Chapter 7. Summer Letters.


July 5th
Potter,
I found some very interesting photographs hidden in my trunk. The pictures taken by that Colin Creevey at the Yule Ball. I'm sure this rings a bell. I know it had to have been you, though how you managed to sneak into my room is a mystery. I would think the very walls of Slytherin would have conspired to expel such as you from their presence.
I hope you sufficiently taught that creep a lesson?
Don't bother writing back.
Regards,
Draco Malfoy


July 5th
Draco,
I hope I was able to get the message to Colin. He means well, he can just be a little…scary with his obsession sometimes. The pictures were a peace offering, really.
Would you consider being friends?
Harry


July 10th
Mother,
You said you were going waiting for me in a charming town in the south of France, I deduced you meant Saint Jean De Luz? I went to Saint Jean De Luz.
It is quite a charming town. And yet, you are not to be found! Other wizards are spending summer with their parents. Have you forgotten that I am a teenage boy who does not speak French? Where are you?
Love,
Draco
P.S. The strawberry tarts are delicious.


July 20th
Potter,
Creevy is what, two feet tall? Scary? Be a man!
In response to your question: No.
I am only writing because I have extra time this summer. You are truly not worthy of association. I wanted to make that clear.
Regards,
Draco Malfoy


July 20th
Draco,
May I ask why the answer is no?
Harry


July 28th
Dearest Draco,
I was so terribly happy to get your letter!
I'm sorry we missed each other, but I'm sure you're having a lovely time exploring and learning on your own as young men love to do! I've gone on a mountain expedition. My new friend, Pierre, is such a dear! He assures me that hiking up pristine ranges will help me reach tranquility. I do so need this now, especially after the horrible ordeals I've been forced to endure.
I'll see you soon my dearest, sweetest little boy!
Love,
Mommy


July 28th
Mother,
Which mountains are you referring to? Your letter was a little vague in that regard.
I'm still waiting to for you in town, though I have been taking day trips to visit the beaches of Biarritz, I hope I hadn't missed you?
Recently I've become a bit sunburned and for the last few days have not left my hotel. Alas, I still lack the capacity to tan, unlike Pot-er others at school.
Love,
Draco
P.S. Who is Pierre?


August 1st
Son,
I have an important task for you to complete. You will be silent and obedient in regards to this matter, as is due me, your Father.
Find a muggle place called a 'Cyber Café', log into my accounts at
cybrmte, adultliazonz and pervyhobbitfanciersanonymous and print out all correspondence. This is very important, be sure to print out ANY pictures that are sent my way! You wouldn't believe how many people lie about who they really are.
Disgraceful.
Azkaban is dreadfully boring now that they took the dementors away and I don't want any of my conquests to think I've abandoned them.
Do this at once!
Lucius Malfoy
P.S. Some of the letters may be for a woman named 'Lucy'; they are for me as well.

August 1st
Mr. Lucius Malfoy,
Correspondence of a most irregular nature has been forwarded to the Ministry of Magic by a Mr. Draco Malfoy. It is my belief that you are currently attempting to misuse the Muggle object known as the 'internet'. I will be meeting with you in Azkaban in one week's time to discuss this situation.
Sincerely,
Mr. Arthur Weasley
Ministry of Magic
Misuse of Muggle Artifacts Office


August 15th
Potter,
In response to your question dated July 20th, it should be obvious, even for you. A Slytherin and a Gryffindor just cannot mix.
Regards,
Draco Malfoy


August 15th
Draco,
How can you be sure? You don't know me, not really.
You have this…idea of what I am, of the way the world works.
What I'm trying to say…
Is it that maybe you're afraid to give me a chance?
Harry


August 16th
Potter,
How dare you suggest that I may be afraid! Listen, what are you trying to accomplish here? Because I know what you-
Listen is this-
Why are you-

If I actually pretend to believe you - to believe that YOU - the Great Harry Potter want to be friends with ME, the most despised boy at Hogwarts, what can I expect to happen?
Regards,
Draco Malfoy


August 16th
Draco,
I think that once we get past all of this stupid, childish bickering that we might find we have a lot in common.
And, you're not despised. Surely you must be aware of this?
The other houses hold you as one of the saviors of our world. I know they're behavior has been…overwhelming for you.
I can be someone to talk to, someone who won't judge you.
Someone who might understand.
I can be a friend.
Harry


August 17th
Potter,
Are you now insinuating that I have been childish in regards to you?
I am not fearful or childish!
I see right through you to your true intent.
Very well.
Though I will not agree to be your friend, I will agree to consider you as an acquaintance. One I might talk to once in awhile, as any other mature young man.
Save your blather about everyone else at school, I know exactly what they're doing! You are just too blind to see the truth.
It's those ugly glasses you insist on wearing.
Regards,
Draco Malfoy


August 17th
Draco,
Acquaintances would be a good start.
Would you like to meet on the train? We could share a compartment and talk about our summer? We don't have to ride with anyone else, if they annoy you.
Harry


August 20th
Potter,
I said acquaintance, not chum. Don't make the mistake of thinking I'm like your other little lap dogs. Please note that I've enclosed my preferred brand of hair gel as well as a hairstyle booklet.
Do something with your hair.
Regards,
Draco Malfoy


August 20th
Draco,
I will do my best, though it's not something I'd really paid attention to before. I suppose it makes sense. I've noticed other boys taking extra time to get ready before dates. Ron even buys potions against acne now, though I don't think it matters as his freckles hide it anyway.
I guess if it attracts that certain someone, it's worth it?
I look forward to seeing you on the train!
Harry


August 25th
Mother,
Your last letter stated you were in the mountains and you haven't responded to any of my other queries. I thought you might have meant the Pyrenees.
I tried to find you, but I'm afraid I became quite lost while hiking. Are you aware that there are rampaging goats that wander those mountains?

I was mauled, Mother, mauled by goats!

They ate my cloak and would have eaten my robe if I hadn't made a hasty retreat. Apparently I lost consciousness as I fell down half the mountain, but luckily I was found by a local mountain witch who healed me nicely. I only had a few scrapes and abrasions anyway, and she doesn't think I'll have a concussion.
I'll be heading back to school soon, and I guess I won't see you at all this year.
I miss you.
Love,
Draco
P.S. We may have to add the witch to our Christmas card list or something, she blathered on and on about me owing her my body and life. For a few measly heals! She should feel honored to have healed a Malfoy!


August 27th
Potter,
Who is the girl that you're considering primping for?
By the way, taking a bath is not 'extra' nor is brushing ones hair and teeth. Those are occurrences that should happen every day.
Please don't let it be a Weasley. They'll be insufferable.
Regards,
Draco Malfoy


August 27th
Draco,
Ah, no, it's not a Weasley.
And, yes I do bathe and brush every day. Maybe I am somehow showering the muggle way? Care to show me how wizards do it?
You hadn't mentioned if you'd be able to meet on the train.
Would you like to meet instead to buy our books together before school? I'll be going in a few days.
We could meet and maybe have a Butterbeer?
Harry


August 28th
Potter,
I have a small family matter to take care of, so my books are being bought for me. The Ministry had better get this right! They're taking a week out of my time for this mess! I'm surprised the Red Pimply One hasn't told you, his Dad's knee deep.
Anyway, I'll see you on the train.
Maybe.
Regards,
Draco Malfoy
P.S. Don't be silly, get a house elf to help you shower. That's what they're there for!


A/N

Pervy Hobbit Fanciers Anonymous: In recognition of the brilliantly funny 'Very Secret Diaries' by Cassandra Claire.