Bruce walked into the living room to find Loki intently watching a cheerleading movie, Thor wearing a sports bra and skirt while holding pompoms and Clint and Natasha asleep on the couch. Together.

"What the hell are you doing?" Bruce asked nobody in particular.

"Tony said that to survive high school we would have to watch cheerleading movies so we can get 'updated on what's hot." Loki answered as Thor did some stretches.

"Thor, what's your excuse." Bruce asked the Asgardian.

"It appears that these cheerleaders seem to dominate the school. That means that if I become a cheerleader, I can dominate the school." Thor said as he attempted a cartwheel. He failed.

"Thor, that only relates to girls, try out for football or something. What about those two?" Bruce asked pointing to Clint holding Natasha as they both slept. It was almost cute. Almost.

Both Thor and Loki shrugged. "Guess they enjoy each others company?" Loki guessed and returned his gaze back to the TV screen.

Bruce shrugged as he walked out of the mansion. "Whatever, I've got some bitches to sell."


Tony stared into the full length mirror at himself in a navy blue body suit and yellow tights. The days were getting closer and closer until he would have to actually wear that. In public.

It had been a month since Tony, Bruce, Loki and Thor had gotten a little 'high off life.' The fake principle had suspended them for a month along with the rest of the team for making a disruption of class and then skipping the rest of school to go shopping. Tony thought the punishment was a little harsh but S.H.E.I.L.D must have thought it would be easier to just suspend them all for a month than deal with them.

The door creaked open and Tony whipped around to see Pepper standing at the doorway gaping at what Tony was wearing.

"Get tired of your iron man suit and trying a different approach?" Pepper stifled her laughter as Tony threw a fluffy white robe overtop his 'attire.'

"Ha ha, that's hilarious Ms. Potz. You're the whole reason I'm wearing this. In two days I actually have to do stretches in this." Tony retorted.

"That's what you get when you spray paint my face. Now if you don't mind, I was just getting your checkbook so I can pay the workers to fix the Stark roof." Pepper said just before she slammed the door.

Tony took off the robe and stared at himself once again in the bodysuit and tights. You know, I don't look half bad. It really compliments my body structure.

And then Steve walked in.


Natasha yawned as she carefully took Clints arm off of her waist. They had fallen asleep together when watching a cheerleading movie with Loki and Thor since none of them had gone to school in America.

Natasha ignored Thor as he waved to her as he lifted Jane in the air into some sort of two person pyramid all while wearing a pink sports bra. She also ignored Tony and Steve as Steve walked down the hall with his hands covering his ears screaming 'NANANA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!' while Tony trailed after him wearing a bodysuit and tights. Sometimes it seemed like she, Bruce and Clint were the only normal people in the entire mansion.

She quickly dismissed the though when Bruce walked in wearing a T-shirt that said 'Bruces Bitches' on it and having his hand slung over two sleazy girls in provocative outfits. There was a large amount of money in their hands and Natasha swore she saw a gold tooth. Now it was only her and Clint.

Then again they had fallen asleep while watching Bring it On. That was it. Natasha had finally been dragged into insane hell with everyone else.

I know, short chapter but I kinda just needed something to fill in the chapters. I am planning to have this Fanfic to go on throughout their school year, ending on prom night. Review!