Hi peoples! This is the next installment in Birthday Wish Gone Wrong!
I am very proud and happy to present Chapter 9, Deidara's Suicide!
I woke up rather early the next day, wich was good, I need to prepare for Deidara's scarring.
I grabbed a bunch of bubble gum. (A/N your curious now aren't you?)
I ran down the hallway to Deidara's and Sasori's room and opened the door.
"Deidara-senpai, are you awake?"
Nothing.
I took in a a deep breath "DEIDARA-SENPAI!!! WAKE UP!!"
Deidara's hand came and hit me in the face and started to poke my nose.
"Deidara-senpai," I whispered, "What are you doing?"
"Trying to hit the snooze button, hn."
I pulled him up, he was in his boxers, which were pink and printed with explosions, the words "BANG" and "ART".
"What do you want, hmmm?" he moaned.
"I want you to eat bubblegum."
"Whaaa-?"
I pulled him into the kitchen.
"Deidara eat this!"
I shoved caffinated bubblegum in one of his mouths.
"Hey, what is this stuff? It's GREAT, un!!"
I smiled, "can you make it blow up?"
"Yeah, un!"
I ran and hid behind the couch.
There was a loud bang.
I looked, Deidara was completely black and his eyes were wide like this O_o.
I smiled, that worked perfect. I got Deidara addicted to caffinated and explosive gum.
Later that night, I plotted the next scarring of the Akatsuki, I think I'll do Hidan next.
This should be funny.
This one was pretty short and I don't really like it... but I didn't want to do something too bad to dei-kun... I need to think about Hidan... but don't worry folks...I'll make
sure he's traumatized.
