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Chapter 9: the revealment

"So the other day when I went to see Iggy I found France there also and after Iggy kicked me out I heard something crying. This just keeps getting weirder and weirder," America told Japan and Hungary. The world meeting was supposed to begin in ten minutes, but the room was fairly deserted; giving the trio plenty of freedom to speak.

"Hm, Hungary, you told us that you saw a baby when you were spying on them correct? Perhaps the baby was what America-san heard," Japan mused.

"Possibly, but I still don't understand why England would have the baby in the first place. And why would France constantly keep visiting them?" Hungary asked.

"Maybe it's their baby," America commented, immediately blowing his idea off as impossible. Even if it was possible for male nations to get pregnant, why would France and England have a baby together? The hated eachother!

Soon more nations began to enter the room, causing the trio to separate for their usual seats as the meeting began. The meeting was going on as normal while the trio continued their conversation via text messaging. At that moment, France and England were arguing like usual.

That is until France said, "Oh, England, being so cold! Is this really any way to talk to your lover?"

The bored onlookers looked up at this part, only to find England blushing and sputtering out, "I am not you're bloody lover! I am not your lover, we are not a couple, and there is nothing between us!"

France gave a slight frown at this before commenting, "I wouldn't call him 'nothing.'"

"Alright, that's enough! Why don't we take a recess," Germany called out, tired of the argument. The trio smiled, thinking that now would be a good time to once again find answered.

With the recess called, England began to head for the door, only to be stopped when Japan walked up to him. England turned to his Asian friend and asked what he needed, only to pause when his phone buzzed due to a text message. Groaning inwardly, he opened his phone with Japan glancing at the screen; looking intently at the background which was a picture of a little baby.

"Who's the child?" Japan asked.

"Oh, no one really…just a picture I thought was cute," England answered, lying through his teeth. Japan noticed this, and stared intently at his friend as England closed the phone.

At last Japan said, "You know, if there is something you want to tell me you can."

"I know, but it's not really your business," England answered, earning a questioning glance from his friend.

Japan blinked for a moment, only to then answer, "From what I have heard, you and France are hiding a baby. Is this correct?"

England looked at his friend in shock, not knowing how he could have hit the nail on the head. And what friends was he talking about? England glanced around the room to see that very few to no one were paying attention to them. He then asked, "Where did you hear that?"

"So it is true?" Japan asked in surprise, gaining a few more glances. America seemed to appear out of nowhere at this point and asked, "Is what true?"

"Why me?" England inwardly asked; only to look up when he felt someone place a hand on his shoulder. The hand belonged to France, who smiled at him and asked what was going on.

"England-san was going to tell us about the baby you two are hiding," Japan answered innocently. France gave England a quick glance to see if this was true. England, however, was still thinking that the fact he had a baby was getting around.

France, in all honesty, saw nothing wrong with telling the others about Henry and would have sooner if England had not told him to. Thinking that now that news was getting around would be the perfect time to set some things straight, he called out, "Everyone, England and I have something to tell you."

England widened his eyes at France's call, only to watch to his horror as everyone stared at the two of them. France continued, "What we want to tell you is that roughly seven months ago England brought into this world my little son!"

A collective gasp came from all the other nations at the news as England began to turn red. England then pounced onto the man behind him to strangle him while shouting, "I told you to keep that a bloody secret you Wanker!"

After several moments of watching the two fight, America hauled England off of France only to have the Englishman bombarded by a group of nations wanting explanations. In response, he answered as many questions as he couple and ended up showing the pictures he had of his son from his cell phone with France doing the same. Almost half an hour later, the group had gotten their questions answered and Germany was finally able to call the meeting back into order. With this, the meeting went into somewhat order for the rest of that day and the next few days. The only main difference being that England would sit in awkward quiet due to embarrassment unless arguing with someone.

After what felt like forever, the several day-long meeting was finally over and England could finally go home to his little boy and try to forget the entire mess happened. Luckily for him, France had business at his own house so he would have some time just between him and his boy. At least he would get some peace and quiet that way, depending on what the infant's mood was. England smiled at this idea as he walked onto the plane.

Sorry for it being shorter

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