Chapter 9: One Last Night of Freedom

A/N: 1st Chapter since chapter 1 with an idea actually thought of by me! Here goes the bachelor/bachelorette parties! This chapter is an M.

Finn's POV

BACHELOR PARTY! It was my last night out as a free man and I was intending on going to town (and by going to town I mean getting insanely pissed and not being able to stand up for the next week before the wedding!). I made sure the babysitter was with Scarlett and then Puck honked his horn and I ran out to the car to meet the screaming New Direction guys. This night was gonna be AWESOME!

Rachel's POV

My bachelorette party was in full swing and I was having the time of my life. "BACHELORETTE PARTY!" me and the girls yelled as we did our fifth round of shots. "What next?" I asked (although it was more slurred, we were quite drunk by then). "STRIPPING" Santana yells. Wow I can tell this night is going to be crazy!

Finn's POV

My bachelor party had entered the beer pong faze of the night and I was AWFUL! On the plus side this meant I was completely pissed and unlikely to remember how bad I was the next morning. On the minus side it meant I was hitting on a lot of strippers. "Hey sexy, wanna sleep with me?" I slurred to the next hot stripper that walked by. "You betcha" she says and grabs hold of my tie. This is gonna be interesting!

Rachel's POV

I stumble over to the man who's doing the karaoke and tell him drunkenly our song. I grab the girls and we jump onto the bar and strip down to our underwear. All the spotlights in the bar immediately turn on us and there are several men with tongues hanging out of their mouths and drooling at the sight of us (even Tina who is shy is with us getting ready to dance on the bar in her underwear). "OI Hottie! Play us I Kissed A Girl, Katy Perry Stat!" I yell. "Ready girls?" I yell. We all scream "YEAH" and the song begins.

Rachel:

This was never the way I planned

Not my intention

(I begin our sexy dance and all the male eyes in the place are on us)

Santana:

I got so brave, drink in hand, lost my discretion

Brittany:

It's not what I'm used to, just wanna try you on

(She shakes out her hair and all the guys in the place cheer!)

Tina:

I'm curious for you, caught my attention

(Tina jumps off the bar and starts feeling up the hot karaoke guy)

Rachel:

I kissed a girl and I liked it, the taste of her cherry chapstick

(I turn to Santana and kiss her on the lips, every man in the bar cheers)

Santana:

I kissed a girl just to try it, I hope my boyfriend don't mind it

(Santana turns to Brittany and they snog)

Brittany:

It felt so wrong, it felt so right, don't mean I'm in love tonight

(Brittany turns to Tina and kisses her- I swear every man in the room is salivating right now)

Tina:

I kissed a girl and I liked it, I liked it

(Tina turns back to me and kisses me)

Rachel:

No I don't even know your name, it doesn't matter

(I run across the bar and hit the bar's rope. I scream "Woooooooooooo! And men come up and start putting dollar bills in my black lacy underwear)

Santana:

You're my experimental game, just human nature

(Santana hits the strippers pole and she gets an equally large crowd of men stuffing dollars in her underwear)

Brittany:

It's not what good girls do, not how they should behave

(Brittany crawls across the bar)

Tina:

My head gets so confused, hard to obey

(Tina jumps off the bar and shakes out her hair

(We all run back to the bar and jump back on)

Rachel:

I kissed a girl and I liked it, the taste of her cherry chapstick

(Brittany and I kiss)

Santana:

I kissed a girl just to try it, I hope my boyfriend don't mind it

(Santana turns and kisses Tina)

Brittany:

It felt so wrong, it felt so right, don't mean I'm in love tonight

(Brittany and Santana snog)

Tina:

I kissed a girl and I liked it, I liked it

(Tina kisses me again)

Rachel:

Us girls we are so magical

Santana:

Soft skin, red lips, so kissable (she blows a kiss to the men in the crowd)

Brittany:

Hard to resist, so touchable

Tina:

Too good to deny it

Rachel:

Ain't no big deal, it's innocent (I shake my butt at the guys in the crowd)

Rachel:

I kissed a girl and I liked it, the taste of her cherry chapstick

(I kiss Santana)

Santana:

I kissed a girl, just to try it, I hope my boyfriend don't mind it

(Santana snogs Brittany)

Brittany:

It felt so wrong, it felt so right, don't mean I'm in love tonight

(Brittany kisses Tina)

Tina:

I kissed a girl and I liked it

(She kisses me)

All:

I liked it

The song ends and we somersault off the bar and finish by doing the splits. We are crowded by drunk, horny men. Bachelorette parties rule!

Finn's POV

We were in the VIP room at the back of the club and I had been handcuffed to the bed by the stripper girl who I had hit on. "So you have 2 choices here Finn, either the whip (which she then proceeds to whack the bed with it) or the tie (she pulls my own tie off my neck). I hesitantly point to the tie and she removes the handcuffs, removes my shirt and ties each hand to either side of the bed with the tie. "Get ready for the ride of your life" she says and drops her robe. My mouth hangs open and she unbuttons my pants, slowly and seductively and rips them off. She removes my boxers and then I am tied to the bed completely naked. "Now sex me up" she says. I enter her and she moans. I break the tie that holds me to the bed and grab her. I pull her round and then I am on top moving further into her. She twists me back round so that she is on top again and then she rides me. We climax and in a tangle of hot, sweaty bodies pull away from each other. "Now that'll be $100. You kept me from stripping for half an hour so you should pay me what I would've made" she says. I pass her the cash and because I'm totally pissed, I pass out on the bed. Best Night Ever!

Rachel's POV

After our impromptu bar performance Santana strip completely naked. "DRINK SHOTS OFF ME!" she yells and lies down on the bar (which I'm sure isn't sanitary but hey I'm way too drunk to care). "YEAH!" we all yell. "3 Jelloooooooooooo shoooooooooooooooooooots please" I slur and flash my boobs at the bartender to get him to give them to us for free. We line all the shots up on Santana and yell "1. 2. 3. DRINK!" We slurp our jello shots and order yet more. After about 5 rounds of jello shots Santana falls off the bar passed out because she's so wasted from our earlier drinks. We laugh hysterically, pick her up and stumble out to grab a taxi. Best Night EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! And whoa, we're all gonna have a hell of a hangover tomorrow. But this night was totally awesome so it is so worth it!

A/N: The song was I Kissed A Girl- Katy Perry.

NEXT TIME: It's Finchel's wedding!

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