...You Might Be Fred Smith
IF:
You think Caitians are hot!
There's a course on you at Starfleet Medical Academy
Your chair has seat belts
You sleep better in Sick Bay rather than in your own bedroom
There's a Bio bed reserved on any ship in the fleet just for you
Alcohol turns you into a Kung Fu master
You ever choked on a diagnostic tool
You're not allowed to use sharp implements...EVER
You can do new and unusual things with a transporter
Your clones are real pansies
All the corners in your quarters are padded
You can maintain a cheesy grin...while on fire
You know all the medical personnel in the quadrant by name
Crossing the room involves donning personal protective equipment
The Borg don't WANT to assimilate you
You're think that fire suppressant foam is fun
You can strangle yourself with anything
You never have to fight your way through a crowded room. They run out of your way in fear
You spent most of your youth unconscious
The thought of hairballs makes you giddy
