Sorry Guys, I haven't been able to write for a while and I feel like such a bad person, I have so many stories I said I would update and I've been so busy I... I will work on hurrying up :) This chapter is fluffy so not much angst hopefully, but the plot bunnies will be returning soon … enjoy! This chapter is for Hurley who had to do too much shitty homework!

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Izaya screeched to Shizuo "surrender your passport!" his flopping penis withered between the pages. Shizuo would not testify his roses tea cup, he would not take a chip for certain on the table, only a bottle of bourbon and a large condom on his small feeling dick.

"Shizuo, I must insist to smell my body spray, it will make your mood for fucking so do it, take a whiff of my masculine inhaler." Shizuo took a deep breath, many crystallized sweat bead renegotiating from Izaya's pores.

Shizuo's head was thrown on Izaya's cock his brain bounced in pleasure as he sucks Izaya. "Better than your grandmother from bridgehead!" Izaya speedwell informed to Shizuo.

"I don't speak English"

"Yeah and how about that, no return address , well I don't need it the sweat leaking from my anus pores have bullets coming nice and easy so don't shoot"

"I ain't armed, I just want to talk to you Shizuo" Izaya baffled.

"thank god you are cops, I'll do my street thing but lets do some ironic steam rape, oh please oh please! Its quick and easy and consumable. My dick in your ass, or your ass in my dick, or my ass in your ass, or your face in my ass; chains holding you there even after I turd and fart and lactate lardy pustules onto your Chinese face and christian meaningful relationships to build a relation ship, god is saying it your time to suck my ass blood!" Shizuo defecated.

"how can you tell you got it right?" Izaya was charged with assault In the second degree pleading on your fart.

"I got my ways!" what reason would Shizuo have to lie?

"That's... what I'm talking about" Izaya was talking about.

"Your dick shot cum that why I'm fucking Celty, you were totally distracted and I shot my cum on the roof and my dad fell out" Shizuo said as he thought Izaya was the guy and he was not sure.

"he told you that" Izaya said like he was gay.

"totally" Shizuo said like he was gay.

"there's no way to tie him to your butt cheek named frank!" Izaya said like he was gay.

"he got his ways!" Shizuo said because he was really gay.

"Do you think quality dildos are out of your reach, well I can only give one to Shizuo because he has aids and no one loves him, you'll be glad to did!"

Izaya put a couch cushion against his body his legs spread with a micro chip, his dick the size of a micro chip.

"Have you heard the news Shizuo, I can offer you protection from the mob if you sit right here on my immunity" Izaya said

"I'll alert the media" Shizuo said.

"i can tell you who killed Tina Boot, Mike knew she was cheating on him, he liked me he trusted me and to god, he called me a drug dealer!" Izaya said speeding through newsgroup in good old green county.

"I'm afraid I don't believe you Mr. Izayamo"

"I Loved that Asian girl with all my heart" said Izaya the pretty boy coloring on the place mat.

"Buying a double wide life in hell, no future on a filthy truck stop bathroom, buy a copy save my butt!" said Shizuo

" Electives! Don't you watch Oprah? I'm a child prostitute, you figured it out heh?" Said Izaya

"nolums?" Said Izaya, he stole Shizuo line from lack of mobility.

"Lets have a party, I'll take this Glee without admitting guilt, all I want to say is I love Tina Boot, I loved Tina Boot, though I don't have a power chair, I will ensure your total satisfaction with a mobility consultation"

"The Glee is accepted"

"Horah horah, lets sit on a chair together, sit, sit!"

They sat on a chair and got drunk, Izaya put cigarettes out on Shizuo's ass. "Butts to butts he said".

Shizuo took a diet after getting raped for 50 dollars,he was hassled by some fat girl.

But soon after a gunshot wrang out, piercing the heart of someone but was it Izaya or Shizuo? Tune in next time!

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I'll try to update soon, lol sorry for the cliffy!