Moona: I'm back!! thnx for the review TenderRose!
Naruto: about time!! *tries to read ahead*
Moona: -hits Naruto's head- NO! you have to wait!
Naruto: -pouts- fine!
Sasuke: you guys done?
Sakura: Sasu-cakes!!
Sasuke: Sasu…cakes? What the hell Sakura?! What's up with the gay nickname?!
Sakura: I said it cuz you ARE gay!!
Moona/Naruto: Buwhahahahahahaha!! Sasuke just OWNED!! PWNED!! By SAKURA!! A GIRL!!
Sasuke: Fuck you…Moona owns nothing…I'm happy she doen't…
Moona: enjoy!! Sasuke!! Get back here! –chases Sasuke with duck tape-
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The New Girl – you know they make differences and changes…like people. Sakura? Most definitely…-smirks-
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$*~Sakura's POV~*$
Sex slave?! You've got to be kidding me! Wtf?! WTF?!
All the guys kinda passed out, so I decided to call Ino-pig.
"Hello?" a voice asked, sleepily.
"INO-PIG! YOU HAVE TO HELP ME!" I screamed in the phone happily.
"Sakura?! SAKURA!! What do you need help with?!" Ino asked concerned.
"The guys passed out from too much beer…and…well I need help getting them back and I the car. Help?" I said to Ino.
"Sure! We're all coming! Don't worry Sakura!" Ino said.
"Thanks so, so, so, sooooooo much!!" I said. She's a life-saver!!
"No problem!! Bye!" Ino yelled happily from the other line.
"Bye Bye~!!" I said back, and then closed my Black 'Razor'.
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5 minutes later
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I saw a blue Mary Su (sp? car?) park, and four girls come out.
"Sakura!" they screamed.
"Ino! Temari! Hinata! Tenten!!" I yelled hugging them.
"Where are they?" Ino asked.
I pointed behind me.
Ino's and the girl's jaws dropped.
"I know…they're fucking stoned." I said.
"No shit…" Temari said wide-eyed.
"Let's get these fucktards in the car." Tenten said, stealing my word.
"You stole my word…" I said pouting.
"Cry me a fucking river…" Tenten said.
"Bitchy panda." I said.
"DO NOT INSULT PANDA LORD!" Tenten shouted.
"Then don't insult ANIME BITCH!!" I yelled back.
"Retards…" Temari said.
"No! you're retarded Temari-nee-chan!" I said.
"Yea…and the Devil wears Prada." Temari said sarcastically.
"She does." I said matter-of-factly pointing to Ino.
"Oh, yeah." Temari said in defeat.
"C'mon, let's get the guys in the car, girls." Hinata said finally speaking up.
"Yea." Ino said.
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After putting the guys in the car
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"Done!" Ino chirped happily.
"Not quite…" I said, making Ino frown.
"What now?!" Ino asked angry.
"We have to get them in their dorm retard." Tenten said for me.
"Ew." Ino said making her nose scrunch up in disgust.
"Yea…let's go." Hinata said.
"Yeah…Sakura?" Temari asked.
"Yea?" I asked Temari confused.
"Who's driving?" she asked…my time to smirk.
"Me." I said grinning evily.
"Uh-oh…" Tenten said.
"Ready?" I asked still smirking/grinning.
"I'll buy some flowers for the day that you are buried." Tenten said.
"Sure, sure." I said speeding off.
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At the boys dorm room
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"Sigh…finally!" Ino said.
"Let's go!!" Tenten whisper yelled.
"Yea! Like…now!" Temari whisper yelled back, dropping the guys on the floor.
"Let's go! They might wake up and steal Sakura again!" Hinata whisper yelled like the rest of us.
"Ready?" Ino asked whispering.
"Ready, set, GO!!" I yelled in a whisper voice running for the door.
We all ran out, and ran to our dorm room.
"Pant, pant, pant…let's…get…dressed…for bed." Ino said.
"Yea." Tenten said.
We all started changing. I changed into a red and black shirt that said 'I DARE You Wake Me Up', black short shorts that stopped in the middle thigh, I let my short hair down like always, and I put on black knee high socks.
"Wow…scary." Tenten said pointing at my shirt.
"Yea." I said staring at Tenten. She was wearing a overly large, plain, brown T-shirt, brown pajama pants, and white socks. Oddly enough…she kept her 2 buns up.
"Night!" Ino chirped sleepily. She was wearing her hair down, a purple tank top, purple short shorts like mine, and purple ankle socks.
"Good night everyone." Hinata said closing her lavender eyes. She was wearing a purple nightgown with blue butterflies, and no socks. She also kept her hair down.
"Ugh…shut up with the good nights." Temari said going to sleep. She was wearing a green shirt that says 'Let Me Sleep!!', black sweat pants, and no socks.
"PANDA LORD SAYS: GO TO SLEEP!" Tenten shouted.
I closed my eyes wondering…
'What's going to happen tomorrow?'
Moona: done! I kno…its short!
Naruto: -whines- Too short!!
Sasuke: …
Sakura: …….no comment
