Author's Note: This story contains misuses of Chagrin and first person.
Bella Swan's P.O.V
Finally, I can talk in first person again and narrate my suckish life even though everyone loves me and almost every boy wants to get into my pants(including my teacher)
These weirdos kept asking questions about my Edward, and I kept telling them everything! So why must they keep looking at me like I was crazy? I'm not crazy…I'm too good to be crazy, they're crazy! They're all crazy!
That's why I came up with a clever plan to escape tonight…yes, quite clever and intelligent and…other big words that show how smart I am, you get the point! I climbed out the window of my room, and forgot that I was in the third floor, so I dived and fell on my back.
"Ouch," I said, and I picked myself up from the dirty ground. Time to find my Edward.
Edward Cullen's P.O.V
Sweet! I can finally narrate, although I do narrate, in Midnight Sun, which was called off, which I don't mind because I'm unbelievably boring in it, and all I talk about is how good freesia smells like and how I want to eat Bella…and stuff. Not really important.
But what is important is my Ed. Edward Elric. His blood…it gave out a slight scent of it's usual margarita mix and just a tiny hint of lime. It smells cool and refreshing, enough to satisfy my whole hunger. I try hard, hard to prevent myself into sinking my non-existent vampire teeth into his wonderful, slightly tan neck. I can't…I just can't. Oh, it really didn't help how when we were walking in town, there was a rush of air blowing toward Ed. The delicious smell of his blood flew right up my nose. Must resist, must do it.
If he knew better, he would stay away, would stay away from me. But he never listens. He's clingy, always wanting to be at my side…
Edward Elric's P.O.V
Christ, won't this guy ever leave me alone?
Here I am, trying to inspect the coal mine, and that idiot wouldn't leave me alone! He kept smiling like a jackass, and waving to me.
"Hey Ed, look at me, I'm right here, I love you!"
I repeat, will he ever leave me alone!?
Jacob Black's P.O.V
"Elysia, here I come!~" I made up a song for her, cause I love her. I ran all the way to Hughes' house for dinner, ready to eat cause I was starving, I could've turned into a werewolf and went into the woods and ate something, but then I would've missed my chance to meet up with Elysia again!
Not again. I'm determined to find her!
I came up to the door, check my breath, minty fresh. Alright. I rang the doorbell and waited patiently.
"Oh, Jake!" Gracia came up to me, bring me into a warm and friendly hug. "Oh flowers, are those for me!" She swept the flowers away from my hands, and I frowned.
"No…" I said, still frowning. "Those are for Elysia."
"My daughter?"
No, your Gynecologist. Yes your daughter! "Yes…"
"Oh well that's very sweet of you, I'll take these to her."
"W-well I was hoping to see her." I gave her my best puppy dog eyes, that always works.
"I'm sorry, Jake. But she's got a cold." Gracia smiled sadly at me. "I'm sure these flowers from you will make her very happy though!" She waved bye to me, walking away, with my flowers to Elysia. She left me there with fallen hope and disappointment.
Bella Swan's P.O.V
Chagrinly, I ran down the dark road, these damn heels kept tripping me. I don't know if it's because I'm a klutz, or cause these heels are so big. Out of Chagrin, I took off my heels, and threw them in a dumpster near-by.
As my feet hit the chilling, hard ground of the road, I shivered. It reminded me so much of Edward's pale skin…
So this is how it will feel like to have sex with him? A cold, hard rock?!
Sam's P.O.V
Nothing's happening.
Jean Havoc's P.O.V
Finally out on a date with a pretty lady that Mustang didn't steal from me. The best part is, she might be a keeper. She already invited me to her house to spend the night and it was getting pretty steamy. We locked lips and played tonsil hockey. I carelessly chewed off the buttons of her blouse, as she unzipped my-
Whoops, can't go any further than that sorry!
Edward Cullen's P.O.V
My whole body filled up of feelings of hot and cold as I continued to watch Ed stand there and look at things. Not yet, wait till you are married…
Will I ever ask him to marry me? I don't know, it just seems like he hates me, I guess it's better not to waste my time.
So why am I still here? I can try finding my way home on my own!…
…
Oh! Now I know how Bella feels like when she's around me. She's addicted to me, like a drug. I'm addicting to Ed, he's my drug. My drug that I simply just want to overdose on.
I pay no attention to his wonderful scent, it was getting dark. It was time for the brothers to rent a room at a Inn.
"Do I have to wait outside again?""As always."
"But…just this once, please, I want to watch you sleep!"
"No, that's creepy. If you do, I won't hesitated to kill you."
"You can't kill me! Meyer made me invisible!" Which sometimes I wish she hadn't done because then it would be easy for me to kill myself. Yes, I'm partially emo and I don't care what you think of me, my one and true love hates me, I have nothing to do live for! I sighed in a Chagrinly manner, as Ed and Al rented a room inside a really nice looking Inn. It was cozy, the Inn was not to crowded and not to empty. Just right.
"See you tomorrow, Edward." said Al, he quietly waved at me, and entered the room with his older brother, slamming the door shut in my face. Any closer and my nose would've been bruised.
"I sighed," I sighed in disbelief, sitting down on the floor, leaning against the door. I might as well protect them from intruders who might want to come in and kidnap them.
It got a little boring, I mean, I wasn't watching him to ease my boredom, so I took out a deck of cards and started playing "Go Fish" with myself.
"Do I got any threes? Yes, I do. Haha…" I won again! I'm a god when it comes to Go Fish.
As I continue to play my quiet little game, I hear a sudden thud. Then a scream, then three more screams, then yelling. It was all coming inside from Ed's room.
…
Hm, guess I should check it out?…yeah that's the best option.
I knock on the door, and there's more yelling. Really wasn't sure if they could hear me, I just burst through, like Superman, and say "Ed, I'm here to save you!- Holy CRAP!…Bella!?"
That's right, Bella. Bella Swan was standing in this very room, this very moment.
Bella Swan's P.O.V
Yes, yes! Finally, I've found my Edward! I was more than excited to see him, I was chagrin. I cried tears of joy, as I saw his beautiful, masculine sparkling face. I just want to run up and fall into his arms, like falling in a fluffy could on heaven.
"Edward!" I shouted, I was ready to shower him with my precious love.
"Bella?" His face, he looked dumbstruck, maybe he really was happy to see me. I hope so! His beautiful body and sparkles fill me up with chagrin.
"Edward!!" I ran up, wrapping my arms around his sexy body, I missed that the most, beside his handsome face. "I'm so glad we're back together, I was about to kill myself again if I didn't ever see you!"
He didn't say anything…maybe this means he's happy to see me too? Oooh, I hope so, I love my Edward sooo much!
"Bella." He said, in his dazzling, seductive voice(Not really, Edward sounded like he was a scared little girl, shh! Don't tell Bella though!).
"Yes, my love?"
"…How did you find me?"
"Oh that was easy! I ran away from the home of those freaks, and I continued walking, bare foot." I quickly peek down my feet, they were bleeding, ow, stupid sharp rocks. "I saw you, and these other unimportant people." I waved my hand to the short blonde boy and his father who was in a suit of armor. "I broke in here, thinking you would be here…and you are~!" Tears run down my face, so happy I was! I leaned up to kiss my Edward! But…he didn't kiss me. He just left me there, with my lips puckered. Why isn't he kissing me!?
Edward Cullen's P.O.V
Oh shit, she's here! Damn…oh…what do I tell her, what do I tell her!?
How can I possibly tell her that I'm over her and want Ed now?
Author's Note: It stops here! I already written way to much, and I don't want stretch out this story any longer. Alright…I had fun with this one. But I didn't put enough chagrin. Needs more CHAGRIN!Anyway, I've decided to take on first person, just this once. I might do it again next chapter, but that might be the last time. I just…wanted to have fun with it, I guess you can say. So here's the result. Hope you liked it, have a wonderful day or not or whatever!
