AN: I feel that this is the end of an era... the era of MAN! This is the start of the Spring Break Trip to Naruto's home. I hope all of you enjoy it. Oh, and I have an updated harem:

Ruby
Moka
Kurumu
Mizore
Keito
Eruka Frog (Soul Eater)
Konan

Zetsu:

Juri Han
Sheeva

Kakuzu:

Hitomi Ishigami
Shizuka Nekonome

Finally, I am still looking for someone to write the next lemon, which is in the next chapter. Please contact me for details.

(Chapter 9- three Weeks After the Fuul Moon)

It had been a full three weeks since the Full Moon, and life had gone back to what was a close resemblance of normal. But for now, it was spring break, an time for a trip with the Newspaper Clun.

Naruto sat on the bus, dressed in the same outfit that he had on when he had arrived, only this time he ha on a green scarf. Ruby was sitting next to him, getting jealous looks from most of the females on the bus at her closeness to the object of their many fantasies.

Zetsu was sitting next to Sheeva, who was getting a kick out of making the plant like man to blush a bright red. The cannibal had no idea how they had entered this relationship with the shokan woman, but he wasn't going to complain about it.

They were on their way to a nearby forest where there had been reports of large toads and frogs attacking people on the road into the town. They had been tasked by their oh so fearless leader, who had taken to hiding from an enraged Ruby when he had commented on her very high pitches scream, Gin, to find out what was the cause of the attacks.

In his personal opinion, Naruto thought that it was just the workings of Bigfoot.

He was lightly snacke in the head for that when he openly stated his theory to the group in the club meeting room.

Soon, the bus came to a stop and the group all climbed out of the vehicle, making their way to a nearby hotel. From the looks of the town, things had been rough for the economy of the rather isolated village, as the buildings were rather run down, and people had an air of... defeat, about them.

It was depressing to say tr least, and from what Zrtsu had told them on the bus, it was understandable. This village was located on a very active trading spot, and was a popular destination for ships to stop and store their cargo.

It was because of this that a man named Gato had moved in and bought all the warehouses and docks, effectively controlling the trade and flow of the economy for the town. He ruled the people with an iron fist, having his mercenaries perform puic executions and crushing the hope of the people.

It sickened the Uchiha, a his Bijuu nature demanded he slaughter the tycoon, and spread the wealth that had been stolen amongst the people here.

His wrath had been stopped, at least for now, by the gentle presence of Ruby and Yukari, using a spell thy had specially made to calm him down when his youkai nature started acting up. It had the added benefit of making him seem as thingy he had just gotten finished smoking an entire field of Hindu Kush.

Seriously, he got "seeing Neil Patrick Harris riding a unicorn while playing chess against Jesus" crazy when he got high. It made him, from what Zetsu had said, very scary, as he had, due to the highness, he started to brutally started to make out with Ruby, nearly fuckin her in broad daylight in for t of everyone at school.

They shuddered to think what would happen if thy happens during a Full Moon.

They checked into their hotel and Made their plans, most of them choosing to stay in the hotel. But Naruto chose to roam the streets, looking for something to entertain himself.

He turned a corne and came across an interesting sight. Several kids had set up a stage and were having a sort of... rock off.

Getting and idea, the Juuni grinned, his slighty elongated canines glib ribbon the sun.

He stepped onto the crappy stage and made a few of his families specialty abilities: shadow clones, capable of memorizing anything. Whispering to them, he took a breath and began.

(Song Start- What I Got by Sublime)

Early in the morning, risin' to the street
Light me up that cigarette and I strap shoes on my feet
Got to find a reason, a reason things went wrong
Got to find a reason why my money's all gone
I got a Dalmatian, and I can still get high
I can play the guitar like a mother fuckin' riot

Life is too short, so love the one you got
'Cause you might get run over or you might get shot
Never start no static, I just get it off my chest
Never had to battle with no bulletproof vest
Take a small example, take a tip from me
Take all of your money, give it all to charity

Love is what I got, it's within my reach
Yeah, and the sublime style's still straight from long beach
It all comes back to you, you'll finally get what you deserve
Try and test that, you're bound to get served
Love's what I got, don't start a riot
You'll feel it when the dance gets hot

Lovin' is what I got, I said remember that
Lovin' is what I got, I remember that
Lovin' is what I got, I said remember that
Lovin' is what I got

Why I don't cry when my dog runs away
I don't get angry at the bills I have to pay
I don't get angry when my mom smokes pot
Hits the bottle and goes right to the rock
Fuckin' and fightin', it's all the same
Livin' with Louie dog's the only way to stay sane
Let the lovin', let the lovin' come back to me

'Cause lovin' is what I got, I said remember that
Lovin' is what I got, I remember that
Lovin' is what I got, I said remember that
Lovin' is what I got, I got, I got, I got

(End Song)

After he finished, the now gathered crowd clapped for him, all I his friends and his lover clapping as well. He smiled at his ability to help others anyway he could. Lookin at the crowd he saw a short man frown at the now happy mood an mentally snarle while he grinned some more, his tamoed eyes spinning as he did.

Oh yes, he had a plan now. And wouldn't you know it, it was almost the Full Moon again.

AN: Gonna end it there. Bit as I said in the above AN, I'm looking for a Lemon author who is willing to write one. I am going to give said author full credit, and I am waiting to updated until someone volunteers.

I do not own What I Got by Sublime.

(Omake- Zetsu's Day: Part 1)

Zetsu was smiling slightly as he walked next to his, rather enforced, girlfriend down the hall. He had no idea that the shokan had agreed that her boyfriend needed a makeover, and had prepared an ambush for the unsuspecting young man.

When he sat at a table and started to eat his, as Naruto and Kakuzu called it, man-foo, he smelled what he thought was gas. Ignoring it as he suspected it to be an infamous non-existent female fart.

But when he began to fall asleep, he freaked out. The last thing he saw a he fell unconscious was Sheeva's smiling face.

(End Omake)