"DanielJackson, you owe me 50$."
"They are again under an alien influence?! This is…what…the seventh time this year?"
"It's the eighth time. You owe me 400$ in total and I suggest that we separate them before things get hotter," Teal'c replied moving towards his two teammates who were making out near the campfire.
It's not cheating, he contemplated, if during peaceful missions like this one he merely suggests to the local leader that his two friends need something to weaken their inhibitions. All the sexual tension between MajorCarter and ColonelO'Neill is unhealthy both for them and the team. The fact that he get money from DanielJackson is just a bonus.
Yes, he thought, sometimes a touch of alien influence is just a blessing.
