Hey everyone sorry for not uploading as soon as I said I would. I dunno I got kind of sick and now I'm always tired so its just kind of hard for me to go on the computer and type this story. Plus I also got some major writers block. I know what you guys are thinking. "Its taking her this long just to write this piece of crap!?!" -.-' Yeah I'm sorry. But today I forced myself to go on the computer and type this up for you guys. So be happy! Haha Oh yeah Janelle told me all the mistakes that I have in my story -.-' I think I may go back and fix them. What do you guys think? Review or PM me. Oh yeah I'm so excited POKEMON GOLDHEART COMES OUT TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yay I'm so happy. I'm so going to buy it (if I have enough money). I've been waiting for the updated version of Pokemon Gold since they came out with pokemon firered and leafgreen. I love pokemon Gold so much, my favorite pokemon game ever!!! I'm just sad because they replaced the Silver and Crystal girl :( and that they're not coming out with an updated version of pokemon Crystal (At least thats what I know...) Haha I'm also a bit mad because they gave Dawn a Cyndaquil in the show!!!! Like seriously me and Janelle were like " O.O WTF!!!!!" Well enough of me being a pokemon nerd on with the chapter you've all been waiting for!
Disclaimer: They only way I would own Kingdom Hearts would be in my dreams.... and I'm still waiting for that dream
Skaha's PoV
I knocked on Miguela's door with a pair of clothes in my hands. There was screaming and shouting coming from inside. I took a moment to think if this was a good idea. Before I could run Janelle answered the door.
"Hey Skaha." Janelle smiled.
"Hey so are we going to the mall?" I asked.
"Yeah we're just waiting for Miguela to get Roxas into something."
"I'M NOT WEARING THAT!!!!"
"YES YOU ARE!!"
An angry Roxas stomped into the room with a obsessive Miguela running after him with a pair of sky blue leotards.(1)
"Come on you'll look so sexy!" Miguela begged.
"No!"
I stared at Miguela, "Where did you get those leotards?"
Miguela turned with a big smile on her face and glomped me, "SKAHA!!!!!!!"
"Um hi....."
Miguela released me and held the Leotards in my face, "Don't you think these will look sexy on Roxy-chan?
My eye twitched, "First of all I'm not gay, so I wouldn't know and secondly you didn't answer my first question."
Miguela blushed, "These? Um... I just found them around and stuff...."
"Sure........ Here I brought some clothes for him." I threw a pair of jeans and hoodie at Miguela.
Miguela pouted, "Fine...." She handed the clothes to Roxas, who disappeared into the hallway.
Xigbar then came into the room and smirked at me, "Nice to see your sexy little ass here."
Miguela and Janelle giggled at me.
"I'M NOT GAY!!!!" I kicked Xigbar in the crouch and continued to kick him while he was on the ground, "You sick old man!"
"Yay! My Xigbar beating!" Miguela cheered.
*1 hour later At Chinook mall*
Sophie's PoV
"SOPHIE!!!!!!" Miguela yelled and glomped me.
I shoved her off, "Jesus Miguela we're at the mall!"
"So?"
"So it means we're in public! It means you can't go crazy."
Miguela pouted and crossed her arms, "Sophie! Your so mean."
"Whatever."
"Sophie!" Joanna came running and hugged me as well. I quickly shoved her off as well.
"WHY IS EVERYONE HUGGING ME TODAY!!!!"
"Tsk, Tsk Sophie, it's not our fault that your so huggable." Victoria laughed.
"Hey what about me!?" Skaha threw his hands in the air.
"Aww Skaha its ok I still love you." Miguela threw herself around Skaha.
Xemnas sighed, "Lets get this over with..."
"Yeah! I need Hair gel!" Demyx whined.
"And I need some lube." Axel added. (2)
Miguela's and Janelle's face went red as they got a nosebleed and Miguela fell on the ground dazed.
Vicky face-palmed herself, "There's lots of things that you can use lube for, then that!"
Joanna sighed, "Here I'll get them cleaned up."
She grabbed Janelle's hand and Miguela's feat and dragged them to the washroom with a few stares.
"So where are we going?" Roxas asked.
*On the other side of the mall with a tourist group named 'Crazy KH Fans'*
MrMissMrs Random's PoV
"Ok everyone follow me!" A tour guild yelled.
A few girls squealed and followed the older woman.
I sighed this group was so annoying. There was way too many squealing fan-girls.
"Melanie are you ok?" My friend random asked.
I smiled at her, "Yeah I'm fine. Just annoyed at all these fan-girls."
She laughed, "Yeah remember when they all tackled me today because of the potion you gave me that now makes me look like Roxas."
Random Glared at me as I laughed uneasily, "Well I warned you not to drink that bottle."
"NO YOU DIDN'T! You just handed it to me and forced me to drink it!" She pointed her finger at me.
"Not our fault that Roxas is so good looking." A girl with long brown hair with an average height and a 'Akuroku and MarVex 4ever' shirt said
Random glared at her, "Why don't you..."
I quickly covered Random's mouth, "Haha sorry she has some problems."
Random removed my hand, "I DO NOT!!!"
The other girl laughed, "It's ok. My name is Mai, what's yours?"
"I'm Melanie and this is random."
"Ladies! Hurry up!" The guild yelled at us.
We sighed and ran to catch up to the others. One of the girls with a 'I 3 RokuShion' shirt raised up her hand. I growled at her shirt.
"Can we split up now?" She asked.
"Fine.. Just be back at here in an hour" The tour guild grumbled
The girl pouted as we continued walking.
Victoria's PoV
Axel scratched at his hood more, "Can I please take this off? This thing is really irritating me!"
"No! If you do then we'll be spotted and hundreds of crazy fan-girls shall come and take you guys away." I replied.
Xemnas and Vexen shuddered at the thought, at least they knew what I was talking about.
"When are they going to get back?" Xaldin grumbled.
Sophie shrugged, "Who knows but Janelle and Miguela did sprout a lot of blood."
"They have such dirty minds.." Zexion muttered.
Marluxia laughed, "And you don't I'm kind of surprised that they actually got something perverted out of that. By the way Axel what are you going to do with the lube once you get it. Something that involves a cute little blond boy?"
Axel blushed, "No! Theres more uses for lube then just that!"
"What are they talking about?" Xion asked.
Roxas shrugged, "I don't know but I think it involves me.."
"Axel you said you didn't like Roxas that way." I whined.
Skaha face palmed himseld "I swear I'm surrounded by perverts..."
"It's ok Skaha at least we we're not talking about tampons and cramps." Sophie patted Skaha's shoulder.
Skaha covered his ears, "Na-Na-Na I'm not listening!"
I"But Skaha we all know that you love to talk about this." I teased him.
"Come Skaha! Help me shop for some tampons." Larxene grabbed Skaha's arm.
"No!!! Let me go!" Skaha freed himself from Larxene and bumped into Axel who fell down and his hoodie came off. That was when hell broke loose.
A fan-girl not too far away saw this and began squealing. We looked at the squealing and I face-palmed myself.
"Shit now we're screwed." I growled.
"It was her fault!" Skaha pointed at Larxene, "If she didn't try to haul me away then this would've never happened."
"Say another word an I'll fry you to next week." Larxene summoned her knives and pointed one at Skaha's throat.
Soon more fan girls began to crowd around us. I gulped as they came closer to us.
"On 3 you guys take off your hoods and run ok?" I whispered.
They all nodded as I began counting.
"1."
"2."
"3!"
I broke off into a sprint and collided into a fan-girl. We both fell over. I watched as the rest got away. The fan-girls glared at me before running after them squealing.
I sighed, damn this was a bad day.
Joanna's PoV
I walked out of the washroom with Miguela and Janelle soaking wet.
"Negg! Why couldn't we walk around the mall with blood infested clothes?" Miguela complained
"Because then people will think you've murdered someone and that'll bring more unwanted attention." I replied
"Yeah walking around with dripping clothes is much better." Janelle rolled her eyes.
"Whatever come on lets just catch up with the rest." I dragged Miguela and Janelle to the north entrance where the others were.
We were then introduced to screaming and girls running.
"Hey whats going on?" Janelle asked a passing fan-girl.
"ORGANIZATION 13..... KINGDOM HEARTS........ ZEMYX!!!!!!" The girl screamed then ran off.
Miguela's eyes went wide open, "Oh Shit..."
StarWatcherMai's PoV
Melanie, Random and I walked to the food court. We stopped dead in our tracks as people who looked exactly like organization XIII and 2 other people passed us with hundreds of screaming fan-girls on their trails.
"Was that just..." I asked.
Melanie and Random nodded.
"Wanna go chase them?" I smirked.
They nodded again as we screamed and ran after organization XIII.
Skaha's PoV
I ran as fast I could passing store by store trying not to get mauled by the crazy fan-girls. Sophie then stopped panting.
"Why are we running if their after them?" She yelled. Before I could reply fan-girls were all over her. I shuddered at the though if I were to stop.
We kept running intill we stared at the thing I hated the most at that moment, a dead end.
"Bloody Hell!" Luxord sweared.
The fan-girls surrounded us with our backs against the wall.
"Roxas kiss Xion!!" A fan-girl yelled.
"No Kiss Axel!" Another fan-girl yelled.
"Bitch he so loves Xion!"
"Ha! Yeah right, he only likes her a a sister!"
"And he only likes Axel and a brother! God when you people get it into your heads?!" Another fan-girl yelled.
"No he doesn't! You have to be blind to not see that he loves Axel!"
"Were all just friends god!" Roxas shouted.
"Then it won't matter if you kissed one!" The fan-girls yelled.
Roxas sighed, "If I kiss one then well you all go away?"
"Yes and if Marluxia kiss either Larxene or Vexen!"
Marluxia sighed as he grabbed Vexen's face and kissed him. All the Yaoi fan-girls went crazy and sprouted nosebleeds everywhere.
Marluxia released Vexen, "Your turn Rox."
Roxas blushed as he turned to Xion and kissed her. Xion's face went bright red. Roxas' face was also red when he stepped back.
The Anti-Yaoi fans cheered as they went back to their shopping. Miguela then came out of no where and smacked Roxas on the head.
"Whats wrong with you!?! You have everything you could be looking for right in front of and yet you still choose her after everyone told her what she's going to do to you."
"What do you mean?" Roxas asked.
Miguela sighed and hanged her head, "Nothing come on lets go home."
Sophie's PoV
I sat up a bit dazed.
'What happened?' I asked myself, then Ir came back to me. The fan-girls mauling me. I sighed as I looked around the mall. There was nobody in sight. I looked at my watch it was 10:34 pm. I growled my friends were going to pay big time for leaving me locked up in the mall like this.
(1) I got this from another Fan-fic I forget what it was called but It was with Sora and Roxas in Leotards X3
(2) No Axel's not going to use the lube for what your thinking about (sadly) I just thought it would be funny if he said that.
*Has Ven and Terra tied up*
Me: Mwhahaha!!!
Janelle: Wtf! Why are they tied up!?!
Me: They tried to run away in chapter 7 but Now I have them now *Laughes some more* So fan girls did you like this chapter
Fan-girls: Yes!!! Roxas and Xion kissed and so did Marluxia and Vexen!!!
Yuri Fan-girls: Hey what about us!??!
Me: Oh I'm sorry but all the girls were already taken, don't blame me for there only being 2 (1) girl in the organization oh yeah StarWatcherMai the MarVex kiss was for you and MissMrMrs Random I'm sorry for not putting in any Akuroku :( I needed to give something back to all the non-yaoi fans so then everything would be fair.
Sophie: *Gets back from the Mall* MIGUELA I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LEFT ME THERE!!!!!!
Me: Oh Sh*t! *Runs away*
Roxas:Um..... Anyways Review for Fan service
Me: *Still running* Yeah barely any people reviewed last time so thats why Roxas wasn't wearing the Leotards!
Roxas: Please don't Actually Review.... For my sake.
Victoria: But I wanna see Roxas in Leotards So review or I shall come into your house and play my death metal music in till your ears bleed :D
