I don't own the Legend of Zelda *sigh*. Anyway welcome back oh intrepid readers. At the start of this chapter I've decided to throw in a bonus treat for all the people who have reviewed my story. It's my way of saying thanks in a rather weird manner so don't be insulted if you think I'm making fun of you (damn their onto me).
Well enough rambling and onto the story!!!
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"Let me go" I cried in my waiter body.
"Not until you let us into see Link" said Zelda.
"I was hoping I wouldn't have to do this but you've forced me to take drastic measures" I said and somehow managed to click my fingers.
Out of the bushes sprung DarthRevanShepard with an elephant tranquilizer gun, JGRDL with a cricket bat (conveniently placed in that bush), pokepower20 with a giant speech bubble club, linkluvr01 with a list of messages to yell at Navi for hurting the author, HUNGDEADSCREAMING with rope tied to a small rubber ducky, and MegamanSora with two cookies (for me of course).
"You will release me or feel the power of my reviewers' randomness" I said smugly.
10 Minutes Later
"Remind me how we got into this mess" said DarthRevanShepard as she looked at everyone else who was immobilized by Zelda, Ruto and Malon's powers.
"Beats me" said JGRDL while watching the cricket bat walk away to what would become another convenient spot in the future.
"Noooooooo, not the pitchfork!!!!!" screamed HUNGDEADSCREAMING as Malon poked the rubber ducky (the horror).
"What were we supposed to do anyway?" said pokepower20 while trying to figure out why whatever was said appeared in the giant speech bubble club.
"I don't know. I was practicing my speech against Navi while we were being told the plan" replied linkluvr01.
"They shall never take my cookies!!!" yelled MegamanSora with a crazy look in his eyes.
"Well at least there's still plan 2" I said.
"What's that?" everyone else said.
I clicked my fingers again.
All of a sudden Malon, Zelda and Ruto were knocked unconscious by an assortment of fruits thrown by a group of monkeys. Of course that meant we could get free from our immobilization.
"Good job guys" I said.
"Do you mean to tell us that our brilliant plan that failed was beaten by a bunch of fruit throwing monkeys?" everyone else said.
"ummm……… yeah I guess you could say that"
"We're leaving!!!!!"
"Before you go I want my cookies MegamanSora"
"Here, have one" he replied.
"Well that's one for the update…… so that means I can set Navi on you…… cool"
"Nooooooo, take them both AAAAAAHHHHHHHH" and with that everyone else disappeared into thin air.
Thanks guys. You just helped get me back into a mood for writing this story.
Back to Link and Saria
"Mmmm that ice-cream was delicious" said Saria.
"Yeah…. Hey where's the waiter so we can pay him?" said Link suddenly looking around.
"Right here" said a rather disheveled me.
"Well I'm ready to pay the bill" said Link.
"Ok, that will be 20 rupee's" replied the waiter.
"That cheap for those excellent meals" said Saria with astonishment.
"I don't need much money. Just enough for 4 iced coffees"
"Ok" said Link handing the waiter / author a red rupee.
"Um, do you want to take a walk along the lake shore?" asked Link in a shy voice.
"Of course I would Link. You can be so romantic sometimes" said Saria with joy.
Link blushed a deep red at this remark. He then held his arm out to her, which she then took in her own and they started to walk along the lake shore with the moon and stars shining down on them and the romantic music being player don the violin by the waiter flowing across the water. (*sigh* so romant……… hey wait a second. Since when can I play the violin? Hmmm what's this little note? 'this story needed a bit of a woman's : Navi'.
Can't that fairy stop annoying me at every given oppurtunity?)
The violin suddenly disappeared and was mysteriously replaced by a miniature portable piano (grade 5 YAY!!!!). Of course Saria and Link were so lost in their own little world that they did not notice. They also didn't notice the blue tektite that was leaping towards them. However, the super monkey that started wrestling with it was also ignored (good thing I trained those monkeys huh?). About an hour passed for these two before they came back to reality with the rest of us.
"It's getting late now Link. Let's go back home now" said Saria in a quiet voice as she leaned her head on his shoulder.
"Ok Saria……. for you" said Link in that same type of soft voice (except male of course) before taking out his Fairy Ocarina that was given to him by Saria when he first left the forest (I believe that Link returned the Ocarina of Time to Zelda. Some people say that he can only warp because the OoT is very magical. Well so is Saria's Fairy Ocarina because it has the spirits of the forest and a bit of the ultimate magic / power. Friendship / Love).
Link then played the Minuet of Forest, warping them to the Sacred Forest Meadow. The lovely couple then traversed the maze and exited into the Lost Woods. Link and Saria knew this place like the backs of their hands (except that small bit there) and so it was easy to travel through the correct pathways and find the Lost Wood to Kokiri Forest entrance.
Meanwhile
"Thank you for this lovely night out Leo" said Navi as the two fairies flew towards Kokiri Forest.
"I should be the one thanking you for being such a beautiful date" replied Leo as he kissed her hand.
"Oh aren't you the charmer" said Navi with a blush spreading across her fairy features.
After a small amount of time Leo suddenly said "I wonder how Saria is going? I worry about her when I'm away."
"Don't worry I'm sure she's fine. If anyone it's Link we should be worrying about, this being his first date experience" replied Navi with a smile.
The two fairies finally entered Kokiri Forest to see Link and Saria getting ready to go back to their respective houses.
"Link I've had a really wonderful night and everything that happened seemed so perfect" said Saria as she looked up at the taller boy (I wonder if I ever mentioned that he is about the age of 13 in this story).
"Did you just say everything was perfect, as in the whole spaghetti thing?" said Link with a cheeky grin.
"Well…… yeah, I guess. Just to let you know it wasn't as strange as I thought it would seem straight away" said Saria with a blush creeping across her face.
"Well if that's the case……" said Link and he looked at Saria straight in the eyes. Slowly their faces inched closer together, their lips barely apart and…….
"HEY, LISTEN!!!" shouted Navi instantly making the young couple turn around and look at the fairy then bid each other goodnight and go to bed.
Whaaaaat!!? Ok. It's time for me to do the time travel thingy that I did in the first chapter *wiggle finger's in mysterious way* man I can't seem to get enough of that.
A Few Moments Ago
"Well if that's the case……" said Link and he looked at Saria straight in the eyes. Slowly their faces inched closer together; their lips barely apart and then they finally came together in a passionate kiss.
"Wow" said Link" that was…… that was just absolutely amazing."
"So is this what they call destiny?" said Saria as she looked up her best friend…… no her true love.
"I guess so" said Link with a smile just for Saria.
"But I'm still Kokiri and you told me that you are Hylian so that means I'll stay a kid forever and you'll grow old and die" said Saria with some tear's in her eyes.
"Don't worry Saria. The way I figure it, those Goddesses and their Tri-Force owe me at least one wish and so I want you to use that wish to do what you truly desire." Link said with a look of love.
"You'd let me use your single wish?" said Saria with even more admiration for this man she loved.
"Of course Saria. Besides, from the way I have to keep saving the world all the time I'm bound to earn another few brownie points with the almighty deities" Link grinned.
"Well then…… Almighty creators of Hyrule, the Hero of Time has bestowed upon me a wish that was granted to him as favour for saving the world. As such I wish that I could be a mortal and grow up, so I can be with him for as long as we both live. I beg of you to grant this one wish, which houses my biggest desire."
Up In the Heavens (beam me up Scotty)
"Yo Din, Nayru we got a wish coming through" said the creative Farore as she looked down at her latest email.
"Delete it, we don't need to give people wishes unless they truly deserve it" said the fiery Din with a sneer.
"Din has a point there though it is rather crude" said the thoughtful Nayru.
"Yeah that would be the case except this one is the wish granted to the Hero of Time" replied Farore.
"When did we give him a wish?" said Din.
"It was last Christmas at the, 'Hero of Time Saved Our World' party. Me and Farore decided that he deserved a reward.
"How did I decide to grant a wish? You needed my authorization as well" said Din.
"As I recall, you were drunk on bomb flower juice imported from Death Mountain" Farore curtly replied.
"Fine then. Let's just give the mortal the wish" fumed Din.
With that the three golden goddesses raised their hands and a golden beam of light speared down towards Saria, lighting the area with a brief flash of gold (What? They aren't called golden goddesses for nothing).
Back in the Forest
As the golden glow disappeared Link was finally able to uncover his eyes. What he saw was Saria in the body of what would be considered a 13 year old Hylian. Her green hair was slightly longer now, her womanly features starting to come out, and her dress was now slightly too small (fihedvowvegno… anyone got some sticky tape to hold up this blasted jaw of mine).
"How do I look?" said Saria as she looked straight back at the gaping Link.
"……… Saria you look even more beautiful than ever. Of course you were beautiful then but we were just younger children and…." Link started.
"Shush" said Saria putting a finger on his lips. This was quickly replaced by her lips again. Links arms went around Saria's waist while her arms encircled his neck.
In some nearby bushes was a butterfly net, a roll of masking tape, one very happy author, a sleeping male fairy, and a female fairy with masking tape around her mouth and wings.
"Awwww isn't that sweet there Navi and Leo?"
"Mmmmmmmppppppphhhhhhh….. *Translate:Hey let me free*……… Mmpphh *Translate: LISTEN!!!!*"
"……… *snore*………"
"Glad to see you agree with me"
Well there's not all that much left to say about this night. Saria and Link kissed each other for a bit more before heading off to their respective houses to sleep with only each other in their thoughts and dreams (Aint I a sucker for romance?) Zelda, Ruto and Malon all went back to their homes after waking up and decided that they would put out death warrants for monkeys the next morning. My four iced coffees arrived and now I'm down to two.
I let Leo keep sleeping and then released Navi who suddenly flew off somewhere and I don't know where she is but I know she'll try and get me. That's why I'll be on full alert *eyes start darting around in suspicious manner* and she'll never get me………*WHACK*, *BAM*, *SPLAT*, *BZZZZTT*, *POKE*, *CRUNCH*……… The agony *thump*
In order of appearance:
*WHACK* - Baseball Bat
*BAM* - Cricket Bat
*SPLAT* - Massive Water Bomb
*BZZZZTT* - Electric Cattle Prod
*POKE* - The Dreaded Pitchfork
*CRUNCH* - You don't want to know and personally I'd rather forget.
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Well there we are. I hope you enjoyed this. Remember to review and send me cookies and iced coffee's. See what happens when you review my story...... you get put in the story as a guest star (YAY!!).
