Author Notes. Hi everyone invader phoebe here!, whe are about to witness some strange things like Zim living with the Membranes, plus we'll see
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Chapter 9
"Minimoose, Gir, Computer, I'm leaving for a couple days, i need a little rest Minimoose you are in charge, make sure GIR doesnt destroy anything much" "Squee!" "and Computer if you could stop your apathy for a while to actually help maintain the base, ehm... house..." "Yeah, Whatever you say master" "GIR if you dont destroy anything nor cause any kind of disaster natural or un-natural, i'll take you to Taco Shell" "YAAAAY TACOS!! IM GONNA CAUSE A RIOT!!" "... Mininoose make sure that doesnt happen..." "squee" "Allright I'll get you all a mega-bucket of Popeyes Chiken if you dont tear the house to shredds, in your case Computer, i MAY consider Giving you Broadband Internet..." "At last!! i'm so sick of Dial-up" "Where are you goin mastah? can i go with you" "No GIR,you cant i'm taking a little rest from all the thngs that remind me of the...mission, and you are the main one, i know it sounds harsh GIR but I'll be back in a couple days" "Mastah!! I'll miss you!! and the sausages will too" "yeah GIR the sausages..." "what sausages is he talking about?" whispered Dib to Zim "Zim has no idea" Zim wispered back before finally leaving through the door of his base.
-A couple minutes later at the Membrane ressidence- "Allright Zim, this is our house, make yourself at home!" said Dib while entering the house "Just an advice, Dont go near my room unless i give you permission got it?" said Gaz "thanks again guys, i really appreciate all you are doing, but are you sure about this.. i mean just a couple days ago we were trying to gut each other alive" "Okay, first, that was with Dib not me, second, That was before we became friends and friends support each other in times like this, and third, we knew you probably wouldn't like being in that house for a couple days so let it be" "... allrigth Gaz, again,... thank you guys" "No problem Zim now come upstairs you probably need a nice hot bath right?" "Dib, Zim cant touch water remember" "Oh I forgot..." "Dont worry Dib-stink, i CAN take a bath with water" "what? I tought it was like acid to you" "yeah but a couple weeks ago i developed an inmunity to water i'm not sure how tough... but i'm also capable to eat meat now, but not beans... they are still evil..." "... okaay... i believe you, but dont do anything stupid" "fine... i'll go where's the bathroom" "Second door upstairs to the right, its the black door" "Ok" Zim grabbed a Red towell and a change of clothes and went upstairs "Are you sure he's telling the truth it could be a lie to commit suicide" said Gaz "no Gaz i doubt it, like you said, he was the proudest being i've met, i doubt he would try the cowards way out" "Ihope you are right, i'm going to my room to change so dont pester me" "Allright Gaz i'll go make something for dinner, how about Super toast?" "Nah, i'm tired of supertoast plus we need to ask Zim what can he eat afterrall he's the guest" "right" "then i'll watch misterious mysteries"
Gaz went to her room a took a bath aswell you see she didnt want to share the bathroom with two men so she asked the only room in the house with a private bathroom, anyway she came out after 30 minutes and changed into a black pajamas with a green skull pattern before heading out of her room to see how were Dib and Zim, however she caught Zim Going out of the bathroom in hall, he was half naked to say the least, he only had his black pants on and his red towell on his shoulder "hey Gaz, where's the Dib-beast?" "He... He's downstairs.. Zim what's with all those scars!?" "Oh these? You gain a couple of them while being an elite soldier in the biggest empire in the universe, bad thing is now i know this wounds were meanigless, aren't they..." "..." "..." "anyway why are you looking for Dib?"
"Oh, i need him to lend me a shirt, afterall the one i had was all burnt and scorched and i dont really want to wear that uniform again" "yeah i get it...anyway come i'll give you a shirt" Gaz the opened Dib's room and proceeded to his closet "do you have any style preference or can i choose it?" said Gaz "ehm anything is fine, tough i would prefer something red" "okay here you go" Gaz tossed a red polo shirt to Zim "Allright...thanks" "no problem, now lets go downstairs to see whats for dinner" "Okay"
"Hey guys are we gona make dinner now?... is that my shirt?" "Chill out dib, its not like you use it anyway you only wear those blue smiley tshirts" "he could have asked me" "he was gonna but i caught him first" "whatever... so Zim what would you like for dinner or more accurately what can you eat?" "What? Are you going to make Dinner? No way Dib-stick i din't survive having a bomb blown in my back to die with food poisoning, I'm making dinner, its the least i can do" "you know how to cook?" asked Gaz "indeed little Gaz now go sit you two im gonna make hotdogs" "...allright, but they beter not be moving" saind Dib before sitting down on the table.
A couple minutes later Zim came out with dish of hotdogs, "making these was an insult to my superior cooking skills, but i couldn't think of anything else for dinner" "well Dib, after you" said Gaz "Oh man... this is gonna be bad" he took a hotd from the stock Zim held before him "Well it does look edible... allright here goes nothing" Gaz was looking at dib expectim him to throw up, Zim however had a Proud expression in his face "Oh god!... These things are good!" "what?" "yeah they are actually pretty good" "... gimme one of those Zim" "help yourself Gaz" Zim put the plate in the table and took a seat and grabbed one himself "Oh god they aren't good they are the best Hot dogs i've had... its very strange tasting, its sweet but spicy at the same time and i think that flavor comes from the weenie what did you do to theese Zim?" " Alittle secret, lets just say i used my favorite earth spice" "what spice?" "Cinnamon" "these are very good"interrupted Dib "shut up and eat Dib-stink i dont feel like watching you talk with a full mouth"
After Dinner Gaz headed to her room, while Zim followed Dib to his room "well you'll sleep here lemme just get the futon out" "thanks Dib... for everything" "No problem dude we're friends now afterall, say..." "what?" "what's space like?" "very spacious" "lol, good night Zim" "sleep well dirt-child may dont let the Schoognarks tear your organs" 'great now i'm hving alien induced nightmares... and i need to figure out what the heck is a Schoognark'...
A/N Well that was good, next chapter is gonna be Zim going to school with the membranes, wow we are close to the end of the first arc...anyway thats it, yes in case you are wondering Cinnamon Hotdogs do exist they a recipe my brother taught me, On a side note the attempt to convince my parents to buy me the dress failed, but my Allmighty Brother bought it for me! Yay! He's the coolest guy in the world! Im happy thats why i uploaded this as fast as i could, Seeya next chapter, Invader Phoebe Signing off!
