9.
When the lunch bell rang, Owen sprinted towards the dinning hall, beating out all the other boys.
"Oh Boy, Oh Boy, Oh Boy, what's for lunch mysterious Chef standing in the shado-oh HOLY CRAP ITS CHEF HATCHET!!!!!" Owen cried in terror as his eyes feel on the hulking black man standing behind the serving counter.
"Maggot, how have you been?"
"I've been missing you're cooking, remember that pizza you made for us?"
"Remember it? It's what's for lunch!" Chef said putting ten pieces of Jelly Fish, live anchovies, and grasshopper pizza on Owen's plate.
"YES!!! This lunch is going to be AWESOME!!!"
"I'm telling you Duncan, something's up." Trent cautiously said to Duncan.
"Yeah something's up alright, I was talking to Dean Chris and he said that the party tonight is- Hey Owen." Owen plunked down at the table across from the boys.
"Didn't you guys miss Chef's cooking?"
"No." They replied in unison.
"I for one can't believe they allow such tripe to be allowed as food," Noah said sitting next to Owen.
"Hey Noah, you going to Geoff's party?" Trent asked.
"Sadly..." Noah said, "My mom sent me some of my books that I couldn't carry with me and I won't get to crack open my copy of LotR tonight and start my 32nd reread because of the shin ding."
"LotR?" Duncan asked, totally confused.
"Lord of the Rings, you philistine."
"More like D. O. R. K." Duncan shot back.
"Guys, did you see who the new Dean is?" DJ said as he pulled a chair up to the table.
"Yeah, We've been in there twice already," Trent groaned, motioning to Duncan and himself.
"Wow, twice already, what have you guys done?" DJ muttered, his fear was obviously mounting.
"Guys, Guys!" Geoff was running quickly across the cafeteria, "You'll never guess who's out in the quad!!"
"Bridgette" Noah said.
"Uh... yeah, bro, how'd you guess so quickly? Geoff replied stunned.
"Um, well, it doesn't take a genius, even though I am one," at this point Noah whipped out a card that read "Certified Genius", "To see that Chris McLean and Chef showed up and, WE all showed up, who else but the rest of our happy band of brothers from Wawenakwa would show up?"
"Braniac does make a point," Duncan retorted as he stole an apple off of Noah's tray, "Tho Now Whut?" Duncan said spraying apple bits everywhere.
Geoff looked from face to face, "Guys, isn't it obvious?"
Silence emanated from the boys.
"WE PARTY!!!!!" Geoff exclaimed.
