REMAINING COMPETITORS
Garfield
Arlene
Nermal
Normal
Lyman
Buddy Bear
Wade
Wide
Bo
Booker
Sheldon
Orson
Irma
Jason
Bucky
Snoopy
As Lanolin packed and left, hitting everyone on the way, Jon announced the next challenge.
Jon: Alright. The next challenge is... FORD VS HARLEY DAVIDSON!
Bo: This is really testing my optimism. Does EVERYTHING have to be in teams?
Garfield: Look at that. Various Fords and Harley Davidsons littering the parking lot with various modifications and weapons.
Team Harley
Nermal
Normal
Jason
Bucky
Garfield
Arlene
Wade
Team Ford
Lyman
Buddy
Wide
Bo
Booker and Sheldon
Orson
Irma
Jon: Today we will snuff not one, but THREE contestants.
Everyone gulped. They were really putting their necks on the line now.
Jon: The three who will leave will be the first on each team to crash.
Irma: So what if all people on the team finish?
Jon: ALL OF THEM WILL BE TERMINATED!
Everyone: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
Jason: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Jon: Actually, the last to finish will be terminated.
Wade: EEEEEEEEEEEEK!
Normal: So who will be the third loser?
Jon: The one who is eliminated as per the regular vote-offs, of course!
Wade: AAAAAAAAAAAA!
Results
Ford
Lyman 5th
Buddy DNF
Wide 4th
Bo DNF
Sheldon & Booker DNF
Orson 6th
Irma DNF
Harley Davidson
Nermal DNF
Normal DNF
Garfield 1st
Jason 3rd
Bucky DNF
Arlene 2nd
Wade DNF
Jon: Oh. My. G*d. we will let go of Sheldon or Booker, and Nermal and a voted-off!
Votes
Jon: first, Sheldon or Booker?
Garfield voted for Sheldon
Arlene voted for Booker
Normal voted for Sheldon
Lyman voted for Sheldon
Buddy Bear voted for nobody
Wade voted for Sheldon
Wide voted for Sheldon (Actually, he wrote "I'm voting for whoever Wade votes for")
Bo voted for nobody
Orson voted for Booker
Irma voted for Sheldon
Jason voted for Sheldon
Bucky voted for Sheldon
The screen showed an image of Sheldon
Jon: now, the regular vote!
Garfield voted for Buddy Bear
Arlene voted for Normal
Normal voted for himself
Lyman voted for Buddy Bear
Buddy Bear voted for Normal
Wade voted for Bo
Wide voted for Buddy Bear
Bo voted for Normal
Booker voted for Buddy Bear
Sheldon voted for Buddy Bear
Orson voted for Normal
Irma voted for Buddy Bear
Jason voted for Buddy Bear
Bucky voted for Normal
Snoopy voted for Buddy Bear
Jon: And the loser is... (drum roll) BUDDY BEAR!
Buddy's face showed up on the big TV.
As the contestants went to bed, Garfield sighed. "only fifteen more beds," he thought.
17 seconds later
Jon: WAKE UP, PEOPLE! I just wanna say that I've hired a translator.
Garfield: And you pay him HOW MUCH?
RX-2: He says that he thinks you are stupid.
Jon: I don't pay you ¥1 million a month for this!
Garfield: RX-2! he's paying you in Japanese yen! Don't do it!
RX-2: I would like to tell you what he really said, MR JON ARBUCKLE, but first, change my salary into U.S. Dollars please.
Jon: Okay, okay. What'd he say?!
RX-2: He wanted to know how much you pay me.
Jon: (through clenched teeth) D'OH!
A muscular man comes in with an old candlestick model phone.
Muscular man: For you, Mr. Field.
Garfield answered the phone.
Garfield: Yes, Nermal?
Nermal: Well blow me down, this season is as high-budget as ever!
Garfield: You owe us a million bucks. You bet us all.
Normal: I'll give you $1 million out of my charity, the Normal Needs A TV Like The One They Have In The Room Charity, or NNATLTOTHITRC.
Normal handed Garfield a cheque for one million dollars.
Normal: Gee, I sure hope people have actually been donating to my charity.
Lyman proceeded to snatch the cheque and run away.
Lyman: NOW I WON'T HAVE TO BEAT ALL THESE STUPID CHALLENGES TO GET THE MONEY! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
Everybody was calm on the outside, but on the inside, there was everything from minced oaths to major cusses.
Jon: I guess we'll have to eliminate Booker, too, because I REALLY want an even number of contestants.
Booker: %#%&^*&)(?!%$& YOU %%$$%&*&$ ?! I HATE YOU THIS ISN'T #%&**&%?! FAIR I DEMAND...
And he went on, and on, and on...
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