The Super Breakup Plan! (chapter 9)

As Silver and Sonic got to arguing over who got Amy, Blaze bust down the door with one hand.

Fire sparked in her eyes, and her hands were clenched into fists, meaning she was ready to burn the place down at any second.

To make things short, Blaze was freakin' pissed.

"…B-Blaze…what's wrong?" Silver asked, very frightened at his friend.

"What's wrong Blaze? PMS?" Sonic asked jokingly.

Silver nudged him roughly, giving him an "O my God she's gonna kill you" look.

Blaze stomped her right foot on the coffee table.

"I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S WRONG!! SHADOW AND AMY ARE BACK TOGETHER!!!!!!!"

Knuckles, who happened to be sipping his sixth espresso this morning, spit it all out on Silver, who the proceeded to cuss him out.

"You gotta be shitting me." Knuckles said.

"DO I LOOK LIKE I'M SHITTING YOU?!!!! GOD DAMNIT!!! THAT BITCH!!! I'LL –beep-ING KILL HER!! –beep- THAT –beep-ING LITTLE –beep-!!!!!!!!!!"

"Calm down Blaze….we just stay calm!! I can fix it!! We gotta do it worse this time!!" Sonic said, waving his hands in front of him defensively.

"BULL SHIT!!!!!!"

"Blaze!! Calm down!! Here!! A picture of Shadow in swim trunks!!" Silver said, throwing a picture hurriedly at Blaze.

Blaze caught it, and after drooling for a few seconds, tucked it into her pocket.

"ok, I'm good." She said with a cute smile.

"How the heck did they get back together?!" Silver asked.

"I dunno!! One day, I'm just happily in love with Shadow, and the next, he's there with that pink bitch!" Blaze said angrily.

"…..any ideas?" Silver asked Sonic.

"…..uh….."

"How about we do some more sabotage!!" Blaze said.

"….like what?" Silver asked her as he raised an eyebrow.

"Spreading rumors, so much fun!! Spreading rumors 'bout everyone!!" Knuckles sang as he skipped around the coffee table.

"…..Knuckles…..you're a genius….."

"Shadow is a pimp…..and Amy is a whore! Sonic works at a Sears department store! Tails is on drugs and Rouge is a hooker!! Cream is a bitch, and Cosmo is a looker!!" Knuckles continued to sing.

"…..These are the smartest things I've heard him say all week!" Silver said happily.

"…..ok then. I do not work in a department store…..but Shadow being a pimp….and Amy being a whore……awesome rumors……" Sonic said, quite amazed that Knuckles had actually come up with something smart.

"Alright, I wouldn't mind spreading a few nasty rumors about pinkie….." Blaze said as she laughed the kind of laugh that psychopaths laugh when they corner you in the basement with a chainsaw.

"Shadow the pimp? Who's pimp?" Silver asked.

Sonic pondered this for about five minutes.

"Maria."

"…Oh, my God, you're good!" Blaze said.

"….I'm insulting the guy you like…." Sonic said, raising an eyebrow.

"Well, Maria is a ho." Blaze said, crossing her arms.

"According to Shadow, she was too kind hearted for her own good." Sonic said.

"That doesn't change the fact that I still think she's an ugly ho!" Blaze said angrily.

"Actually, I saw her picture in Shadow's photo album one time, she's pretty, I'd take a piece of her anytime." Silver said.

"You go for humans? Ewww…." Blaze said, making a disgusted face.

"Um, hello!? The plan!!" Silver said angrily.

"Silver, you do the photo shopping!! Blaze, you write the rumors!! Knuckles…..lay off the crack!!"

"But it's crack-a-lackin."

Tails was walking down the street with Cream, and suddenly stopped.

Cream looked up at him.

"What's wrong?" she asked.

"...somehow I sense it, Knuckles is smoking some crack right now." he replied.

A sweat drop appeared over Cream's head.

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PLEASE REVIEW!! My school starts on Thursday...(NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!) I will be in eighth grade!! I gotta put on uniform...it's not that the uniform is ugly or anything, the Sister at our school just makes us tuck in our shirts. (bleh, nerdy) I go to a private Catholic shcool, and a few nuns are watching us...so wa, behave, behave.