REMAINING COMPETITORS

Garfield

Arlene

Nermal

Normal

Lyman

Buddy Bear

Wade

Wide

Bo

Booker

Sheldon

Orson

Irma

Jason

Bucky

Snoopy

As Lanolin packed and left, hitting everyone on the way, Jon announced the next challenge.

Jon: Alright. The next challenge is... FORD VS HARLEY DAVIDSON!
Bo: This is really testing my optimism. Does EVERYTHING have to be in teams?

Garfield: Look at that. Various Fords and Harley Davidsons littering the parking lot with various modifications and weapons.

Team Harley

Nermal

Normal

Jason

Bucky

Garfield

Arlene

Wade

Team Ford

Lyman

Buddy

Wide

Bo

Booker and Sheldon

Orson

Irma

Jon: Today we will snuff not one, but THREE contestants.

Everyone gulped. They were really putting their necks on the line now.

Jon: The three who will leave will be the first on each team to crash.
Irma: So what if all people on the team finish?
Jon: ALL OF THEM WILL BE TERMINATED!
Everyone: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
Jason: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Jon: Actually, the last to finish will be terminated.
Wade: EEEEEEEEEEEEK!
Normal: So who will be the third loser?
Jon: The one who is eliminated as per the regular vote-offs, of course!
Wade: AAAAAAAAAAAA!

Results

Ford

Lyman 5th

Buddy DNF

Wide 4th

Bo DNF

Sheldon & Booker DNF

Orson 6th

Irma DNF

Harley Davidson

Nermal DNF

Normal DNF

Garfield 1st

Jason 3rd

Bucky DNF

Arlene 2nd

Wade DNF

Jon: Oh. My. G*d. we will let go of Sheldon or Booker, and Nermal and a voted-off!

Votes

Jon: first, Sheldon or Booker?

Garfield voted for Sheldon

Arlene voted for Booker

Normal voted for Sheldon

Lyman voted for Sheldon

Buddy Bear voted for nobody

Wade voted for Sheldon

Wide voted for Sheldon (Actually, he wrote "I'm voting for whoever Wade votes for")

Bo voted for nobody

Orson voted for Booker

Irma voted for Sheldon

Jason voted for Sheldon

Bucky voted for Sheldon

The screen showed an image of Sheldon

Jon: now, the regular vote!

Garfield voted for Buddy Bear

Arlene voted for Normal

Normal voted for himself

Lyman voted for Buddy Bear

Buddy Bear voted for Normal

Wade voted for Bo

Wide voted for Buddy Bear

Bo voted for Normal

Booker voted for Buddy Bear

Sheldon voted for Buddy Bear

Orson voted for Normal

Irma voted for Buddy Bear

Jason voted for Buddy Bear

Bucky voted for Normal

Snoopy voted for Buddy Bear

Jon: And the loser is... (drum roll) BUDDY BEAR!

Buddy's face showed up on the big TV.

As the contestants went to bed, Garfield sighed. "only fifteen more beds," he thought.

17 seconds later

Jon: WAKE UP, PEOPLE! I just wanna say that I've hired a translator.

Garfield: And you pay him HOW MUCH?

RX-2: He says that he thinks you are stupid.

Jon: I don't pay you ¥1 million a month for this!

Garfield: RX-2! he's paying you in Japanese yen! Don't do it!

RX-2: I would like to tell you what he really said, MR JON ARBUCKLE, but first, change my salary into U.S. Dollars please.

Jon: Okay, okay. What'd he say?!

RX-2: He wanted to know how much you pay me.

Jon: (through clenched teeth) D'OH!

A muscular man comes in with an old candlestick model phone.

Muscular man: For you, Mr. Field.

Garfield answered the phone.

Garfield: Yes, Nermal?
Nermal: Well blow me down, this season is as high-budget as ever!
Garfield: You owe us a million bucks. You bet us all.
Normal: I'll give you $1 million out of my charity, the Normal Needs A TV Like The One They Have In The Room Charity, or NNATLTOTHITRC.

Normal handed Garfield a cheque for one million dollars.

Normal: Gee, I sure hope people have actually been donating to my charity.

Lyman proceeded to snatch the cheque and run away.

Lyman: NOW I WON'T HAVE TO BEAT ALL THESE STUPID CHALLENGES TO GET THE MONEY! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

Everybody was calm on the outside, but on the inside, there was everything from minced oaths to major cusses.

Jon: I guess we'll have to eliminate Booker, too, because I REALLY want an even number of contestants.

Booker: %#%&^*&)(?!%$& YOU %%$$%&*&$ ?! I HATE YOU THIS ISN'T #%&**&%?! FAIR I DEMAND...

And he went on, and on, and on...

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