......because he's blind.................(6)

Angel yelled for Iggy to come to her room.........

But he didn't hear her because he was now deaf too, due to the fact that he had headphones on...................

Angel screamed at him................

Iggy finally heard............

Iggy sighed............

Iggy went to Fang's room by accident and messed it up.....because he's blind.............(7)

Fang was gonna kill Iggy.............

Iggy went to Max's room by accident..............

Iggy messed it up.....because he was blind................(8)

Max was gonna kill Iggy..............

Poor Iggy..............

Iggy FINALLY found Angel and Nudge's room.................

Iggy was pissed off....because he's blind..................(9)

Iggy tripped over Angel's skipping rope.....because he's blind..............(10)

Angel heard lots of rude words inside Iggy's head.................

Angel glared at Iggy................

But he couldn't see it.......because he's blind...................(11)

Angel told Iggy she was glaring at him..................

But Iggy didn't care.....because he was too busy strangling the skipping rope....................

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Angel wanted Iggy to play dolly girls beach party with her..................

But Iggy didn't want to play with dolls in bikinis....because he wanted to play with real girls in bikinis....................

Angel blackmailed him by threatening to tell Nudge that he wasn't really sick...................

Iggy was pissed..............

Iggy was the blonde Barbie in a red bikini....................

He knew this because he felt her.................

His Barbie's name was Jess...................

Iggy said that he'd rather be the boy doll Steven......................

But Angel wouldn't let him.....because she was playing with Steven to annoy him.....................

Jess and Steven went out on a date................

Iggy had to change Jess into something trampy......................

But he put the dress on upside down......because he was blind..................(12)

Angel didn't tell him....because it was funny...................

Angel made Jess and Steven kiss.....................

Steven and Jess kissed...................

Iggy then stated 'This is something Max and Fang should do more often'.......................

Soon Max came home.....................

Dr. Martinez came home with lots of food.......................

Ella and Nudge came home squealing with all the things they bought.....................

Fang followed them, half dead from the experience....................

Gazzy woke up from all the noise...................

Total came out from his hiding place....because it was safe.......................

Iggy went to go greet them but.............

....he crashed into a wall....because he's blind................(13)

....he crash into a sofa....because he's blind...............(14)

.... he crash into a chair.....because he's blind.................(15)

.... he crash into a table....because he's blind....................(16)

....and tripped on Total.....because he's blind......................(17)

Total shouted at Iggy..................

Iggy answered with 'Hey! I'm blind'.....because he's blind...................(18)

In the end, Angel had to help him get to the Flock...because he's blind......................(19)

Ella cried to her mom because her room was destroyed......................

Max was completely pissed because her room was destroyed.........................

Fang was ready to kill because of the day that he'd had and because his room was also destroyed.........................

It was as though some blind bird freak had crashed into everything..........................

Iggy blamed it on the blind erasers......................

Poor Erasers...................

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Me: Personally, my favourite line was 'It was as though some blind bird freak had crashed into everything..........................'

Iggy: And mine was 'He knew this because he felt her.................'

Me: -sighs- Get your mind out of the gutter!

Iggy: -snickers- You're the one that wrote it!

Me: Shut up!!! So, as you can see, at least you guys can-

Iggy: Bell.....

Me: As you can tell, we have taken a short detour away from the whole purpose of this fic!

Iggy: Clearly....

Me: -glares- So, I will write a few more of these stories randomly in between chapters, as to not stray too far from the summary.

Iggy: Thank god!

Me: But this doesn't mean that Iggy will ever live down the 'because he was blind' thing.....as it was too funny!

Iggy: -sighs-

Me: -snickers- :D

Iggy: :D:D

Me: :D:D:D

Iggy: :D:D:D:D

Me: :D:D:D:D:D

Iggy: :D:D:D:D:D:D- Wait a minute! What the hell is the point of this?!

Me: -shrugs- So, before we go. Ig and I made a bet. Iggy guessed that we had mentioned hi blindness 15 times. I guessed 14. The final Talley was 19.

Iggy: SO I WIN!!!! I should have bet something!!!

Me: Well, you didn't! HA!

Iggy: All well, I beat you!!!

Me: Whatever.....

R&R?!

Bell and Ig :D