I really need to be on more often! Please tell me in the reviews if I should have a specific day of the week I should always update or something. I'm thinking every other Saturday. As usual, please enjoy this chapter!
Peter Parker was supposed to be the cowardly one, not Spider-Man, Spider-Man was supposed to be tough. Right now neither felt very tough. How were you supposed to feel tough when you're being dragged by Hawkeye to go prank Captain America?! To be completely honest, the thought of pranking Captain America was pretty funny to the younger hero, but terrific game at the same time. Who literally has the guts to prank their idol?!
"What do you suggest we do to prank Cap with glitter and some confetti?" Clint asked, pulling out a small bag of glitter and confetti.
Spidey panicked at the question. How was he supposed to know?! "Aren't you the one who lives with the guy? How am I supposed to know?"
"Very true, but you can't just be my slave and help me do all the actual work, you have to make some decisions too. Unless you don't care if I post both of the videos on YouTube," Hawkeye replied, coolly.
"Oh no! Please don't post another Spidey fails video! This would be, like, the thousandth one!" Spidey pleaded.
"Then you have to help me think of something to do! It has to be able to be caught on camera though," Clint said looking in each room they passed.
"Err... um... how about we dump glitter on him when he's sleeping?" Spidey suggested. I really need more practice with pranks, I haven't pranked anyone since a few months ago. That's a record! He though to himself.
"Nice, but that'll take too long. Let's plan this quietly in the vents," Clint suggested.
"The vents?"
"Yes."
"Uhhh..."
"Just get in already!"
Spidey got in after Hawkeye. He didn't like the tight space.
"You said we would be planning!" Spidey whispered.
"Yeah, you're making the plan and I'll be the one telling you how bad the plan is," Hawkeye replied in a mocking tone.
"Wow, I'm really feeling the support. Thanks," Spidey said, sarcasm dripping from his voice.
"You really want me to post that video, don't you?" Hawkeye smiled.
"No! Fine! Errr... how about, no wait, how about we shower him in glitter and confetti? Then we could, um, write Capsicle with dry erase markers on all of his things?" Spidey suggested. "Wait, we can't shower him in glitter because you only brought a small bag..."
"That idea isn't half bad! The glitter thing though, did you really think I would just bring one small bag?" Hawkeye asked crawling through the cramped spaces as if he'd known them his whole life.
"Uhhh... maybe?"
"I didn't just bring one bag! That would be useless!"
"Okay, then let's get this ready."
Spidey watched as Hawkeye dropped out of the vents through an opening and he gladly followed. The vents were way too cramped for him, how did Hawkeye even survive? He would have to ask later. Suddenly he noticed his surroundings. There was a bed, a desk, a few pictures... oh... they were in Captain America's bedroom...
"I never though I'd be entering Cap's bedroom..." Spidey mumbled.
"Come on! Let's get started! We need to make something that would dump the glitter and confetti on Cap. Can you make something for that?" Hawkeye asked, pulling out more bags of glitter from who-knows-where.
"Yeah, yeah, easy... I'll need a few things. You're going to be doing the writing though."
"Sure!"
"This is great! He'll never see this coming!" Hawkeye grinned.
"Yeah, it was kinda fun," Spidey replied looking at the large piece of cardboard on the floor where Cap was gonna step.
"Kinda?! It was really fun! All of Cap's mugs have been vandalized," Hawkeye exclaimed.
Spidey smiled under his mask, it was nice hanging out with an Avenger. This was just normal, they weren't fighting or arguing, they were just having fun. He could stay in this moment forever.
"Cap'll be back soon, let's leave a hidden camera here and wait," Hawkeye yawned, taking a camera out of his pocket.
"Sure, uh, I could help with placing the camera," Spidey offered as he watched Hawkeye scan for a place to put it.
"Nah, I'll do it."
"Okay. Can I go now?"
"What?"
"Can I go home now? You know, it's getting late and I be something there waiting for me..."
"Sure, I'll post this tomorrow, if it works out. If it doesn't be ready to find another Spidey fails video."
"Errrr... okay... bye!"
Spidey leaped out of the room and jumped out the closest window. He wished on the first star he saw for the prank to go as planned and blew all the dandelions he found on his way home. That should work, right?
Peter rubbed his eyes. Patrolling was exausting and he still need to find out about the... oh no, the video! He jumped out of bed and almost broke his laptop while hammering on the keys.
On YouTube, he found one video titled Pranking of a Superhero. He looked at the day it was posted, just a few hours ago, oh no...
Peter openned it up, ignoring the smell of pancakes being made downstairs.
It show a video of a room, a room, with a large piece of cardboard laying on the floor. An unsuspecting Cap came into the room and stepped on the cardboard, making a gallon of glitter spill onto him. His face turned red as he called out, "CLINT!"
That clip ended and another one, obviously taken in the kitchen started. Cap walked in holding a mug with the word CAPSICLE written on it. He looked just about ready to murder someone.
"Did you do this?" He asked looking a the camera, which was probably held by Clint.
There was hysterical laughing, which sounded like it belonged to Clint, and then Cap threw a pencil. That clip ended there.
Peter laughed and rolled onto the floor. Cap did have a great reaction, just like Clint said.
How did you like this guys? A little rushed? Criticism is welcomed, as long as there is no swearing involved. Have a nice week!
