Late update again? *sigh* I'm sooooo sorry… I was too much into drawing fan arts and adobe photoshop these past few weeks. I mean, It's too addicting! I just can't think well for the fanfic. I'm so sorry, Souichirou-chan!
Oh well, I'm so happy that I became friends with some of the readers of this fanfic.
And with that, I wanna greet vampiregirl123 (aka China), (takasugi?)and kurasachi (aka tsukuyo~neesama). Hello~
And by the way, I already saw Sorachi-sensei's face, he looks like a fine human, I tell you.
Gin, Tsukuyo, Hijikata : hai, Omake deeesu.
Gin: Te, Oi! What's with this combination?
Rhaide: Konnichiwa readers, torn between two lovers, today..finally you would witness the day Gin would choose between Tsukuyo and Hijikata. Now Gin-san, you can just pick one!
Gin: EH? Oi stop it! I don't need someone to pair up with me!
Tsukuyo: Ohh..I didn't know Gintoki swing to that side, and even the Demon Vice Commander of Shinsengumi.
Hijikata: Oi blondie! Watch your mouth! Don't group me with this guy.
Rhai: Saaaa…will Gin choose a heterosexual pairing? Or homosexual? *camera zooms in* TO BE CONTINUED!
Gin: *droopy eyes* I will report you to Sorachi Hideaki, seriously.
"No matter what happens to me, I will never ever let you get hurt, Sasu**!"
The surroundings were so dark, but it didn't stop the guy to go inside that place, just for the sake of that person, he would risk his life for him.
"I have to save him, even I become blind, I will just use my hand to feel, and if they cut my hands even my feet I will run and run just to be with you again.. I will save you no matter what!"
Until he finally arrived at the warehouse; there he is, the most important person in his life, the one he'd been thinking all this time, the one that he'd been worried the most. He was just there, lying on the floor. He had no consciousness; he hurriedly came to him..
"Sasu**! Are you alright?" he said while placing Sasu**'s head on his chest, "Tell me, are you alright?"
His voice seemed to reach him, slowly, Sasu** opened his eyes and saw the owner of that voice,"Naru**….It's…really you…"
It was too obvious how weak he is at that time, probably because of all the wounds that he had on his body.
Pause.
Don't worry; you are on the right track. This is Instant Husband with Romantic and humor genre, an OkiKagu fanfic, a heterosexual couple.
"Sasu**…Thank goodness you're alive." and he hugged him tight.
"Naru**..Finally….you came…I've been waiting for you the whole time.."
"S-S-S-SASUNARUUUU!KYAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" Mashiro shouted.
Actually she had been reading a SasuNaru doujinshi in her little HQ (secret place for reading/watching yaoi stuffs). It was just a small room with one chair and a study table with a lamp shade beside the bed enough for one person.
"I think I'm gonna die because of the sweetness of these two!" said she while covering her nose with a tissue which is already covered by blood, "KYAAAAH! I'm gonna faint! Heeeeelp! *snort* Okay, to the next page…"
Her heart was beating faster and faster, even her breathe was already heavy as she turn the page of that doujinshi to the next page.
OMG! I'm sure this will be it! Naru** and Sasu** will…..
"Sasu**" he looked into his eyes.
"Naru**" he stared keenly on him.
After all the trials they have experienced, the two lovers have finally come into each other's arms.
"Sasu**…I will never let go of you again."
"Me too, Naru**…"
Now, nothing can stop their unending love for each other.
The end.
"Ah. That's it?" said she, then she stood up leaving the book on the table, "No kisses? It doesn't even have the XXXXXXXXX part or any *bleeeeeeeeep* part or a *tooooooooot*, and not even just one kiss? Just those little cuddling? What is this? For elementary school kids?"
[If that's for elementary kids, then the future generation is done for.]
She just let out a sigh, "This bores me. Oh well, guess I'll just try visiting that sadist now."
While walking….
She was just alone in the corridor, heading to the infirmary.
"Ah ahhh….Just as I thought, GinHiji is still the best pairing of all…..Hmmm…But maybe Okita fits well to Hiji…Then there'd a love triangle..Then, Gin would be jealous….then…."
She suddenly stopped, covered her face and squealed," KYAAAAAAAAAH!"Then resumed from walking, " But, maybe Zura can also be the third party….but he's for Takasugi….But then Kamui and Takasugi are just too cool together….."
Finally she had reached the door of the infirmary; she held the knob while still continuing with her Boy's Love fantasies.
"I wonder who would be the seme and the uke." She opened the door, "Then the two would do this and tha- Ah."
In the farthest bed near the windows; there, she saw two people sleeping soundly as if they were in the middle of a good dream. Below them was a very big and furry white dog.
A boy and a girl together in one bed with their faces near each other. The boy's arm was wrapped around the girl's waist holding it gently while the girl's hand is placed on the guy's chest gripping his clothes lightly. He was holding that hand on his chest. One of her legs was on his thigh using it as a cuddle. In short, it was the total opposite of what she was fantasizing a while ago.
"*droopy eyes* What a horrible sight." She just let out a sigh of total disappointment, "And I was in the good part of my day dreaming, then this is what I get? I don't need an OkiKagu fan service, Oi!"
She walked a bit to get nearer to the two, "Tch, Up until now I just don't get it why most people loves these kind of things? Just like this one." Then she stared at the two, "A girl and a boy…there's no thrill! It's too common! *sigh* If it was Hijikata and Sougo cuddling each other then I would even get popcorn and take pleasure in watching the moment. Then I would get camera and video cam and watch it over and over again."
She then sat down near the bed, and stared at them blankly "Should I just kill Kagura right now and bring Hijikata here? Yeah, maybe I should-"
"Ehhh….Indulging yourself with that disgusting world of Yaoi again? "
And with that dead pan tone, she knew right away that it was Sougo who just woke up though he was still not moving just opening his eyes.
"Please just do it alone, it's too nauseating to hear your fantasies." He added.
"Bastard, don't you dare insult Boy's love. It's the most precious treasure of our family."
"Heeeeh….you mean; when two handsome guys immorally falling in love with each other? I would call that trash. "
"You'll never understand the real value that these things hold, it's a treasure for us. And we fully understand the beauty of two guys falling in love even if it's forbidden and they try to fight it 'til the end!"
"Ahhhhhh….So that's why you are inspired right now? Sasunaru, huh?" he said.
Before she noticed it, Sougo had already stolen the doujinshi she was reading a while ago.
He held the book, and started scanning it,"A Love of Unending…." Said he as he read the cover of that doujinshi.
Mashiro tried to get it back from the sadist but she just failed.
"AND WHY ARE YOU READING THAT?" Mashiro shouted, "*sigh* Seriously, girls should just be used for reproduction to produce lots of guys, and you, handsome guys…." she then looked at the imaginative camera," FALL IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER and give girls lots of FAN SERVICE!"
"Waaaai…..there's a freak here. Help." Sougo said with an expressionless look in his face.
Not long after that, maybe because of the indecency of Mashiro's words that sounded too unpleasant to her ears, Kagura, who wouldn't even blink an eye even when an explosion occurred, had finally awoken from her beauty sleep . She rose while slowly opening her eyes, "Eh? What's happening here? " and there, she saw the two who were in the middle of an argument," Sadist? Mashed Potato? "
"Ah. Perfect timing Kagura, you're husband is a homosexual, he's in love with HIjikata, now break up with him."
But when she looked at Kagura, she was already with Sougo and together, they were reading the doujinshi from a while ago.
"Hohhh…..I'm amazed these people are still able to live even when they created such things that corrupt every reader's mind. They must be rotten and perverted to the core." Sougo said while continuing on examining the contents of *SASUNARU: A LOVE OF UNENDING*
"Look Sadist, the author wasn't even able to finish the title, that person must've died already, right?" Kagura said.
"China, you shouldn't read these things, it's not for kids."
"Eh? But I've already watched Junj** Romant***." She answered with pure innocence in her face.
[It is a yaoi anime]
"Next time watch it with Danna. I'm sure he would realize something."
"Yeah, then he and Hijikata would soon get married." Mashiro said joining their conversation.
She was already sitting with Sougo and Kagura in the bed, looking at a faraway place as if being indulged in her own fujoshi world. The two of them just stared at her.
"By the way, perverted-disgusting-rotten-immoral yaoi fan, why are you here?" Sougo seriously asked. Kagura just stared at them.
*anger mark* Mashiro just let out a sigh then stood up and faced Sougo, "Please, be more careful now Bishounen."
Somehow those words gave an ache on Kagura's chest but she just ignored it.
"What are you talking about?" Sougo asked.
"THEY are after your life. They've found out about your real identity and maybe even our plan too."
He gave a smirk, "So that explains what happened yesterday."
"And I've got the feeling, that someone higher than Yahiro is pulling the strings here."
Their conversation was getting deeper and deeper that Kagura couldn't understand a thing though she's been there the whole time listening to them.
"Oi, who are they? And why's that Ham siblings' father's name brought up? And what plan are you talking about?" she continuously asked.
"Didn't this Bishounen told you?" Mashiro asked while pointing Sougo.
He was looking at the side, avoiding Kagura's stare," She's stupid there's no way I would tell her such complicated things. And this kid would just get in our way."
It infuriated Kagura, "Oi! Shut up! You're just a brat too, right? And I'm even stronger than you, you know that!"
He looked at her grimly, "It's none of your business, so just stay out of it."
His voice was as cold as an ice that it gives shivers to your spine and those words spoken from someone she considered as her sworn rival and also as a friend, it hurt her a lot. Thinking that even if they have this unique relationship, she knows he's still someone important for her.
"Wait, something's not right." Mashiro suddenly said.
"What?" Sougo and Kagura asked.
"Where's the punch line in this serious scene?"
"Eh? you just did it." Sougo said.
"And what's with that 'in depth' description above?"
"Maybe the authors are trying to change their way of writing?"
"What? Trying to put some drama in here? Hah! they think that would change the image of this fanfic!" Kagura interrupted.
T-then, continuing from the scene a while ago.
Again, Kagura got mad. She stood up from the bed and punched Sougo's head with full force she has.
"IT IS MY BUSINESS BECAUSE I'M YOUR WIFE!" she shouted at him.
*SHOCK!*
Sougo was stunned with the words she just told him that he had forgotten the pain inflicted on him just moments ago. He looked into her eyes, and he knew it expresses sincerity with her words-
"Eh? Isn't that line too Out-of-character?" Mashiro interrupted again.
*looks at Mashiro*"Saaaa…..it was written on the dialogue, I just followed it." Kagura answered as she slowly rested her butt on the bed.
"Or maybe it's just for fan service?"
"Hah! Don't get your hopes up! It's not like I mean it, I'm just following the authors!" Kagura said looking at the camera.
P-please, just finish this scene.
"Bishounen, I think she has the right to know." Mashiro said while crisscrossing her arms facing the two of them while standing beside them
Kagura stood up to go near the fujoshi girl, "Sou~aru! Now, Mashed Potato! Tell me everything!"
Mashiro looked straight into her eyes and said, "The real reason why he agreed to go here is because he was ordered to capture Yahiro, who is the source of the illegal drugs here and even on Earth. And coincidently, Yahiro is also my enemy. So now, I'm helping him."
"See? It's none of your business, so it's just a waste knowing it. And besides, it is my job." Sougo explained to her.
"Then, you don't trust me at all huh? That you would seek help from a stranger rather than me? STUPID SADIST! JUST DIE!" Kagura shouted and quickly rushed outside the infirmary.
It was just Sougo and Mashiro left on that room.
"Shouldn't you chase her? Then have your shoujo manga-like moment? And finally win the Kagura route?" Mashiro said.
But Sougo was not listening at all, he was not even looking at Mashiro.
"Tch." Sougo clicked his tongue with frustration painted on his face, his eye brows aligned while biting his index finger lightly.
"It's not like that, China." he whispered to himself.
Hours had passed after that.
In the kitchen, there were two guys sitting across each other with a table in between them. From the looks of it, it could be concluded that they were having a conversation.
"AHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Gin laughed like there's no tomorrow.
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Shinpachi copied.
They both looked hilarious as they expressed their merriment whole heartedly with tears almost flowing down from their eyes and even swaying their bodies freely back and forth.
"AHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"AHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"HAHAHAAHAHHHAHAHAHHA!"
Shinpachi just continued laughing out loud that he had to hold his stomach, "HAHAHAHAHA-" he stopped, "Uhhh…..Gin-san,Why are we laughing anyway?"said he as he sat erect on the chair.
Hearing him, Gin had also stopped, "It's that you know?" he looked at Shinpachi with seriousness in his face, he rose his index finger gesturing his answer. Shinpachi's stare was locked on his finger.
But seconds went by, he's still stocked with that stance he had.
"Eh?" *blink blink* he laid down his finger,"Forget about trivial things, and let's go on with our conversation."
With that response, Shinpachi knew he had to play the 'tsukkomi' role, so he retorted, "You just don't know the answer, do you? And can you even consider that as CONVERSATION?"
"Men don't need words to express their feelings. We talk with our soul and ba-"
"Huweeee! Stop it! And why the hell do you even need it for communication!"
"Maa, Pattsuan. Going back to the topic…"
"EH? Topic? We had a topic?"
Gin suddenly changed the expression of his face, it turned into a serious one, "I still think the incident yesterday was not an accident."
Hearing that, Shinpachi suddenly calmed down sensing that the atmosphere had changed, "I think so too, Gin-san. I'm worried about Okita-san, what if someone is really after his life? And what happened yesterday was just one of their plans?"
"Kagura might also get caught into it."
"Yeah, then I guess we should not let our guard down."
Gin just scratched his naturally perm head, "What the hell…. Those brats are such pain in the ass."
While having that serious conversation, someone suddenly came inside the kitchen. It was Kagura, she passed by the two guys and hurried to the lavatory located at the end of that room. With her actions, they knew something was wrong with her so they decided to come to her and inquire about her problem.
She was clutching both her hands on the edge of the lavatory with her eyes focused downwards and they had guessed it right, she was acting weird like she's not herself at that time.
They were standing beside Kagura.
"Oi Kagura, What happened to you?" the Yorozuya leader asked.
"You can tell us, Kagura-chan." His glasses guy companion added.
"Just 3 hours left." she spoke.
"Huh?" they both asked in confusion.
"Three hours left before the last contest and we HAVE to win it. We must get out of here before things get worse." She continued.
Instead of getting a better understanding with her situation, that statement just created more confusion for the two.
"K-kagura? What's gotten into you? Don't tell me it's 'THAT' day of the month? Eh? Kagura? I never thought even Amantos go into puberty! Oi, don't get deceived by those advertisements, okay? They're all the same! It would just leak and leak! Just be practical and use cloth for your-" Gin said.
"GIN-SAN! Please stop that! You're making things worse!" Shinpachi angrily shouted at him.
But Kagura, on the other hand, just ignored what her companions were talking about, she just continued with her out-of-character act.
"We all want to be free from here, so let's just help each other…."
The two guys stopped their squabble and focused their attention on her. Slowly, she faced the two who were talking with her since a while ago.
"Cosh eet wouv be our fon iv we fain hirn. (Coz it would be our fall if we fail here)" *munch munch*
Her face puffed out like an inflated balloon, filled with nothing but foods she got near the lavatory.
"Uhhh…You just ruined the moment Kagura-chan." Shinpachi said as he looked at her with disappointment in his eyes.
She quickly swallowed the bolus of food she was eating, and spoke, "Eh? Somehow it tastes different."
"That's beyond expiration date already." Shinpachi replied.
"Eh?" and that's when she felt a strange sensation in her stomach that goes down to her butt.
Now, her face looked so distorted from the indescribable despair she is feeling, maybe you can compare it to Hedoro's hideous face.
She quickly ran and hurried to the exit, leaving her two companions in that room.
Don't worry, 3 hours was enough for Kagura to end her sufferings.
The third and last contest was about to begin. The host was still Zura together with his co-host, Elizabeth. It seemed like they had fun with this kind of thing that they took the job 'til the end of the contest or maybe, they just wanted more exposure.
"Zura janai, Exorcist Katsu *bleeeeep* da!" said he as looked at the sky as if talking to someone there.
Eli's placard says: "Katsura-san, the contest is starting."
He then looked down to face the audience," Sorry for that.*cough cough* Good day everyone! Today is the last contest of the duel between the Ham siblings and the sadistic duo! "
And, by the way, he was still cosplaying as Kanda from **-M** same with Elizabeth as Timcanpy (just don't try imagining it.)
"The contest for today is, RACING!" he announced.
With this kind of contest, the location this time was different. It was an open field with muddy soil that even if you just stepped a little, mud would stain your clothes. There was a big arch with a word written, "Start" and on its both sides were the audiences covered with some temporary shed who would watch the participants from the big screen near that arch. Since it hasn't begun the hosts who were standing under the arch were being shown there.
The bikes to be used were already placed under it. Kagura was already riding the motorbike since she would be the driver. (She had little experience driving Gin's scooter when she tried to substitute him as the Yorozuya leader and became Gura-san.) Her partner still hasn't arrived but she remained calm. On the other group, it was composed of an extra Yato (the driver) and Mashiro who were both riding the motorcycle already.
"Contestants would use motor cycle in this race with two participants per group. There are no obstacles ahead, you just need to arrive at the finish line first." He continued.
Sougo finally arrived at the contest grounds.
in the audience's side…
"Oi Shinpachi! This is bad! If that Shinsengumi brat noticed it's Zura, he will get caught!" Gin told Shinpachi.
"Don't worry, Katsura-san is the master of disguises." Shinpachi said to ease Gin's worries, then continued, "*droopy eyes* Yeah, he's so great that even with just a mustache the Shinsengumi doesn't recognize him."
Coming from behind Katsura, Sougo approached the host.
"Ohhh…If it isn't Yuu-kun. Nanishiteru~ sa? (What are you doing here?)" he said.
"Eh? Why's he wearing an eye patch and a bandana?" Shinpachi asked.
"Oi! Are they turning this into **-M**?" Gin added.
[Obviously, Sougo was copying Lavi, Kanda's co exorcist, He puts ~sa at the end of his sentences. with voice actor Kenichi Suzumura, same with Sougo.]
He looked back at the owner of the voice, Sougo who just arrived there.
Without known reason, Katsura's eyes showed amazement, he held Sougo's hands with so much enthusiasm and said,"Hijirikawa-dono!I'm a fan of STARFISH! Would you give me an autograph?"
[Again Kenichi Suzumura voiced Hijirikawa and he's a part of Starish a boy group in Ut* no Princ*-Sam*]
"Now it's Ut* no Princ*-Sam*? Ahhh! Katsura-san! Okita-san! Please don't turn this into a singing and dancing boy group with just one heroine!" Shinpachi retorted.
"It's STARISH, you stupid! And you call yourself a fan?" Gin shouted.
To his surprise, Shinpachi just stared at Gin and asked, "Eh? You watch that, Gin-san?"
Gin faced him, "G-got problem with that?" and he was even blushing.
Back to Katsura…
"Or just teach me those dance steps! I've always been practicing them at home, That" and Katsura began dancing, " Doki doki de kowaresou sen percent love Hey!"
"Oi Zura! What are you doing? Stop that!" Gin yelled.
"Gin-san, I think we should go there already and-"
"Let him teach me too!" said Gin, completely ignoring his companion while his attention was completely focused on the host, Katsura, "Damn it! I'm so envious! I want to learn it too and become a national idol in just one night."
Shinpachi just stared at him blankly.
Zura continued his singing and dancing, "Saa let's SONG-"
"Continue that, and I'll completely erase you from your manga, you girly tsundere." Sougo threatened Katsura whom he thought was Kanda as he pointed his bazooka on the host emitting the most sadistic aura he could.
The path of his stare changed, he saw Gin running towards them, "Heeeh..Danna, you wanna be erased too?" and he snickered like a demon.
Zura and Gin was forced to stop and continue with the real story of this fanfic. They came back to their rightful place and continued the scene normally.
"You still have 5 minutes for preparation." Zura said.
Sougo walked towards Kagura, though she had felt his presence she pretended as though he's just an air.
Even though he noticed the unwelcome attitude she gives him, he care freely sat behind Kagura and immediately leaned on her back as though he was just freed from exhaustion. His entire body was facing the audience with both his feet on the left side of the vehicle.
Kagura still didn't move an inch. She kept silent even with that sadist just behind her.
"3 minutes left!" Zura reminded them.
Suddenly, Kagura felt a chilly sensation on her cheek. It surprised her that she looked back without noticing it. Her presumption was right; it was Sougo holding a cold bottle of water pressing it into her cheeks.
With the usual lazy face he has, he spoke, "In case you got tired." But he was not looking at her.
She continued staring at him.
"Ah. And also a towel." Said he and just landed the said thing on her head.
"I don't need it" she then decided to confront the guy behind her, "Oi sadist, just throw away that guy with Mashed Potato and ride there. You trust her rather than me, right?"
This is the first time I saw her act this serious. Is she still mad at me? Sougo thought.
He remembered the hurtful things he said to Kagura a while ago thus awakening the conscience he never once had. He's the Prince of Planet Sadist after all, seeing others in despair gives him joy, but when it comes to this girl, for some unknown reason, just by having a glimpse of her having that glum face, costs him 2 or 3 times the pain she felt.
"China." He called.
"What is it, Sadist?" she retorted.
He began opening his mouth, with his voice was shaking, "So…."
"Huh?" she asked, though still not facing him.
"Sor…..rachi Sensei. "
"The hell do I care with that gorilla."
"Sor…..sore eyes."
"If you would just say nonsense things, just shut up, okay?"
"Sorrrr….ssorryy…..sorryaaaah!"
He wanted to say those simple words, 'I'm sorry' but it just won't come out the way it should be. His pride stops him, thinking that she's his rival it must've hurt his dignity to say those words, or maybe, he doesn't have the courage, afraid of being rejected by the girl.
"Whatever." She just said.
"At the count of three, the race will officially start. " Zura announced.
Sougo fixed himself on the bike. He didn't face Kagura, with his back leaning on hers. He just held the sides of the bike to support himself.
"3….2…..1…..Ready!"
The participants had already started their engines.
"GO!"
And with that signal, they had started moving, the same with the other group. Even with little experience she had, the sadistic duo was leading with her concentrating too much on driving.
"Oi, China." Sougo called.
Even with the strong wind their speed produces, Sougo's voice was able to reach his partner.
"Just shut up, I'm busy." Kagura replied angrily.
"Whatever China girl, just listen to me well, and I won't ever repeat this."
She just ignored his words, "Why don't you follow what I told you and go to that Mashed Potato-"
"I'm sorry, Kagura." said he, still facing the same direction.
It surprised her, those words that a sadist like him would never utter to his sworn rival; she just heard it and what's more is that, he even called her by her name. So naturally, her attention diverted on him and got distracted on driving the motorbike.
"HUH?" she shouted as she tried her best to move her head and look at Sougo.
His face conveys it, he was dead serious, "I'm sorry I never told you about my job. I just don't you to get involved with it and…..get hurt because of me."
She faced in front again, "I-it's not like I got mad because of that."
"Heeeh…Then why?"
It took a while before she could answer, "I saw Kamui~ni- my Stupid brother a while ago…and talked with him."
Tch. I thought it was because of me. I deviated my dignity for nothing. Sougo thought.
"Heeehhh….Kamui~nii, huh? I didn't know you had a brother complex." Sougo said to tease her.
"Shut up, Sadist! I always call him by that name before, so that's why."
Vroooooom
It was a sound of another motorbike. The intensity of this noise informs its distance from them. It was just in the vicinity of their current position.
"OI SOUGO OKITA! LOOK IN FRONT OF YOU!" Mashiro shouted as she had just dispatched the Yato she was with.
They were too much focused on their conversation that they didn't notice the enemies had been drawing closer to them.
"I knew this would happen." He spoke.
"Yeah, I should've noticed it. Having me as a participant was already strange in the first place, knowing that they're already aware of us teaming up." Mashiro replied.
"Oi China, just keep driving, just leave this to me." he took out his bazooka.
But she remained silent.
Kamui-nii….. She kept on thinking.
"OI CHINA! Are you listening to me?" he shouted.
Still no response, "TCH." he clicked his tongue.
He leaned his head on her shoulder and faced her, Positive. It's his brother again. "Are you really gonna grinkeep up that BroCon of yours? Just concentrate on driving and stop thinking about that brother of yours!" Sougo shouted.
She finally came to her senses, "Don't you dare say that again, you bastard Sadist! "
"What? Having your Lover's Quarrel? That can't do, Mr. Bishounen. *sigh* Fine, it can't be helped. Just leave this to me. I'll finish them myself." Mashiro said.
"Eh? Okay. Don't blame me if you die. Well, it's not like I care." Sougo said.
"Yeah, thanks Mashed Potato. We'll never let you die in vain." Kagura added.
"Oi, I'm sacrificing myself here. Don't go killing me when I'm just in front of you." Mashiro replied.
And with that they had advanced, letting the lone Mashiro fight unaccompanied.
They both waved their hands, and together they shouted, "Even if you die in flesh, your soul will remain in our hearts!"
"You really just wanted me to die? Huh?" Mashiro shouted.
But before the two of them had left her sight, Sougo gave her a meaningful grin conveying the words, 'I believe in you'.
She just gave back that grin, "*sigh* You better give me a rare picture of Gin and Hijikata together."
She headed back and faced the opponents ahead.
Going back to Kagura and Sougo…..
They both kept silent. Kagura was just focusing on the steers of the vehicle and Sougo just observed the surroundings if ever enemies would appear. To his boredom, he began singing.
"Hijikata dieeeeee~~ Go die Hijikataaaaaa~~~ Dieeeeee~~~ Dieeeee~~~" he sang with pure innocence painted on his face.
Well, it was not that bad. But the tone was just too random.
"What? Can't get enough of Ut* no Princ*-Sam*? Then just go there and sing to your heart's content and dance those stupid steps you have." Kagura commented.
"Ne China, what did you and your brother talked about?" he asked out of the blue, ignoring Kagura's words.
"It's none of your business Sadist." Kagura sulked with her lips pouting like an octopus.
"Ohhh…Is this payback for what I said a while ago? So now you're copying my exact statement?"
"You don't trust me then I won't trust you too."
*dead pan with lazy eyes*"Maaa…then let's just have a flash back."
She looked back, with just the half side of her face in front of him, "Eh? You can do that?"
Flash back…
"Oi, you're really serious about this?" Kagura said.
After that scene from the infirmary,,,,,
Suddenly, she saw a familiar figure of a person as she walked through the corridors.
Long orange hair just the same color as hers, with his braided locks swinging freely on his back, a black Chinese clothing with a blue belt, carrying an umbrella having the same style as hers, a male version of her
With the killing intent aura she felt from that person, she confirmed it, that guy was none other than her brother. Swarming with hatred towards that person, she reflexively opened her umbrella and immediately flooded him with bullets.
"KAMUIIIIIIIIIIII!" she shouted as she continued her attack.
But her brother was just too skilled; he dodged every bullet she gave him and when she was not paying attention, he had already stood up on her umbrella.
He was looking at her,"Oh? If it isn't my CUTE LITTLE SISTER? My, my…Is that how you greet a family member you haven't seen for so long?"
She glared at him, "Shut up! It's nauseating!"she shouted, and continued, "This is the payback from what you did back in Yoshiwara! And for…Ranking 3rd in the latest popularity poll!"
"Well sorry for being famous."
*Anger mark* "I hope you would go bald someday like our father. Please, just go bald. No, seriously just go bald and have a 2 digit ranking or maybe a 3 digit would make me happy."
"Haha….Isn't that too harsh, imouto-chan?" she knew that smile was just a fake.
He finally decided to land on the floor.
She just ignored what he said, "Oi, tell me, why are you here? What are you trying to do?" she asked.
Again, he gave that infamous fake smile he'd been wearing always,"Don't worry I don't mean any harm. Abuto told me you had potential to be a great killer when he fought with you. I just came here to get you, and USE you, now that I've seen your worth."
"Don't group me with the likes of you, STUPID BROTHER! Tell me, we're you that Yahiro's boss, huh? Did you plan this all along?"
He applauded her, "Hai! That's right! That engagement thing was just an excuse to be able to get you, and this contest? It was just a plan to interfere with the plans of SOUGO OKITA."
"WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM HIM?"
Then he showed a picture of the two of them sleeping together in the infirmary.
"Oi, Are you a stalker? Where'd you get that?"
"Lately, you've been in good terms with that Captain of Shinsengumi, right? "
"T-there's no way that's true!"
"Don't worry, as long as he doesn't interfere with Yahiro's job, [and if he wouldn't do anything indecent to you or get touchy touchy with you] I will not kill him."
"Before you could do anything to that sadist, I'll surely defeat you, BAKA ANIKI. I'm the only one who has the right to kill that stupid brat, remember that."
He snickered, "Heh…If you could then why not?" he walked slowly, "Bye bye, MY DEAREST LITTLE SISTER,the next time I see you…" he looked back, "You are already my TOOL." And gave that fake smile again.
End of flash back.
"Sugeee….He really has Sister Complex." Sougo commented.
"Shut up. It's disgusting." Kagura replied.
She was facing in front again, looking at the road ahead of them.
"Then China, you would protect me from your brother, is that it?"
"Don't misunderstand me. I just want to defeat that stupid brother, that's all."
"But don't underestimate me. I won't die easily; sadists have long lies after all. Should I just thank you for your concern about me?"
"HAH! As if I'll worry about you! I just did that so that I have the right to bully and torture you to my heart's content!"
Suddenly, a hand held her hair with gentleness in that person's touch and of course, it was none other than Sougo Okita. She got irritated and was about to strike a blow to the culprit, but then…..
He kissed her hair.
He whispered, "Thank you, Kagura. Don't worry, I'll be the one to protect you."
*BOOOOG~!*
They crashed.
Meanwhile a fierce(?) chasing is happening somewhere.
*sparkly2 BG*
"Wait for me Ya-chaaaaaan. Ahahahahahahaha. I'll catch you right away." Umibouzu said.
"Ie desuuuuuu~~~ (I don't want.) Umi~nyaaaaaaaan. Ahahahahaha~~~" Yahiro replied.
"Stingy Ya~chan! If I catch you, prepare for your punishment. Tehe~~~"
"You're so meanie, Umi~nyaaaaaaaan. "
What a great sight it is for Gin and Shinpachi who had been standing there all along forced to watch that horrible scene. Their eyes were not showing any will of living in this world. They looked so dead and just like empty shells whose souls just came out.
"Eh? What is this? Are they a stupid couple flirting while chasing each other?" Gin asked with voice trembling in horror.
*vomits* Shinpachi couldn't utter a word, he just vomits whenever he tried to speak.
But the two just continued.
"Ya~chaaaaaaaan."
"Umi~nyaaaaaaaan."
"Ya-Chaaaaaan!"
"Umi~nyaaaaaaaaan-"
Gin couldn't take it anymore, he stood in the middle of them and shouted out loud, "Te, OI! UGGGGGH!STOP IT! PLEASE STOP IT! it's so disgusting!"
"That's right , Umibouzu-san, you should be serious alrea- *vomits*"
Finally they stopped even the BG was gone. Now, the scene was normal Yahiro and Umibouzu were already facing each other.
The location was Yahiro's house. When Umibouzu learned about his secret he hurriedly came to his house and the chasing began.
"I trusted you Yahiro-san, I never expected that you would betray me. I saw the proof, you were really exporting and importing drugs here and in Earth." Umibouzu said.
"HAH! what? You would beat me up? Too bad baldy….There's someone higher than me who planned all of this." Yahiro replied.
"Who is it?"
"Someone you're fully familiar with." He gave a snicker.
Someone else came to that place.
Umibouzu uttered, "Ka….."
Extra [This is not connected with the story. It's just a continuation of the Omake above.]
"Eh? there's really a continuation?" Gin shouted,"Oi! What the hell is this? Just stop this, please! I'll give you 300 yen!"
Then the ceiling fell down, "Hey what's with this final decision of Gin-chan's lover? " it was his stalker, Sacchan, "I'm the only one for him,look!" then she showed a picture of Gin(?) and her, "Didn't we already vowed eternity with each other and got married?" (Reference: Gintama episode 204)
"Don't screw with me! That's just some random foreigner with my face pasted there! " Gin shouted.
"Pictures don't lie, Gin-san."
"Yeah, and it doesn't lie that the skin color of the head and the body are COMPLETELY different! You M stalker!"
The door opened, it showed Otae, "Ara,…..It's not like I wanted to be this dame ossan's partner, but as far as I know, I'm the heroine of this anime, so it should be me, right?"
"Then I'll dispose the main character and become your hero, Otae-san." kyuubei said who suddenly appeared beside her.
"Uweeeee! You're planning on changing this into Kyuutama? What's that? 9 balls? Huh? Turning this into billiards?" Gin shouted.
"YOROZUYA!" it was Kondou, who made an entrance under the table, "Don't ever steal my Otae-san from me! I know she's gorgeous and even though she has flat chest-"
*PUNCH*
"Ara, Kondou-san. I don't remember being yours and also…. if you treasure your life, NEVER mention that last line you just said, EVER again, okay?"
"Oi, you bitch. I will seriously arrest you if you continue on injuring our commander." Hijikata said.
"Then tell your commander to stop stalking me!"
"Cho-matte….where's Gin-san?" Sacchan said.
"Yeah, I don't see him here." Hijikata said.
"Don't you think someone else is missing?" Otae added.
In the cabinet (Kagura's bedroom)…
"Tch. They finally noticed huh?" Gin said,"Oi Tsukky, how are you there?"
Even though it was cramped inside, they were able to fit in there.
"I'm still fine here. Don't worry."
~awkward silence~
"I-it's not like I chose you, huh? H-h-hinowa might get mad at me if you got caught up with these idiots' mess, a-and also the Hyakkas, they might ambush me." Gin said, stuttering with his words.
She blushed too, "I-I know. I-it's not like I wanted to be chosen by you, and don't call me Tsukky."
Unknowingly, they held each other's hands though they were not looking at each other.
End.
Just kidding~~
"By the way, how are we gonna escape here?" he asked as he tried tapping Tsukuyo since it was dark there.
Eh? It's so soft. Don't tell me-?
Tsukuyo blushed, she faced Gin.
"Ahahahahaha….Is it Jackpot again? Tsukuyo~SAMA?"
Without any response, she just held Gin's arms and came out of the cabinet
"GINTOKIIIIIIIII!" she shouted and with all her strength, threw him out of the Yorozuya.
"Whew! Home run!" Rhaide said.
He came flying to the air. Everyone just stared at Gin's face illuminated at the sky with his teeth sparkling, like he just died.
*zooming in* He was smiling like an idiot, "Ahhhh….it was like a manjuu." *sparkly BG*
His time was so short but he had no regrets, since he enjoyed his life til his last breath.
"Ah. I'm wrong; it was bigger and SOFTER than a manjuu." He added.
It suddenly rained kunais and each of them critically stabbed his body. This time, he died for real.
