Hey 2p Italy and 2p Germany,
I tried to bribe her like you said but she didn't fall for it and tried to shoot my head off and started calling me bad names in French and then 1p France ran in and started going into overprotective older brother mode and hit me with a strange looking red and black lava lamp with a scary looking skull decoration on it. 2p Iggy is coming to pick me up and he sounded pretty mad since 1p Saubure is his only friend other than her dumb useless 2p counterpart.
From,
2p America
I guess not all 1p nations are idiots. And I guess the Arthur in your 2p world is somewhat different from the one here. Good luck with him.
Yeah Ludwig didn't need to say anything for this letter. Thanks for sending a letter.
