The Deadly Toys Affair
Fascinated, Napoleon watched Illya repair Waverly's gas-spraying pen. He should be used to it by now, what with the unexpected things Illya concealed within his clothes.
But a jeweler's loupe?
Later, Napoleon asked, "What's with the loupe, Illya? Are you going into the diamond appraisal business?"
Illya rolled his eyes. "It is simply a magnifier, Napoleon. There are many uses for it. For example, I find it quite handy when building or defusing an explosive. If you ever attended any of my refresher sessions, you'd know I recommend all agents carry one."
"Why should I? I usually have Harpo Marx with me."
"Who is this Harpo Marx? A long-lost relation of Karl Marx?"
"No. Your brother from a different mother, I believe."
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