Chapter 9: Best Damn Sports Show Period
September 20, 2007
Chris Rose: Welcome back to the show. Our next guest has been on our show twice. She is the current WWE Women's Champion in her second reign and she's making her movie debut in "Undercover Cheerleader." Check it out.
(Veronica, disguised as a dancer dressed as a genie with a purple underwire bra, aqua green harem pants, belt chain, purple sleeves, and purple veil covering her face and a blonde wig, runs back into a guy's room at the fraternity house and closes the door and is panting.)
Veronica (Delancey): Okay, I got what I need now to show the dean that I'm telling the truth. Now I got to get outta here.
(Veronica puts her digital camera back in her bag quickly as a frat guy steps inside the room and closes the door)
Frat guy: Leaving so soon?
Veronica (In a southern voice): Uh, yeah, I got another gig downtown.
Frat guy: Hold on, I thought you and I could have a private dance on our own.
Veronica: Sorry, I really got to get going.
(Then the frat guy starts walking closer to Veronica)
Frat guy: Come on, just one dance.
Veronica (Shaking her head): No.
Frat guy: Come on, I won't hurt you. Just one little dance.
(Then Veronica kicks the frat guy in the groin and elbows him in the back of the head.)
Veronica (In a normal voice): When are you jerks gonna learn that no means no?
Chris Rose: Ladies and gentlemen, Delancey Scott.
Delancey comes out wearing a white tie-behind halter top with ruched and jewel accented satin trim neckline, denim jeans, and her hair curled and has the WWE Women's Championship Title belt over her left shoulder. Rob Dibble, Rodney Peete, John Salley, and Chris Rose greeted Delancey with a hug and a kiss. As everyone sat down, the audience was still applauding.
John Salley: Look at you, you're the WWE Women's Champion.
Delancey: Yes, I am, thank you very much.
Chris Rose: And you won that recently at a pay-per-view event, is that correct?
Delancey: Yes, I won a Women's Battle Royal at Summerslam to become the number one contender for the Women's Championship and three weeks later, I beat Candice Michelle to capture the title.
Rob Dibble: You beat the Go-Daddy girl to become the Women's Champion?
Delancey: Yeah, Candice has improved a lot in the last year and she proved to everybody that Divas aren't just eye candy and they can be good wrestlers as the men. She really has stepped up and gained my respect and I'll bet that more women like her will step up to the plate and gain my respect as well. This match was great and she did her best. I don't wanna offend her but if she wants a rematch, all she has to do is step in the ring with me.
Chris Rose: Yeah, we'll probably see that again.
Rodney Peete: Now, Delancey, John Cena and Nicole Mitchell both had music albums and you're next in line. So what's your album gonna sound like?
Delancey: This album is a mixture of dance, pop, and rock. I've written a few songs on this album, I have two Spanish songs because of my Mexican heritage, and I also have a duet with Nicole Mitchell as well. The album will come out in early January 2008 and mostly the songs are about what I've been through in my life and ex-boyfriends. So...
John Salley: So maybe one of your songs talk about how much of a loser your ex-boyfriend was?
Delancey: Oh, yeah, I've had a lot of loser boyfriends in my life.
Then the audience laughed.
Chris Rose: And you play guitar, right?
Delancey: Yeah, I play both acoustic and electric and I started at age five. I started bringing my guitar on the road last year and I've been writing songs. You might hear some guitar playing in my debut album.
John Salley: Well, speaking of music, we have a clip of your music video from your movie that made its world premiere on Monday Night RAW, so let's check it out.
They showed the clip of the music video "How Do I Feel?" and the audience applauded.
Chris Rose: Very nice.
Rob Dibble: Now, Delancey, your movie "Undercover Cheerleader" comes out this Friday and the one thing that seems noticeable is you under different disguises. I mean, how did that feel to you?
Delancey: It was so weird from what I wear in the wrestling ring but at the same time, it was fun and I didn't complain.
Rodney Peete: Did you go under any prosthetics to get into any disguises?
Delancey: Yeah, I did and it was only once and it hurt like hell. It did and another thing that was bothering me was that when I was dressed a janitor, I had a mustache and it was itching me. It wasn't tickling me, it was just itching me. I couldn't get through my lines because of that mustache and I had to take it off. And I was told that mustache was used a lot and they had to get another.
Rodney Peete: Wow, did you wear any wigs that were itching you?
Delancey: Only one, but it didn't bother me too much.
Chris Rose: Well, aside from winning the Women's Championship and having a movie coming out, you got engaged, didn't you?
Delancey: Yes, I did.
Then the audience applauded and cheered.
Delancey: I'm engaged to Bobby Lashley who's out on injury for the next three months and I'm pretty happy about it.
Rob Dibble: Well, you should be happy about it and rumor has it that you invited Donald Trump to the wedding.
Delancey: The rumor is true. He's invited to the wedding.
Rodney Peete: Do you keep in contact with him?
Delancey: Sometimes, he's pretty busy, but we do keep in contact. And hey, he was the one who chose my fiancé to be his representative at Wrestlemania for the Battle of the Billionaires and got my boss' head shaved bald and also hooked me up with a record deal.
John Salley: And speaking of Vince McMahon, he has an illegitimate son who's a midget named Hornswoggle?
Then the audience laughed.
Delancey: Yeah, that was a surprise. I actually thought it was either Mr. Kennedy, who put my fiancé out of action for four months, the Great Khali who's like seven feet tall, or Triple H and all hell would've broken loose. But when everyone found out it was Hornswoggle, we were all laughing and now he's a thorn at Vince McMahon's side.
Chris Rose: Well, I'm looking forward to what happens in the next few weeks. Delancey, congratulations on all your success and everyone, go see "Undercover Cheerleader" this Friday and Delancey on Monday Night RAW at 9:00pm on the USA Network. Delancey Scott, everybody.
Then the audience applauded.
