Loli: Rawr *stare*
Tsuna: Rawr *stare*
Hayato: What the hell are they doing?
Takeshi: Ma~ Ma~ They look like they are having fun.
Hayato: Fun my ass! They are just staring at each other going 'rawr'. See watch.
Loli: Rawr *stare*
Tsuna: Rawr *stare*
Bel: Prince is bored.
Fran: Your always bored, fake prince.
Bel: *Stabs* Ushishishi~ I am not fake.
Fran: Bel-sempai, that hurt.
Hayato: *Raises eyebrow* Sure doesn't sound like it hurt.
Takeshi: Maa~
Tsuna: *Blink*
Loli: HELL YEAH! *Does victory dance*
Tsuna: Awww. I lost. *Pouts*
Takeshi: What exactly where you doing, Tsuna.
Tsuna: Oh, I made a bet with Loli, so we played this game.
Takeshi: What bet was that?
Loli: *Glomps Tsuna* A bet where he has to be my witty comment partner for the chapter. And a few other bonuses. *Snicker*
Tsuna: HIIIII! Don't you dare tell them Loli!
Loli: Fine, just so you know I will see those bonuses by the time this Ch. Is over.
Tsuna: Okay.
Hayato: Wait a minute. That's it? No amazing bet or punishment for losing? What the frick!
Loli: What? Tsuna turned down playing strip poker with me and Death. This was the only other game I could think of!
Hayato: How the HELL do you get from strip poker with Death to a stupid staring contest?
Tsuna: Let's just say confined places are NOT the best place to think.
Loli: *smirks*Especially when you are tied together.
Hayato: Yes, Tenth!
Takeshi: Wait, why were you guys doing tied up?
Loli: *Giggles* Shall we say I 'accidently' got me and Tsuna kidnapped and shoved in a closet, a few days ago.
Hayato: Then how in the world did you get out and keep a staring contest go on for so long?
Tsuna: Oh, that was easy. We stared at each other while Loli untied the rope. Then she beat the shit out of them and we left. Later on we added the 'rawr'.
Fran: Why?
Loli: Because I got bored.
Fran: Okay.
Loli: ON to the dares! The first dare is from Mearemoi.
Mearemoi
:3 Early update yay~ (since you usually update on Saturdays)
LOL I. Love. You.~~~ and thanks for using my dare again!
I dare you, yes you Loli :D, and the Vongola members (Tsuna, Gokudera, etc.) to play football with a tennis ball, on a baseball field, with volleyball net in the middle of it.
. . .That's probably confusing right? XD There's not much of an easier way to explain it…
Byebye~~
Everyone teleported to baseball field.
Everyone: . . .What?
Loli: *cackling* Yes, I get to play! Whoop!
Tsuna: Loli, do you know how to play?
Loli: Nope.
Everyone: *Anime fall*
Tsuna: Loli, we can't play if we don't know how.
Loli: Sure we can, Tsu-chan, it's called improvisation. It's been working wonders for me since chapter one.
Hayato: The hell it is. I am going to set up the volleyball net. *Picks up pole*
Loli: Watch closely Tsuna, and never doubt the power of improvisation, or as I like to call, witty comments. *Looks to Hayato* Hey, that pole's supposed be shoved up your ass, not used for the net. *Turns to Tsuna* See.
Hayato: The HELL!
Tsuna: *Giggling* That was funny.
Loli: *Laughing* Told you so.
Hayato: *Picks up other pole*
Tsuna: Hey, Loli, they should be done soon.
Loli: *Checks progress* Yeah I suppose.
Tsuna: *Eyes glinting* Do you want to start playing?
Loli: *Smirks evily* Yep.
So our little Tuna fish and Loli go and stand on the pitcher's mound with baskets full of Tennis balls. Loli throws one to Takeshi and screeches out, "We playing catch! Throw it at somebody!" Which he does and it hits Gokudera. Loli and Tsuna are throwing the tennis balls at everyone, laughing maniacally. So the game goes as follows. Loli and Tsuna dominate, while everyone else sucks.
Teleports back to base.
Loli: Best game evar!
Tsuna: Yep!
Hayato: NO, not the best game ever, some of us were seriously injured!
Tsuna: I care. . .why?
Everyone: . . . *Speechless*
Loli: Nice. *Highfives Tsuna* Okay next dare!
Tsuna: Our next dare is from OmnomnomChomp.
OmnomnomChomp
… You called xD
._. A..FEW CASUALTIES? WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THE CAST OF KHR?
Mukuro's not in a coma, is he? Pssh. . .of course not~ He's Mukuro! (And he's stalking my brain~)
Changing outfits isn't too creative (but it can be done quickly. . .)
BTW, Mearemoi. . .YOU ARE SO AWESOME FOR ASKING FOR A MUKURO DARE~ *ahem* . ..LOL APPLE. Sticking his hand into another dimension…? Isn't that Byakuran's job? …I do NOT want to know about the worm!
…Wow. Just…wow, Loli. *shakes head at Tsuna's nosebleed*
For some reason Yammamoto as a rock makes me think of this – (._.) I find it cute…?
You know we live in the fangirl dimension, Loli. Don't deny it.
Hahaha~ Of course Xanxus would go for a ride with Squalo~ What did you expect?
Can't think of a dare this time… so just let Mukuro do some rampaging~ (Wait. That's Godzilla)
I just wanted to say, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! (no homo) :D I LOVE THIS FANFIC SO MUCH~ I AM ADDICTED TO IT~ Now, if you'll excuse me. . .I have an alcoholic bastard to stangle and trident. Say hello to Mukuro~
Loli: You know, I though Yamamoto would look like that too. And yes we DO live in the fangirl dimension. That is why I just stuck a bunch of Mukuro fangirls at the other end of the 'supposed' wormhole into a 'different' dimension.
Hayato: So Mukuro just has to go and stab stuff with his trident and just pretty much destroy everything?
Tsuna: That depends on. . .
Loli: . . .how you take 'rampage'. *Highfives and giggles with Tsuna*
Takeshi: Well how are you supposed to take it?
Loli: That depends on Mukuro.
Mukuro: I feel like venting.
Tsuna: Venting what? Sexual frustration?
Everyone: . . .What!
Loli: HaHahaHahaHah. . .oh god. .. hahaHah. . .that's… hilarious.. .hahaHaHah! One bonus down!
Tsuna: Thank you.
Mukuro: Oya, oya, its seems Tsunayoshi wishes to be possessed quicker that I thought?
Everyone: *Watches*
Tsuna: *Rolls eyes* Please that sexual innuendo is so old. Seriously, your supposed to be more perverted. Can't you come up with something better?
Mukuro: Excuse me, I must go and stabs something. *Walks off*
Loli: Best thing I ever saw.
Tsuna: Thanx!
Mukuro rampages for 2 hours.
Loli: Man, you seriously pissed him off.
Tsuna: That was one of those stupid bonuses that you won. So be happy, because I am never doing that again.
Loli: I know, yet so worth it.
Mukuro: *Walks back in* I am back.
Tsuna: *Looks at Mukuro* No shit, Sherlock.
Everyone: *Stares*
Loli: You just said you wouldn't do it again.
Tsuna: Okay, let me rephrase. I won't do it after this chapter is over. I still have to do the witty comment thing with you, soo~ Yeah.
Loli: I am so loving it.
Tsuna: Anyway, our last dares are from MadameRed.
MadameRed
Saturday afternoon, 2:00 PM.
The sound of MadameRed laughing her ass off to the fanfic: KHR D Or D. The sight of water being spit out abruptably from her mouth, cup vibrating due to her shivering hand.
Basically, I love this chapter, especially how no one really cared about Haru and Kyokyo's kiss (like no nosebleeds) and how you just went on XD
Roosters may not be able to fart gas, BUT THEY SURE CAN FART RAINBOWS. This proves it. LOLOLOL.
And Thank you! Though, as much as you and I may love my brain, it's taking an uber break.
As of tomorrow.
Anyway, ON TO THE DARES!
So my inventive and imaginative brain has recently love to read 6927. So here's a 6927 dare!
I dare Muku-chan to pour extremely sticky honey AND/or –cough cough-and-cough cough- butter onto Tsuna-chan and lick it all up. Moan all you want Tuna-kun 3 Yes, Tsuna-chan is naked and I got this idea from Rush Hour 3 :D AND IF HE WANTS, Hayato can help too~ -insert sinester grin-
Hmm, NEXT DARE!
So, I feel evil today. . .because of a CERTAIN SQURRIEL.
Anyway, I dare Kyou-chan to be raped by TYL!Reborn, then only to be wrapped in lacy, pink ribbon that only covers his many parts (as he is naked) and sent to Seme!Tsu-chan. We all know what happens next. Hayato-chan rapes him! And then he's done for now.
Finally, I swear I need to put three dare on everytime, for Takeshi to switch his personality with Hayato. So Tak-kun would be the swearing, badass bomber and Hayato would still be the magical rooster who farts out rainbows!
And now, I fell like running outside and screaming "YOU WANT TO STAY AT THE…Y…M…C…A!".
I ask if you like to join me.
Thank you, and I give Tsuna a free speedo! It's for seducing. Use it well my little Tuna-fishie. Use it well.
Loli: I like honey! I just always associate honey with Tsuna, though. I wonder why?
Tsuna: Maybe because my eyes are a type of honey color.
Loli: Yep! That must be it. *Turns to Mukuro* Do that in another room.
Mukuro: Of course. *Drags Tsuna away*
Loli: I would send Hayato, but he fainted by just hearing what the dare was, what a wuss. *Thinks* I wonder what flavor honey? *Licks lips and runs off with video camera*
Chrome: Since it seems we lost her. We should start the next dare. TYLreborn and Hibari, please go to a different room. Then just put Hibari in the same room as Tsuna. I'll drag Hayato there. *Drags*
TYLreborn: Very well. *Walks away*
Hibari: Hn. *Follows*
Three traumatizing hours later for people who could hear.
Loli: *Blood dripping from nose* HAWT.
Tsuna: I know.
Mukuro: It was surprisingly tasty.
Tsuna: Duh, this is me we are talking about.
Loli: *Wipes blood with shirt* Okay, next! Takeshi! Act like Hayato while I turn him into a rooster!
Takeshi: Fine, you bitch.
Loli: Nice. *shoots Hayato so he turns into rooster*
Takeshi: Can we just end this fucking show?
Tsuna: I suppose.
Loli: Yeah, whatever. Bye guys! *Waves*
Tsuna: *waves*
