>. ;; Seriously it's like every time I try to write these chapters I die over the course of a few months. Well, time to update, then. )

NOTE: I love POTC3! Is anyone else so excited that there are like NINE JACK SPARROWS! -le gasp- This is, no doubt, a very good day.

Please, please do not flame me in this chapter for:

- Something I can't say out loud without Vexen and Xaldin at my neck

- Other…fun things…

- Linda (Special thanks to naoko144! You will get more thanks later XD)

- Oh, and there are some more simple writing passages…sorry, my dears. :'(

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PyroFreak: OMG!

SuckItUp: what, axel -.-

PyroFreak: YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SAW!!!

SuckItUp: try me…

PyroFreak: POTC3! And there are NINE Jack Sparrows!

SuckItUp: I hope you know you sound really gay

PyroFreak: that's not a nice word!

PyroFreak: GOODBYE

-PyroFreak has left the room.-

SuckItUp: …ok then…

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ShardsofIce: Have you seen Xaldin by any chance?

ShardsofIce: Anyone?

ShardsofIce: Hello?

-SuckItUp has entered the room.-

ShardsofIce: Larxene! Have you seen Xaldin?

SuckItUp: why?

ShardsofIce: I need to see him.

SuckItUp: about WHAT?

ShardsofIce: Can you keep a secret?

SuckItUp: sure -.-

ShardsofIce: Last night I…I had an intense burning in my chest…I don't think I have medical issues, it's more an issue of the heart…

SuckItUp: WTH

SuckItUp: Are you saying what I THINK you are saying?!

ShardsofIce: What do you think I am saying? ;)

SuckItUp: Ew…that is just, EW!

ShardsofIce: Fine, if that's how you feel…I'm going to find Xaldy on my OWN.

-ShardsofIce has signed off.-

SuckItUp: …!?

SuckItUp: Is it like, PMS day?!

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Kingdom-Hearts: It has come to my attention, Kevin, that something has…infected…the members of my ever-knowledgeable Vexen. In fact, the infection has seemed to have spread over to many of the other members.

k$$boi: liek wut infetion

k$$boi: infection

Kingdom-Hearts: It is something that I dare not call by name; the most feared weapon of delusional fan-girls (which I have most recently found that I have acquired some) has been unleashed upon us. I fear now may be the only time to rid ourselves of it and strike back.

k$$boi: . . .

Kingdom-Hearts: Did you get ANY of that?

k$$boi: yeah

k$$boi: Since when do you have fan-girls?

-SniperDude has entered the room.-

SniperDude: helluuuu!!

Kingdom-Hearts: …Xigbar?

SniperDude: yusss w

k$$boi: wtf

Kingdom-Hearts: Did you have any contact with Vexen or Xaldin…or Axel, to my knowledge…

SniperDude: mhmmm

SniperDude: in the kitchens 3

Kingdom-Hearts: And what, pray tell, were you doing in there?

SniperDude: cooking up a POT OF LOVE

SniperDude: OMG!

SniperDude: What Not To Wear is on!!!

SniperDude: -gasp- IT'S HAIR AND MAKEUP TIME!!!!!!!!

-SniperDude has signed off.-

k$$boi: dood…

k$$boi: liek…dood…

Kingdom-Hearts: I fear this has been taken to a whole new level.

Kingdom-Hearts: Organization XIII is no more. Organization…Uke.

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At the time it had seemed quite harmless, with the exception of Saix, to invite Kevin to the Organization as the pet of the family. They knew he wouldn't pee on the carpet (with the exception of Demyx, who really didn't seem to grasp the concept that his blue rug would be FINE), or spend time taking walks with them, or beg for a new chew toy (he had plenty, to the amusement of Axel), or even bite the butt of the mailman. They had considered taking him to "Mickey's Puppy Palace" to train him, however the idea, though good in several aspects, was rejected by Kevin himself. He seemed like the perfect human to have. Seemed.

They did not know that Kevin would soon be reduced to a non-stop AIMer who would do nothing but browse random websites, email, and chat-speak his fingers off. They also did not know that Kevin would spend great deals of his time in chat rooms, meeting people who he had never even cared about in the prior weeks of his life (or thought about, for that matter). It did not strike them that Kevin would be a danger to their Organization or that he would slowly bring it all crashing to his feet, both of which were slowly beginning to happen in the dark, bleak world that was The World that Never Was (so, technically, it wasn't even a world at all. how depressing).

It was one day that Kevin came upon a chat room that wasn't particularly interesting, but wasn't that dull either. People were chatting about who-knows-what with who-knows-who who-knows-when. It was just a blah-fest where everyone was talking about their own poor soap-opera lives and expecting the sympathy that they never received from their pet goldfish Fluffy (that may have been where the problem started; who names a goldfish 'Fluffy'?). It all seemed pretty safe until an unknown user, a user that would soon bring the Organization's end, privately messaged Kevin.

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k$$boi: um…hello?

rktHIGHWIND: I've got something you might want.

rktHIGHWIND: Something that will make your brother pay attention to you.

k$$boi: Cid?

k$$boi: Cid Highwind?

rktHIGHWIND: WTF!

rktHIGHWIND: WHY can everyone get my screenname so fast?!

k$$boi: dood. ur last name is highwind

rktHIGHWIND: But doesn't the "rkt" throw you off a bit?

k$$boi: isnt that rocket? dood you fly one

rktHIGHWIND: …damn you're good.

rktHIGHWIND: Anyway, are you still up for our little offer?

k$$boi: do i have 2g2 twilit twn do i??????????

rktHIGHWIND: …No.

rktHIGHWIND: Anyway, all you need to do is go to your front door and open the box that's there. Demyx will pay attention to you for sure.

k$$boi: but its not just demyx its axel 2

rktHIGHWIND: Okay, fine. Axel will pay attention to you too.

k$$boi: n wut about roxxy??

rktHIGHWIND: WHAT THE HELL!? Do you want every damn person to like you? Lemme drop you a hint…not even SORA can pull that off and he's the freakin main character!

rktHIGHWIND: Just open the freakin box!

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And so, clueless, hopeless, pitiful Kevin opened the box as he was told.

That was the end of all sanity beforehand.

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Kingdom-Hearts: Roxas? Are you there?

bhk145: yeah

Kingdom-Hearts: I'd like you to join Larxene and I on our quest of daring adventure, life-saving, and the rescuing of poor, endangered souls.

bhk145: cant you ever say to meet u downstairs

Kingdom-Hearts: The latter isn't that cool.

bhk145: wutevr

Kingdom-Hearts: Anyway, we need to find out what has happened to our beloved Organization. Xaldin, Xigbar, Axel, and Vexen have all been infected.

bhk145: HOLY HELL!

Kingdom-Hearts: What is it Roxas? Do you have a hint as to what's going on?

bhk145: YEAH!

bhk145: THEY ALL HAVE 'X's IN THEIR NAMES!!!!!

Kingdom-Hearts: This may take a while.

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Xemnas, Larxene, and Roxas rushed around the castle. By this time they had already collected Axel and Xigbar, both of whom were utterly distressed to be taken away from their new favorite TV channel, TLC, and were heading down to the kitchens to find Xaldin and Vexen. They had no doubt that they would be involved in some grotesque way of cooking together (seeing as Xaldin was the Organization's chef), or as Xigbar called it, 'cooking up a pot of lurve'. Therefore it would be safely assumed by the heroes of this chapter that they would be residing in the kitchens, which was exactly where they were.

"Xaldin! Vexen!" Xemnas shouted, in a rather unnecessarily sharp voice, at the two, who were currently giggling and chopping carrots. They looked up at him, their giggling slowly ceasing as they noticed the expression on their leader's face. He looked anything but happy, or in the mood to giggle, so they thought that it would be best to stop before they lost a precious limb. It was one thing to upset Superior, but it was another to upset Superior in front of a lot of other members when he was already pissed off.

Xemnas's face showed complete and utter disgustion. "Xaldin! What would Dilan think of you?" he asked, only to be surprised by a loud, high-pitched squealing from the both of them. He raised an eyebrow, quietly steaming, as he awaited the stop of the giggling and an explanation. "What," he asked, teeth clenched. "Is so funny?" He had spent far too many hours searching for these 'infected' members of the organization and was not about to allow them to make fun of him behind his back for trying to help them.

"His other's name wasn't Dilan, silly!" Vexen exclaimed, seeming to love every bit of their conversation.

"Then what, pray tell, was it?" Xemnas asked lamely.

Both exchanged knowing looks and giggled.

"Linda!"

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ahahaha. Well, I finished the next chapter. Go me! Jk, jk. I love you guys too. D So what has happened to our poor Organization Uke—erm, I mean, XIII? You'll have to check in for the next chapter to see what happens Read and review, please! Once again, thanks to naoko144!!!

- GotxItxMemorized