FURRIES AND DARK LORDS ON MARIO KART
Chapter 9: Wario Stadium
"We begin the Star Cup with Wario Stadium!" said Mario.
"Wait!" came a voice.
Tatanga, Wart, Smithy, the Shadow Queen (in her out-of-battle form except not possessing Peach), Cackletta, Princess Shroob, Elder Princess Shroob, Fawful, Dark Bowser, and Dimentio all appeared.
"We'll be Team Dimentio," said Dimentio.
"No, we are the Team Fawful!" said Fawful.
They did rock-paper-scissors. "Scissors cuts the paper," said Fawful.
Giovanni, Myotismon, Frieza, Wiseman, Bakura, and Moo appeared. "We will enter as Team Frieza!" said Frieza.
"We said I would be the king!" said Myotismon.
"I want to be ruler!" said Bakura.
"A ha ha ha ha!" said Moo.
"This bickering is pointless!" said Wiseman. "Let's just call it Team Frieza for now."
Bowser, Donkey Kong, and Wario appeared. "We will enter as Team Bowser!" said Bowser.
"Fine by me!" said DK and Wario.
Superman and Spiderman appeared. "Batman, if you would like to go over to our team, we can set Team Furry as allies so they don't become a target of our weapons," said Superman.
"OK," said Batman. "I'll go over to Team Superman."
Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees, Michael Myers, Pinhead, Chucky, Leatherface, and Evil Ash appeared. "We're entering as Team Freddy!" said Freddy.
"I want it to be Team Chucky!" said Chucky.
"Freddy suggested the race, so we will name the team after him," said Pinhead.
"Evil Ash isn't the Evil Dead icon!" said Ash Williams. "I am! I'll join Team Furry, even though I'm not a furry."
"Batman was on our team last race," said Fox. "Welcome to the team, Ash."
"We've got a total of 9 teams now," said Mario. "I'll change the rules a bit. First place gets 10 points. Second gets 8, third gets 6, fourth gets 5, fifth gets 4, sixth gets 3, seventh gets 2, eighth gets 1, and ninth gets none."
The teams lined up.
"Begin!" said Mario.
They raced across Wario Stadium. It was chaos that was only to be expected in Wario Stadium.
"Waa waa waa!" said Wario.
Batman shot a green shell at him, taking off his first balloon. "You sound like the Penguin."
Blaze and Burnevere got near last to try and take out more enemies and get better items.
Tails and Vader were in the lead as usual, and Tails got a fake item box. As they got to a big jump, Tails planted the fake item box in midair. Voldemort avoided it, but Wormtongue was not as lucky. He hit the item box, lost his first balloon, and fell, so that he had to get to the jump all over again.
Blaze raced alongside Bakura and breathed fire at him, taking off his first balloon.
Burnevere got a thunderbolt. He looked on the map, and as many of the enemies got near the jump, he activated the thunderbolt.
It struck all but Team Furry and Team Superman, shrinking them but not taking off any balloons. Most of them fell at the jump. Jason, Shagrat, Michael, Goyle, Sauron, Wario, Rune, Boba, Moo, Wormtail, and Grishnakh all got run over. They were flattened, and when they regained their size they all lost a balloon. Rune, who was run over by Lucario, lost his last balloon as a result, and was destroyed.
Ash shot a Bowser shell ahead when he was sure there were no furries near. It hit Tatanga, Wart, and Dimentio, taking away one balloon each. Wart was destroyed.
Palpatine shot fireballs ahead. They hit DK, Giovanni, Krystal, Princess Shroob, and Superman. As Grishnakh rode past him, Palpatine zapped him with lightning. Grishnakh lost his last balloon, and was destroyed.
"Crucio! Crucio! Crucio!" Barty Crouch Jr.'s spells hit Bowser, Dark Bowser, and Chucky, causing them agonizing pain. "Avada Kedavra!" Despite having two balloons left, Chucky lost both at once, and was destroyed.
Superman shot an eye laser at Princess Shroob. She threw an energy ball at him. They both lost their second balloon. Then, Bakura smashed into them with a Chain Chomp, destroying them both.
"NO! SUPERMAN!" said Spiderman.
"I shall use my Millennium Ring to trap someone else in the Shadow Realm," said Bakura. "Maybe the next one who gets near…"
"Furry vengeance!" said Renamon. She shot a Diamond Storm at Bakura, taking off his final balloon, and he was destroyed.
Saruman planted an item box in midair at the jump on the third lap. Barty was riding alongside Dark Bowser, having taken off Bowser's first balloon with Everte Statum. He raised his wand and said "Avada…" but before he could finish, he hit Saruman's item box, lost his last balloon, and was destroyed.
Frieza shot an energy ball that caused an explosion so powerful, Lucius Malfoy was destroyed instantly despite still having all three balloons.
"You'll pay for that!" said Draco Malfoy.
Tails reached the finish line first, Vader second, and Voldemort third. Out of anyone from other teams, Dimentio was fourth, Batman was fifth, Myotismon was sixth, Freddy was seventh, Bowser was eighth, and Saruman was last (as he had slipped on a banana shortly after the jump, allowing Bowser to get ahead of him).
SCORE:
Team Furry: 90
Team Palpatine: 50
Team Sauron: 0
Team Voldemort: 33
Team Fawful: 5
Team Frieza: 3
Team Freddy: 2
Team Superman: 4
Team Bowser: 1
Introducing:
All members of Team Fawful and Team Bowser are from various Mario games. Freddy is from Nightmare on Elm Street, Jason from Friday the 13th, Michael from Halloween, Pinhead from Hellraiser, Chucky from Child's Play, Leatherface from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Ash and Evil Ash from Evil Dead, Giovanni from Pokemon, Myotismon from Digimon, Frieza from Dragonball Z, Wiseman from Sailor Moon R, Bakura from Yu-Gi-Oh!, and Moo from Monster Rancher. Superman and Spiderman… well, it should be obvious
