boo, I can no longer write. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Super Smash Bros Brawl Belongs to Nintendo, Snake belongs to Konami, thems two losers that aren't official belongs to me.
The morning after Samus' meltdown was pretty uninteresting, Gwin and I watched videos on YouTube for a while then talked with a friend of hers, a twelve year old werewolf named Valkan and his older sister, who looked kind of like the bounty hunter, whose name was Laila. We had filled them in on our status quos, and they filled us in on theirs.
Ike had given Zelda lilacs today, and Link had gone to the extreme of not even showing up for breakfast. Samus had also not shown up, so I took her absence and worried about the Hylian boy myself.
Mei Ling was in an extraordinary mood, and we all found out just how sparkling she really was.
The weather, which was sunny and light today, seemed perfect, to me, for a picnic, or a walk through town.
Most of the guys had refused to go, of course half of them bent to their girlfriend's entreating.
When we left, there were only about five people staying behind, a shockingly tall man who worked as a translator, who didn't like crowds, Link (of course, I was planning on spiking his dinner with happy pills), Lucario, who 'needed to meditate' according to aforementioned tall man, Snake and Samus.
Peach had appealed to everyone by telling them that Amy would release her hammer-wrath upon anyone who didn't plan on going or staying in their room.
And had lied to me about actually inviting Snake and Samus.
I had to hand it to her, she was getting better at this... slowly and not without bumps, but certainly.
V
Link had gotten food poisoning from the restaurant food, which wasn't a huge surprise considering how different his worlds food was from this ones.
I had learned this from Navi, the blue fairy (or however you spell it) that followed him around most of the time, she had been overlooked by Peach in her schemes to have me and Snake alone.
Of course it didn't amount to anything, as Navi would apparently rather watch Link vomit the contents of his stomach than watch me sit still.
Snake was most likely outside smoking, inside training, or some other thing that I hadn't seen him doing before.
Apparently the mysterious tall man did not fear the wrath of Amy, as he left his room around noon and went to the cafeteria.
I was eating in one corner, while Snake was eating in another, the tall man in the one nearest to me and Lucario in the middle of the room, eating what looked like chi food.
Navi joined us, bringing her own fairy food, and sitting in the last corner, she said a quick greeting but did not get a reply.
"So where are you all from?" she tried again, this time getting a response.
"The Metal Gear Series." Snake said,
Lucario answered in his language.
"The Metroid series." I said.
The tall man blew on a spoonful of soup.
Navi took this as his answer and continued eating, we followed suit.
"Russia, originally." he answered, I realized that it was the first time I had really heard him speak, not needing his assistance myself. His voice had a thick accent.
"Oh," Navi said, looking surprised, "Where is that?"
"A northern and very large country on the planet earth."
"And where do you live now?"
"A place called Montana."
She seemed content, and continued eating.
Then she remembered her original question, "Yes, but what game are you from?"
"If memory serves, the title is 'Caper'."
She nodded.
"So what-" he cleaned up his food and left, "is your name...?" she finished, silently.
"It's Dominick!" he answered, probably in the living room by now.
V
"Are you content with your life?"
Samus and I were telling each other about ourselves on the Ice Climbers stage. It felt strange to open up to someone, but I was okay with her knowing.
"No. Are you?"
She shrugged, "Not really, though I see a lot of places."
I chuckled, "Yeah, jobs like ours really take us places."
She nodded, looking at the northern lights.
"Hey, doesn't this place remind you of Shadow Moses?"
"With the scenery? No."
"Hmm."
"Have you ever had a social life?"
"Honestly, I really have never had a social life. Have you?"
"Technically... No. If you don't count Mei Ling, the Colonel or Otacon."
We were silent for a moment, then she continued, "I guess both of our lives ar-"
"THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS IS THE NIIIIIIIIIGHT, THE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEAUTIFUL NIIIIIGHT, AND THEY CAAAAAAAAALL IT BEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLA NOTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, LOOOOOOOOOK AT THE SKIIIIIIIIIIIES, THEY HAVE STAAAAAAAAAAAARS IN THEIR EYYYYYYYYYYES, ON THIS LOOOOOOOOOOOOVELY BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLA NOTTAAAAAA!!"
Sonic was back.
The stage returned to normal, and the blue hedgehog appeared where the mountain had been.
"SOMETHING SOMETHING, AND YOUR LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRR... AND SOMETHING ELSEEEEEEEEE THAT RHYMES WITH THAAAAA-"
Amy smacked him on the back of the head, and apologized for him, then dragged him away.
The moment, needless to say, was ruined, and the two of us left.
Ike walked up to me in the hall,
"Hi, so what's up?"
I laughed at the sight of the swordsman wearing normal clothes, he looked like a techno kid that had received intervention.
"Oh nothing, what's going on with you?"
He scowled at me for laughing then answered "I don't think Princess Zelda likes me."
"I see, well that's okay, aren't you the hero of your world?"
"Okay, so if one girl doesn't like me I just move on like she didn't exsist?"
"I am bothered by your usage of the word 'like'."
He didn't reply, and changed the subject, "So was Link just being depressed or did he get sick?"
"According to his fairy friend he's got food poisoning."
"Oh lovely, should I have bought him a get well soon card?"
I shrugged, "If you're that worried about him."
Yes, I know that it wasn't very good. I'm really bad at doing men and couldn't think of anything better... the end was kind of failure/random mixed with badness.
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EDIT: the two other people that aren't official characters belong to me as well. And... that's all... I think...
