The Seventh Adventure Of Larry The Imaginary Plastic Bag- Quest For A Nickname

"I want a nickname." Joker stated to me.

"Why?"

"Because you gave Jareth a nickname. I want one too."

"But your name is a nickname."

"I want another."

"Alright then."

"Well?"

"I'm thinking."

"Hurry it up."

"How about Chuckles?" a random goblin asked.

"Hey you!" The Joker points to that same goblin, "What is a vampires favorite fruit?"

"I don't know." Said the goblin trembling. He knows what will happen next.

"A nectarine."

The random goblin that called the Joker, Chuckles, fell over dead.

"I told you that your jokes always end with someone dying." I pointed out.

"Yes. Now I can use it against the world. Mwa hahahahahahaha!"

"Alrighty then. Back on topic. How about Greeny?"

"No."

"Croak?"

"Where'd you get that from?"

"I don't know."

"It was just so random."

"How about Boom?"

"Why Boom?"

"Well you seem to like to blow things up."

"No."

"How about Maverick?"

"Definitely not."

"Fine then," I said, "What about Negative?"

"Why that?"

"Because the opposite of positive is negative. Positive representing life and negative representing anti-life. Also, you said no to all of the above suggestions." I expained.

"Nope. It makes sense but nope."

"Alright then Prince."

"Hey! I kind of like the sound of that."

"Too bad it's already taken. Hahaha!"

"Oh."

"Purple Rain!"

"No!"

"Why do you wear purple?"

"I love purple."

"Okay."

"So what nickname are you going to give me?"

"What about Diogenes?"

"Er."

"Wait! Before you say no, let me explain why you should be nicknamed Diogenes."

"Er. Okay."

"He is a character in the Pendergast novels I read. He is Aloysius Pendergasts' brother. He was an evil genius who was also insane."

"No thank you."

"Aww man."

"Sorry."

"Whatever Smiley."

"Don't make me tell you a joke." He threatened.

"Hahahaha!" I laughed. "Rockin' Socks!"

"What?!"

"Your socks rock. So now I am going to call you Rockin' Socks."

"That has to be the most idiotic nickname ever."

"It beats Chuckles."

"No it doesn't."

"Fine. What about Ziggy?"

"I'm even going to ask."

"Nazz."

"Hmm…Nazz." The Joker thought. "Naa."

"Rekoj."

"Hey! I like it."

"Good. It's just your name backwards. It sounds like wreckage."

"I like it." The newly nicknamed Joker said.

"Alright then, I dub thee Rekoj." A sword magically appears in my hand and I dub him.

"Can I keep the sword?" Rekoj asks me.

"Nope." I reply. "Oh and I will periodically call you all of the nicknames that you turned down. Mwa hahahaha!"