I woke up to see it was 3:00 in the morning but I still felt fully rested so I decided to go for a jog when I saw movement and Nellie was lying on me her head was on my chest damn so I used my Army Ranger skills and somehow got her off me and into bed without her waking up then I walked down the stairs. Then out the door to start my run while on my run I started to get bored halfway through my run so I started to sing I mean it is hard but I needed to do something. As I run around Twilight's house I hear what sounds like thunder but when I look up I see a car! And it was heading towards Sweet apple acres! I instantly stepped and launched myself straight at the flying object Bob (demon friend in my body) get ready he made the tentacles come out and we met the car the tentacles wrapped around it and put it outside the fence of the farm I put on my armor and knocked on the car door and checked the man on the inside he was fine but then he kicked me so hard that I fell and blacked out when I woke up I was near the car and near the forest. I ran in to see if the guy ran into the forest.
"Ahh!"
"Yep definitely in the forest" I ran and changed into my human form and drew my Katanas and bolted into the forest.
"Help!"
I finally got to him he was trapped by a Manticore I instantly ran an kicked it in the face "Bleiben weg von ihm, du überwuchert Löwen" (stay away from him you overgrown lion)
It just brushed it off and said "aber er ist in meinem Gebiet" (but he is in my territory)
"Wirklich gut, dass gibt Ihnen nicht das Recht, in anzugreifen" (Really well that does not give you the right to attack him)
The Manticore started to argue but I said "Nein nur Halt die Fresse" (no just shut the hell up)
It then walked away grumbling about territory and how it was different 100 years ago.
I walked up to the human who fainted so I picked him up and changed to my normal pegasus form and took him to the farm when I brought him in Applebloom asked
"Why is he here"
"Well Applebloom he was attacked by a manticore which I stopped but he needs to be checked on"
Alright I'll get ma sister"
"Uhhh"
"Yo are you alright"
"Ahh!" "You are a talking horse"
"No I am a pony but I changed to my human form but I used to be a U.S. army ranger in WWII but ever since I have been here I have made friends and many other things." "So i have a big question"
"Yes what is it?" he asked curiously to what it was
"What type of pony do you want to be"
"Huh?"
"Well as you can see I said shooting my wings out "I am a pegasus"
"Hmm well are their other choices"
"Unicorn or Earth pony are the other two"
"Can't I-
"Nein!" "You can't stay human"
"Oh" he said cowering a little
"Hey don't worry I won't hurt you"
*boom* Celestia comes in bright light
"Celestia as radiant as usual."
"Shut up" she said a little anger in her tone
I raised my hands in the air in defense
"Alright I want to be a unicorn with peach skin and with 4 blue stripes down my face and for on my chest also a dark mane"
"Okay"
*bright light* and their was the unicorn that is named Rick (Yes this is Rick Rhinstone from Drknst stories and yes t got his permission before this)
I then said he will get up right
Yes
At that moment he got up and said why does my head hurt oh yeah i have a ahorn then he picked up an Apple i had for him he ate it in a bite and chucked it i tried to follow it but it went too far that I couldn't see it ah I like that loophole"
Celestia disappears "Man I hate her" I said
"Why" Rick asked confused
"Well in a story about a USMC (Marine in Equestria) comes to equestria cause he is killed and a guy sends him to here he then in one gets attacked before but learns to remember but stay on a level playing field with celestia." Then there's the alternate (Marine in Equestria Divided Path) where she tries to kill them all but fails to do so even in the end when he dies he survives." also in a lot of other stories i have read she has almost killed every frickin human she has met which makes me hate her and then I read cupcakes and puked into a trashcan I had just eaten and it made my mind want to kill itself but I have an adopted child and I am getting married but when and where I don't know "Now your car is not in this world would you like it here near the barn?" but before he could answer a note dropped in front of me and it said
"The Princesses of Equestria invite you and your family to the grand galloping Gala tomorrow."
"Wow the Gala again I need a new suit" (just so you know prince Blueblood thought that since i was exiled he has turned back into a snob and being a douche but he won't know it is me as i said before i changed my coat and it is staying that way until i say otherwise)
"Hey rick come you are going to need a new suit" I then took all of my weapons and kept them with me I walked in only to be held at knifepoint "Alright buddy had over the bag and no one-
I changed into my human form and my shadows formed what looked like a demon around me
"And no one gets hurt I started to laugh maniacally if you could hurt me I wouldn't have disarmed you" he looked down to see I had the knife.I then socked him in the face with a left and a right then *crack* and uppercutted him i then uppercutted him and he was down for the count. I bound him up and said eenope not today then rarity came over and said let me guess new suit that will be 200 bits I looked and handed her the money and here is my new friend Rick she brightened and gave him a brand new one that was perfect for how she knew I don't know then my suit came it was red to compliment my black and the buttons were blue to my ice blue eyes pop I hugged rarity and she returned it
"Rarity thank you." "You are the best in all of equestria" she blushed and said
"Yeah yeah now go on tomorrow is a big day" I nodded and me and rick left.
