35 things People make fun of about Twilight (the book and movie).

Author's Note: Bell has decided to help me continue this. Hope you enjoy it!

Hi, this is the oh-so-famous Bell, i have just had a very shocking realization, no one ever picks on Jasper! Can someone please tell me why? ( And yes I do know he's perfect, but there has got to be more to it than that, so tell me what YOU think.....please?!)

Back to me: Beauty, Brains, and a tragic past, what more could you want in a dream-beau? You have to love him!

This is me. This is The Bell.

1. Edward watching Bella sleep.

2. Edward stalking Bella (ALL THE TIME!!!!)

3. Bella having no personality (what-so-ever!)

4. Alice's shopping addiction (It's not that bad, people!)

4. Edward being described as the perfect guy (well, he might be, I'm not sure. I know some other cute Vamps!)

5. Rosalie's Vanity ( Again, IT'S NOT THAT BAD, PEOPLE!!)

6. They think Alice and Rosalie are sluts (read the books! They are so not that skanky!)

7. They make Jacob WAYY more Bella-obsessed than he actually is ( Why can't you just be Bell-obsessed! that would be so much better!)

8. The fact that Edward is about a hundred years OLDER than Bella (who does he think he is?! Date someone your own age!)

9. That the Cullens' are criminals. ( Come on, think about it, Grand Theft Auto, Kidnapping, Hostage situations, Several Accounts of murder, Forgeries, to name a few.)

10. The whole sparkling thing (see our story, "Fairies in Edward's Meadow").

11. In the movie, Bella is a mouth breather. ( Breathe in, breathe out, breath in, breathe ou- OH damn, you have bad breathe.)

12. Tanya. Don't get me started. I mean, really, she's only in BOOK FOUR! She barely says ten sentences through the whole thing! Give her a break, or I'll give you a piece of my mind!

13. Edward's obsession with watching Bella eat. ( Okay I may think Edward is a pansy-man, no offense, but he is not that bad.)

14. People on FanFiction (You know who you are) who over-dramatize the Cullens'. You take an ounce of truth, and make it really weird. Oh My Carlisle! She stole a yacht! We did that! Bell, are we hypocrites?

15. Yes we are Tricia, yes we are. People who make Carlisle a sex god. ( Or is that just me and my friends...?)

16. (Sadly, it's not just you.) Okay! I give up! I'm using one from the Movie now! Go ahead and gloat it up, Bell! People almost always make fun of Ed's and Bella's first kiss. I mean, talk about Eager Beaver!

17. People who obsess over twilight! ( Me being one of the ones who make fun of twilighters.)

18. And I make fun of people who pretend their not in love with Edward, but really are. (Again, You Know Who You Are.)

19. People who screamed during the first time they saw the movie, like when We went to buy tickets, there was a girl who screamed in the parking lot....oh wait, that was you, Tricia!

20. And I'm not shamed-faced to admit it! I jumped up and down, too! oh, wait, maybe I should get back on task? People who thought the Mercedes Guardian was a real car. Really, they really did. I'm not joking.

21. People who are obsessed with twilight, but make fun of it anyway. ( Yes you, Tricia!)

22. (Yeah, well you watched it with me SIX TIMES! Four of which were in theaters.) People who think the cover of New Moon means something (ever heard of a little thing called ""?).

23. ( The first time was a life and death situation, for you anyway, and all the other times were because nothing else was playing, and I got to make fun of it, Cheesy-Bella-Stalker.) People who leave their numbers on the hoods of random shiny silver volvos. (Idiots!)

24. (Right, didn't that happen to your friends mom?) People who listen to Linkin Park just because Edward does (why? why? why? they were just as good before the Twilight phenomion).

25. People who listen to music that was in the movie, because it was in the movie. ( Yes that did happen to my friends mom, still does.)

26. Guys who bought Volvos' to pick up girls (they think because it works for Edward, it will work for them. DumDums! He's EDWARD FREAKING CULLEN!)

27. Esme's mothering! ( Come on people, you guys make her seem obsessed!)

28. Everyone makes fun of Edward's hair. (Hell, the boy can't do anything right! They make fun of everything he does!)

29. Emmett's lack of hair in the movie. ( WE know it's funny, but come on people!)

30. (Really , Bell. He's practically bald!) "The Lion and the Lamb" line. It is so over-used! It was getting old before the movie and now it's gone stale!

31. Over-use of the word "dog" to describe Jacob.... Books, Movie, FanFiction, lay off People!

32. Just so Y'all know, that was partially directed at me. The fact that the Cullens' house can turn into a James-Bond-Like safe house at the drop of a hat. I mean, come on! Their Vampires! What could that protect them from that they themselves can't!

33. Bella in New Moon, 'Nuff said.

34. The Meadow Scene, need I say more?

35. The "my brand of Heroin" line....I have nothing more to say on this topic.

Author's Notes:

Bell: Well that was fun.... By the way, you can hate me all you want, but Tricia would have never touched this again. And yes, I know I'm a Bitch.

Tricia: And she's proud of it, too! We were talking, and this came up. So, we did another list. Hope you liked it, if you don't, I don't care. BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!