EPOV
"Would you like water, coffee, juice or maybe wine?" The stewardess flashed us a fake smile her eyes twinkling at me, I heard a hot brunette snort next to me.
"Just orange juice please" I said politely, and turned to Bella. "Bella?"
"I'll have the same." Bella smirked at the woman with the same fake smile, and it was my turn to snort. The stewardess coldly gave the glass to Bella, and then smiled at me again.
"Here you go." She sang her voice extra sweet and hyper. Oh God, I hate when women tried too hard. It was such a turn off. I nodded, not even looking at her and she quietly left. I turned to Bella, as she drank the juice, her eyebrows furrowed and not looking back at me. I traced the side of her neck with my fingertips and leaned in.
"What's wrong?" I murmured. She turned her big chocolate eyes to me and shook her head.
"Nothing." Although the little frown was still visible on her blushed face. I raised my eyebrow, showing I didn't buy it. She sighed.
"Fake whores just get on my nerves." I chuckled and nibbled on her ear, making her inhale deeply.
"Baby she got nothing on you, don't even waste your mind on her." Bella looked at me and leaned close, her eyes on my lips. I breathed, my heart beating faster for what was about to happen to our lips, I expected her to smile and kiss me but instead she raised her eyebrow.
"I don't know about others, but that line definitely won't work on me pretty boy." She whispered smirking at my confused expression and patted my cheek.
"Well my bad, you seemed like the easy type." I shrugged my shoulders, muttering nonchalantly and leaned back on my sit. Bella looked at me her mouth open and I burst out laughing. She flipped me the bird and went back to her reading.
Two more hours until we landed in Bahamas. Rosalie's call was a gift from heaven. I wanted to go, I needed vacation and damn, I wouldn't mind spending it with Bella, while she wore her tiny bikini. Bella hesitated at first, but after hearing Alice's excited squeals she agreed. Jasper was more than happy to go, I remember him doing a very embarrassing dance in front of his car, and I thought about recording it with my phone, but he stopped himself when he noticed people staring at him. The tickets weren't a problem, it wasn't more than 400$ and the flight would take only 3 hours. I packed my bags and today after 5:00pm our plane flew to heaven on earth. Alice and Jasper were few sits behind us, probably making out. Bella and I talked and laughed for few minutes, before she opened her book and started to read. I turned on my laptop and updated my club's website.
Little part of me was flattered that Bella was jealous, but the other part was insulted at her earlier comment. It wasn't a pick up line. Sure I've said things like that to other woman, to make them feel good, but saying it to Bella was pure honesty. No one turned me on more than she did, and others were nothing compared to her. It wasn't only her looks it was her open minded personality, sense of humor, and confidence. Not only I constantly imagined myself inside her, but my mind also pictured us watching football and drinking beer, walking at the park and talking about everything, making dinner for each other and just fooling around. You only meet her type of woman few times in your life. I wanted to know more about her, she was one of the most unpredictable and interesting person I have ever met. Yesterday's sex was one of the best. She was so natural and so beautiful. There was nothing fake about her, not a single thing. It's like she had a magnetic power over me and I was pulled towards her without even realizing. I wasn't afraid to crack up joked with her or talk about something serious, express my feelings or my thoughts. I knew she understood me.
I was lost in my thoughts, when I felt a little head lean on my shoulder. I looked down to see Bella has fallen asleep, her long dark eyelashes flattering, as her chest rose in steady breaths. She had such a small nose; I wanted to kiss it. Her lower lip was pouted; she wrapped her hand around my arm and hugged it tighter around her. I raised my other hand to motion the stewardess to come. She came quickly and before she could open her mouth I shushed her, bringing my finger to my lips. I mouthed her to give me a blanket and she handed me a blue one. I carefully covered Bella's petite body with the thin blanket and kissed her hair. I don't know where it came from, but I felt the urge to protect and care for her. Although she did everything to show me that she didn't need it, but it didn't stop me from doing it. She had to get used to it and she knew it. I smiled to myself, remembering yesterday's dinner. I leaned my head on hers and closed my eyes, breathing her hair, which smelled like strawberries.
"Edward?" I felt two small fingertips on my chin and my eyes flattered open.
"Hmmm?" I groaned, stretching my arms and yawning.
"We are gonna land in 5 minutes." Bella smiled, clearly excited.
20 minutes later we got out of the airport. It was almost 8:00pm and the sky was colored dark blue. Rosalie and her boyfriend-Emmett-were supposed to come pick us up. We waited outside, in front of the doors. Alice was squealing as usual, and telling Jasper what a great time they were going to have. Jasper, the dirty minded bastard had a mysterious shine in his eyes and I rolled my eyes at him. Bella was standing next to me, looking around her, her expression surprised and pleased. She noticed me looking and gave me a sexy smile.
"I love this place!"
I laughed "It does look amazing, I've never been in Abaco, only Nassau."
"Lucky. I've only been at Miami, last year, my high school friend lives there."
"Must be lots of fun." I winked and walked towards her. "Speaking of fun…" I wrapped my arms around her. "…I can't wait till we get to our room." I murmured in her ear, planting a light kiss on her neck.
She giggled. "Perv." But turned her face to the side and kissed me, throwing her arms around my neck. I lifted her up, hugging her waist tighter and pressing my body to hers. God she smelled and felt amazing.
"YO WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO MY WIFE!" A male voice hollered behind me, making me lose my grip around Bella and drop her on the ground. She shrieked, falling flat on her ass. I cursed to myself and apologized, helping her stand up. The whole shit happened in 3 seconds before I turned to whoever shouted. A huge vigorous muscled man towered over me, fuck he looked like he could easily squeeze my bones into juice. Not that I was weak, I was fit and muscled but this dude was the biggest muscle bear I have ever seen.
Wait a fucking minute. Did he say wife? What the fuck? Was she married? Was this her stalking psycho hus-
"Oh shut up Emmett!" Bella broke my thoughts. She ran up to him and smacked his chest, and she ended up yelling at him. "Ow! You hurt me!"
"Bella you're such a dork." He laughed and hugged her. Then he walked towards me, holding his hand. "Hi man, sorry but I had to do it, you should've seen your face dude!" He laughed. I shook his hand and chuckled.
"It's cool, nice to meet you, I'm Edward." I said; trying to keep my cool and not look awkward. I saw Bella hug a blonde woman, who I assume was Rosalie.
"Edward, I'm Emmett, I'm sure Belly Cherry told you about me." He said, clearly trying to get on Bella's nerves, and it worked. Bella glared at him.
Rosalie smacked the back of his head.
"Emmett, stop being immature." She sighed and then looked at me, her eyes carefully observing me from head to toe, as if testing if I was good enough. "Hi, I'm Rosalie" She smiled politely. I shook her hand and introduced myself.
Probably 30 minutes later we arrived at the place that we were going to stay at for three magical days. 6 of us got out of the van and stood in front of the white big ass house.
"Holy Shit." I breathed. This place was a palace. I watched my mouth hanging open. This was heaven. Huge, enormous white house, with a big luxurious pool in front and the freaking beach just next to it! It looked too good to be true. How many rooms did it have?
"Oh My God!" I heard Bella whisper.
"Ahhh! This is the best!" Alice squealed.
"It's the promised land." I swear five of us turned and raised our eyebrows at Jasper. He just looked back in shock and yelled. "What?"
Emmett laughed "Come you haven't seen the best part yet." We all walked towards the palace. "Aro is a freak! Look at this place! It has a private pool, decks, private dock, 2 freaking kayaks, there's even a basketball court!"
We walked inside the living room. It had white furniture with light blue sectional couch. The kitchen table was dark brown with six dark chairs.
Rosalie continued. "The first three rooms have king size beds. The first one is ours." She smiled at Emmett. "The forth room is made for kids, and the last one doesn't have a bed yet."
So…I am left with Bella, in a king sized bed? Fucking Sweet! Before I could look at Bella and whisper something dirty and inappropriate, I saw her and Alice run furiously towards the bedrooms.
"It's mine!"
"No fucking way! I came first!"
"Alice I'll kick your ass! Get out!"
"I knew you couldn't resist my ass! Finally you confessed!"
"I'll make Emmet shave you bangs again!"
"I'll put itching powder in your bra!"
"Shut the Fuck up!" I heard Rosalie scream, as she run inside. I heard two loud smacks, and crying 'ouch's following after. Jasper Emmett and I exchanged blank looks, as three of them came inside.
"What's wrong?"I asked, looking at Bella's annoyed expression.
"I want the first room!"
"I want the first room!" Alice and Bella yelled simultaneously.
"Why? It's the same shit!" Rosalie asked, looking at her nails. Oh man, what have I gotten myself into? This people were crazy, I felt like I was in a comedy movie.
"The view is better there!" Bella cried
"The sheets are pink!" Alice yelled at the same time again, they looked at each other for few seconds before bursting out laughing. Jasper and I exchanged worried looks this was just like after Bastard On the Beach. We watched as Bella and Alice walked inside again, arm in arm. I heard Bella laugh softly.
"Ok then, you take my sheets and I get the view. Deal?"
"I got a better idea…" Alice's voice sounded devil. "How about we both share the bed…Edward and Jasper can stay in the other room." She purred. What the fuck? Hell no.
"Oh Alice, you're so naughty!" Bella purred back and giggled.
"Ohhhhh!" Emmett boomed next to us, making both of us jump. Then he saw my panicked expression. "Don't worry man, I'm cool if you guys are gay." Ughhhh. He turned to Jasper, who was looking at him, his mouth hanging open. "Stop drooling man, I'm taken!" He laughed trying to kiss Rosalie's cheek. She sighed and smacked his face before walking towards us.
"I guess you boys have to get used to their lesbian moments." She smiled, a knowing look on her face, something told me she didn't mind it at all. "It happens a lot." She whispered and run into the room. "Hey I'm coming too! It's a bachelorette party!" I heard three of them cheer.
"Who's down for some action?" Emmett wiggled his eyebrows. I gave him half shocked half disgusted look. "I meant for the girls! Watch the girls! Not between us!" Emmet yelled.
"Fuck, I need a drink." I said walking towards the bar that was next to the kitchen. I took three glasses and poured tequila in them. I handed it to Emmett and Jasper and we sat outside on the deck, in front of the pool. Man I couldn't wait to swim in it, it looked so phenomenal. The sky was dark blue as the night was taking over. Three of us sighed and looked at the view, just relaxing from the trip.
"So how did you guys meet Bella and Alice?" Emmett asked.
"At my nightclub, I was helping the barte-"
"YOU OWN A NIGHTCLUB?" Damn he had a loud voice.
"Yeah" I chuckled "I opened it like 4 months ago."
"Man that is so cool!" He said, punching his fist with mine. "Which one is it?"
"Burning Ice."
"When we go back, I'll check it out. It's not a gay club right?"
"Emmet we are not gay!"
"Just making sure!" Emmett laughed. I shook my head, and tried to change the subject.
"So how did you meet Rose?"
"It was actually at the moll, she was the one who noticed me first, and seduced me." Emmett smiled, love and affection showing in his eyes. "I saw her licking an ice cream and eyeing me with those sexy eyes, next thing I knew I asked her out."
I laughed. "How long have you guys been together?"
"More than a year, we live together now. It's pretty great. I'm thinking about proposing in few months." Jasper and I stared at him, mouths gaped.
"You want to get married?" Jasper raised his eyebrows.
"Yeah why not, I love her and she loves me. We live together; we just need to make it official." Emmett explained it so naturally proving he really wanted it. But I found it hard to understand.
"I never want to get married. it's like killing your youth and independence." Emmett stared at me for few seconds and laughed.
"Man it's exactly what Bella said two months ago." He shook his head. "I can see why you guys like each other, you think alike."
"We've known each other for just a week." I muttered. Did I like her? Fuck yeah, but he made it look like we were in a relationship or some shit. I don't do relationships anymore.
"Yeah, you don't need to worry about that. Bella is not crazy for being taken either." Emmett said thoughtfully.
"Why is that?" I asked curiously. I knew my reason, but what was hers?
"I'm not sure, she's always been like that. Always pushed away relationship and-" Emmett was cut off by two screaming girls running outside and diving into the pool. I bet our necks cracked from turning it so fast and I caught a glimpse of Bella in a black tiny bikini as she ran with Rosalie and jumped into the big pool. Before we could breathe, a loud music came from inside, playing David Guetta's mixes as Alice walked outside, holding a tray full of glasses and bottle of Cognac. I noticed Jasper gulp loudly as he took in her tiny body, covered in pink bikini. She put the tray on the ground and winked before joining the girls. We watched in stunned silence as the three girls laughed and splashed water at each other.
"Hey grandpas!" Bella screamed, laughing her ass off. "Take the clothes off and get in the water before I call guy strippers. And trust me I will!"
"Oh no you won't!" Emmett boomed, taking his shirt off and jogging towards the water. He dived in, and I swear half of the water splashed out of the pool. The girls screamed and laughed as Emmet threw Rosalie over his shoulder and turned to us.
"Hey homos! Let's make the girls wrestle on our shoulders! " Emmett yelled, making the girls cheer.
"Come on Jazzy!" Alice called and Jasper flew to the pool like a lovesick rocket. I got up and walked towards the pool.
I felt Bella gazing at me nonchalantly from the corner of her eye. I smirked and took of my shirt, proud to show my abs. Yeah cocky bastard, you're the man! It's a good thing I decided to wear shorts, like Jasper and Emmet. I gracefully dived in, holding my breath, and tried to find Bella underwater. I caught two sexy legs moving in front of me, and I reached my hand, pulling her under. I heard her scream as she went down and quickly pulled her head out on the surface again. I did the same thing, laughing at her panicked expression. She glared at me and started splashing water on my face. The little battle continued for few minutes until I got tired and dipped under again, this time holding her waist and reappearing again, pressed to her smooth and delicious body. I heard her gasp and she tried to playfully push me away, but I kept my hold.
"Where do you think you're going?" I teased.
"You better let go before I bite you." She threatened, smirking at me. I rubbed my hands on her back, but she still tried to swim away.
"And you better stop trying, before I bite YOU." I raised my eyebrow, laughing at her surprised face.
"And WE better start the game before I fart and make YOU die from poisoned water." Emmett hollered. Rosalie lightly smacked his chest but couldn't stop herself from laughing.
"Let's do it!" Alice squealed, as Jasper helped her get on his shoulders. Alice froze looking at Emmett. "Not the farting part Emmett! The game!"
Bella laughed. "Save the biting for later." She whispered, and we swam closer to the group.
"Ok, who's first?" I asked. My ears probably dropped from my head, as the three chicks screamed 'ME!'
"I got an idea, why don't you girls go underwater, whoever comes up first, let's the other two compete, then she'll wrestle with the winner." Jasper suggested. I smiled, glad that he was blending in and feeling comfortable. The girls nodded and we started to count.
"1…2…3!" And the chicks dipped down.
"Quick! Hold your dicks before they do something!" Emmett whispered. I raised my eyebrows at him, why would they do some-
"AHH!" I screamed, jumping and holding my crotch. "What the hell?" I saw the little figure of Bella underwater in front of me. Did she just grab my dick?
"Told ya." Emmett sang. He already knew all their pranks and games. Damn, they were crazy.
Alice popped her head out of the water, gasping for breath. She looked around and cursed.
"Shit! I'm the first." She whined and got out of the water to get a drink. Bella and Rosalie came out simultaneously and cheered. I helped Bella get on my shoulders, but made sure to 'accidently' touch her privates when she lifted her leg behind me.
"What the fuck?" Bella shrieked, putting her other leg and getting completely on my shoulders.
"Payback's a bitch." I smirked but then frowned as she slapped my head.
"Rose you're going down!" Bella laughed devilishly. Then she grabbed my hair and pretended whipping my head with it. "YEE HAAAW!" She yelled like a cowgirl and laughed, throwing her head back. I shook my head chuckling at her childishness. Rose joined her by circling her imaginary whip in the air.
"Bring it on bitch!"
Emmett and I swam close to each other and I held Bella's legs firmly on my shoulders so she wouldn't fall off. Alice and Jasper yelled.
"Ready! Set! Fight!" I felt Bella strike forward, throwing her arms on Rosalie's shoulders, as she did the same to Bella. Emmett and I tried to keep the water out of our mouths as we kept us on the surface and cheered for them. Jasper and Alice were yelling as well, encouraging them to fight harder. The girls squealed, screamed, and groaned as both tried to take the other one down. Bella hooked her arms around Rosalie's neck and tried to push her down, but Rosalie pinched Bella's sides and she quickly let go of her, losing her balance and falling backwards into the water.
"Yeah!" Rosalie and Emmett yelled in victory. She jumped off his shoulders and then kissed his lips passionately. Bella came out on the surface.
"Rose that's not fair! There's no pinching in wrestling!" She shirked swimming after Rosalie.
"Yes there is!" Rosalie laughed. "There's also scratching, biting, and threatening." Before Bella could response Alice and Jasper jumped in the water. They started their match, and Bella and I got out to have a drink. I drooled over Bella's body, as she got out of the water, her wet skin glistening from the deck's lamps. Her tiny black bikini was tightly hugging her sweet small ass, my eyes went up on her back, watching the water drop from her dark hair. She looked at me over her shoulder, giving me a cocky smile and winking. It was a big turn on and a growl formed in my chest.
She sat on the white poolside chair, and poured cognac in two glasses. God, she looked damn gorgeous. I gazed at her breasts, those soft and lickable breasts. I felt my dick twitch from the sight. I sat next to her, leaning my elbows on my knees, eyeing her every movement. She leaned forward, placing the tip of the glass on my lips and crooking it upwards. I drank the alcohol, my eyes burning through Bella's, the whole gesture felt so intimate and hot. She pulled the glass away, kissed my mouth, sucking the alcohol that was left on my lips. She licked my chin and bit my lower lip, making me growl loudly. Before I could wrap my arms around her and throw her on my lap she giggled and pulled away.
"Not now, we have a fight to watch." She smiled, leaning back on the chair.
"You're so gonna pay for teasing me." I smiled, mirroring her actions. She drank her own cognac and started to cheer for Alice.
"YEAH ALICE! BITE HER! SCRATCH! PULL HER HAIR! PULL THOSE BANGS! DON'T BITE HER BOOBS!" Bella laughed, having fun. She looked so beautiful when she was happy. I started to cheer too, both of us laughing hysterically at the scene in front of us.
"By the way, the winner decides what game we are gonna play!" Bella yelled.
Alice ended up winning the fight. She picked the worst but also the best game ever. Truth or Dare. We lit up the square fire pit that was on the deck, and settled on the wooden couches with cushions. We still had our shorts on and the girls' were in their bikinis, which made the game even more exciting. Rosalie brought each of us blankets; we drank our cognac and roasted marshmallows. Rosalie was sitting on Emmet's lap. Jasper and Alice were almost in the same position. Bella was leaning on the pillow, her bare legs on my lap. I noticed this was becoming a little habit, me massaging her legs. I liked doing it though. It made me feel caring and protective over her; she looked so small and adorable when I played with her toes.
"Ok so this is a very dangerous game, we have to promise to do and say exactly what we are told." Alice said firmly. All of us nodded.
"Except head shaving, and masturbating." Bella glared at Alice, giving her a knowing look. Alice sighed in disappointment but agreed.
"I'LL START!" Emmet said, a devil look on his face. He turned to Bella. "Belly…truth or dare?"
Bella groaned. "Ummm…Truth?" She said, almost like a question. Emmet's smile widened, and Bella instantly regretted her decision.
"What's your favorite masturbation object?" Bella's choked on her marshmallow as it flew from her mouth and popped on Jasper's forehead.
"ARE YOU OK? ASK A NORMAL QUESTION YOU SICKO!" Bella blushed furiously, drinking her cognac to ease her cough.
"It IS a normal question! It's not any better than your last one." Emmet laughed.
"Which one?" Alice asked curiously.
"She asked if I ever tasted my -"
"OK WE DON'T HAVE TO HEAR IT AGAIN!" Rosalie yelled, her face terrified and disgusted.
"Ok Bella I answered that, you are answering mine." Emmet smirked.
"Are you sure? You know I'm gonna make you pay for that Emmet." Bella smiled evilly. Damn she even looked dangerous to me.
"Yeah, I don't care." It was like an evil staring contest between two of them. Finally Bella gave up and leaned back.
"I like to do it with my fing..." Bella whispered as low as possible.
"What?" Emmet asked leaning forward.
"I like to do it with my fingers." Bella muttered a little bit louder.
"Huh?" Emmet asked, clearly teasing her.
"I LIKE TO DO IT WITH MY FINGERS!" Bella yelled, her face flushed. My dick hardened at the image, and I remembered our chicken nugget conversation. I was pretty sure she was touching herself that night. Shit stop thinking about that Edward!
"Bella! You didn't like the rabbit vibrator I gave you?" Alice gasped, hurt and shock written on her face. Ok clearly she was too tipsy and we all know how Alice and Bella get when they are drunk. But come on, asking that in front of all of us?
"Alice, I opened that present in front of my mom and her husband. Every time I look at it, I remember their faces." Bella shook her head. "I think they wanted to send me to nun camp." She muttered to herself.
"Well you could've given it back you know, that type was sold out and I bought the last one for you." This time Jasper was the one to choke on his drink; thankfully it ended up on his lap, instead of Bella's face. He tried to soothe down his cough, Alice just looked at him and giggled shyly. "Oops. Sorry Jazzy."
"Okkkeeey." Emmet broke the awkward moment. "I don't think any of us here want to know more about that. Bella pick someone."
Bella looked at us, thoughtfully, her hand on her chin.
"Alice truth or dare?"
"Truth!"
"Tell us about your first time" She smiled devilishly. Jasper's eyes widened.
"Oh please Bella I'm begging you no!" Alice pleaded.
"Nu-uh girlfriend. Tell us." Bella was enjoying this.
"Oh my God, I want to hear it again, I almost forgot." Rosalie cracked up. Alice helplessly looked at our curious faces and gave in.
"Ok so I was 18, and had been dating my ex for 6 months, one day at a party we got really drunk, and he convinced me to go to his house. I hadn't met his parents yet, but he told me they would be asleep. So we sneaked to his room, and you know." She blushed, Bella and Rosalie were grinning impatiently, Jasper looked depressed. "The next morning I woke up, and he was panicked, saying 'Oh my God' to himself the whole time. I asked him what was wrong. He explained that I got up in the morning and walked into the kitchen, completely naked. I passed by his dad, without saying a word, then turned around and back to his room. He had no idea who I was or what I was doing at his house."
I was pretty sure that Emmet's, Jasper's and my mouth were gape, reaching the floor. Alice continued. "I had been known to sleepwalk at that age. So yeah, that was our last sex."
"Oh my God!" Emmet laughed, shaking his head. "You sleepwalked?" Why did you stop?"
"Shut up! I'm thankfull it passed!"
"Damn that's the funniest first time I have ever heard."
"Ok can we move on?" Alice whined. "Rosalie, truth or dare?"
"Dare." Rosalie sighed, looking at her nails.
"I dare you to…have a phone sex with Leah."
"Fuck no, that bitch hates me and I hate her, she'll burn my house!"
"Oh come on, you know she won't. Besides we'll call with my iPhone, it has a program to make your voice sound like a murderer."
"Ooh, then I'm down." Rosalie smiled.
"Who's Leah?" I asked Bella.
"Leah Clearwater, her neighbor. For some reason they've always hated each other." She said. Alice did something with her phone before punching the numbers and giving the phone to Rosalie. She put it on speaker and we all waited in silence.
"Hello?" Her voice was sleepy. Huh, I didn't realize it was midnight.
"Leah." Rosalie breathed. Alice told her that Leah would hear it differently.
"Who's this?" Her voice was panicked. Cool, I wanted iPhone too.
"Don't pretend like you don't know me, you dirty bitch." Rosalie smirked, clearly enjoying it.
"Sam?"
"Who the fuck is Sam? Is his dick longer than mine?" Rosalie sounded angry, but her face was laughing without a sound.
"N-no, I'm sorry, who is this?"
"Apology is not accepted, you need some spanking you dirty whore."
"…yeah?" Oh my God, she was going to flirt with someone she didn't even know. It could be a murderer for fucks sake.
"Now do you think you deserve my long thick cock?" Emmet's eyes grew wide at Rosalie's words. She just rolled her eyes at him and shrugged her shoulders.
"Yeah, I think so."
"Well think again you ugly slut!" Rosalie hung up and looked at us. "What? She totally deserved it."
"Wow." Bella and I said simultaneously.
"Ok how about we make this more interesting?" Emmett tried to cheer us up. "Baby, pick someone." Rosalie thought for a minute.
"Hmmm…Jasper." She announced "Truth or Dare?"
"Dare." He was trying to impress Alice and not look like a pussy. I chuckled to myself.
"I dare you to wear Alice's clothes and give her a lap dance." Rosalie smirked, her smile reaching her ears. Jasper looked like he was going to faint, Alice looked embarrassed but the excitement was clear in her eyes. Finally Jasper nodded.
"Emmett, you get to choose his outfit." Rosalie added and all of us burst out laughing, except Jasper.
"OHH YEAH!" Emmett got up and walked inside. He looked at Jasper over his shoulder. "Let's go chika. Alice come show me what you got!" Alice squealed and ran after Emmett with Jasper following behind. Bella got up, jumping up and down in excitement. Oh man, the cognac was getting to her too. Dear God, please help me survive this night. I don't want to be dared to dry hump Jasper or Em-
"I KNOW THE PERFECT SONG!" Bella squealed, running inside to change the music. I was left with Rosalie. Um…awkward…why is she looking at me like that? I swear she scares me sometimes…did I do something? She opened her mouth to say something but hesitated and closed it again. I awkwardly cleared my throat.
"It's really a nice place." I complimented, looking around. And really, it was amazing.
"Yeah…" Rosalie said thoughtfully. "Hold on a sec. I'll go get a camera. Looks like it's gonna be one of those crazy nights again." Rosalie smiled, and I sighed in relief, glad she didn't hate me. I nodded as she went inside. Weather's Girls 'its raining men' started to play loudly. Bella brought a chair and put it next to us. Bella looked at me, smirking and mouthing the words, while doing a weird dance.
"It's gonna start raining MEEEN…" Bella's off key voice made me cover my ears and laugh my ass off. She started doing the sprinkler move and pussy pop at the same time. I covered my eyes with a hand, picking through my fingers and cracking up at her. She was dancing like a retard but her tiny bikini was making me very hard. Rosalie came outside but freezed when she saw the show. She smiled evilly and turned on her camera, holding it on Bella.
"Bella, wha-what did" I gasped, trying to stop laughing. "What did Jasper ever do to you? This is too much." I laughed again holding my sides. Bella stopped dancing and smiled. I noticed Rosalie curse, before she turned it off and walked towards us, like nothing happened.
"Yeah. It is." She sighed. Then her eyes widened. "I got it!" She ran inside again, stumbling on her way and smacking her head on the glass door. "I'm OK!" She yelled before disappearing. I chuckled shaking my head.
"How did you survive the other time?" Rosalie laughed, turning on the camera and watching the video.
"It wasn't that bad actually…Only the part when they woke up and didn't remember why they were at my house, but then everything turned alright."
Rosalie laughed. "I still can't believe they strip danced in front of everone!"
"I think that's nothing compared to what's about to happen." I said, shaking my head. Poor Jasper, I felt really bad for him. I couldn't imagine a worse dare than that. Good, I was safe.
"Here comes our sexy lady!" I heard Emmet's voice. Rosalie quickly turned on the camera and winked at me. Emmet and Alice came outside, grinning like kids. The animal that was standing in front of them was fucking creepy. Jasper was wearing black stockings, a green ruffled bikini bottom with white tank top and a huge red bra underneath. Fucking hell, that was so wrong and gross! He looked like he wanted to die. Damn, who wouldn't.
"What do ya think huh? I say we send him to beauty pageant." Emmet beamed, proud of himself. "And I should become a fashion designer, right baby?" He asked Rosalie.
"This is why I don't let you go to shopping by yourself baby." Rosalie laughed, tears coming down her eyes.
"Let's just fucking get this over with!" Jasper snapped.
"Ok Ok diva, what is it, time of your month?" Emmet cracked up. "Bells put the song!"
"It was nice knowing ya Jasper." I shook my head, finishing my drink. Oh, the alcohol was finally getting to me. Alice squealed and ran to sit on the chair. 'Lady Marmalade' started to play, and Bella ran back, sitting next to me.
Jasper hesitated, not knowing what to do. Bella and Rosalie started to cheer for him.
"Move your hips!"
"Shake that ass!"
"If you don't do it, then you have to lick my whole body Jasper!" Emmet added, making Jasper's eyes pop out of his head. He looked back at Alice, who just screamed in delight and clapped her hands. Jasper slowly started to move his hips back and front, walking towards Alice.
"Whoo! Yeah Baby!" Bella and Rosalie cheered at the same time. I almost fell off my sit from laughing too hard. Oh my God, this was better than movies. I couldn't believe he was doing this. Jasper smiled, his moves becoming more confident as he started to touch his abs.
"Whoohoo!" Alice giggled. Jasper squeezed his 'boobs' pressing them almost on Alice's face. Alice playfully slapped one of them, making the orange fall out of the bra. Jasper turned his back and started to rub his butt on her lap. Alice spanked his ass, laughing loudly.
"Oh God." I covered my eyes again and shook my head. I didn't need to watch my best friend dressed like a drag queen and rub his ass on his future wife. What were they going to tell their kids? Well, sweetheart, I fell in love with your daddy the moment I saw him spanking his own ass in one of my bikinis. Bella tapped my shoulder and giggled.
"Watch! If they get married, I'll show this video on their wedding day!" It's like she was reading my mind. I shook my head and chuckled.
Jasper slowly took his top off and threw it at Alice. He arched his back and started to grind up and down. It was fucking painful to watch. I wanted to scream 'Jasper you're a dude! Stop shaking your crotch!' Thankfully Jasper stopped and raised his hands in defense.
"That's it!"
Everyone cheered, and he went inside to change. The girls were rolling on the ground, slapping the floor and laughing hysterically. Ten minutes later we were back to sitting around the fire pit, except now, we were drinking the second bottle of cognac. I realized it was Bella's favorite drink. She couldn't get enough of it. It was Jasper's turn to pick someone.
"Emmett truth or d-"
"DARE!"
"Ok…I dare you…to…" He glanced around, trying to come up with something. Bella gave him a knowing look and he nodded. She got up and whispered something in his ear. I saw Jasper's eyes widen and his mouth turn into a devil smile. He looked at Emmet and continued. "I dare you to order pizza, and flirt with the delivery guy for at least 10 minutes."
We were all sitting on the ground in the hallway as we waited for the pizza delivery guy. Emmett was in the living room, still half naked. Finally the door bell rang and we all shushed each other. Rosalie turned on her camera as we picked behind the wall. I saw Emmett take a deep breath and flip as the finger, before opening the door. The guy was clearly a teenager, his eyes widened in fear as he saw Emmett.
"One large pepperoni pizza?" He asked nervously.
"Yeah." Emmett answered huskily, opening the door wider and walking towards the kitchen. The guy had no chance but to come in.
"Where should I put it?"
"Wherever you want…umm…?" Emmett's sentence hung in the air, showing he was asking for his name.
"Harry."
"Harry…" Emmett purred shaking his hand. "I'm Emmet, very nice to meet you." I bit my tongue, to stop myself from laughing. Bella was biting her lip and covering Alice's mouth. I wonder how long we could remain silent. Harry placed the pizza on the glass table. Emmett opened the box and took out one small piece.
"Hmm, it smells so good, I bet it tastes…" He slowly bit the pizza, his eyes on the poor guy. I swear Emmett moaned and continued to chew on the food. He looked like he was having an orgasm. Ugh, this night was getting weirder and crazier with each passing minute. I made a mental note to fuck Bella 10 times and erase all the gay memories. Harry looked petrified.
"15$ Sir." Yup, I think he wanted to leave.
"Mmm, I like the way you say sir." Emmett whispered, running his hand through his hair, making sure to clench his arm muscles. The guy looked tortured as he cleared his throat and looked down. "Let me give it to you…the money, I mean." Emmett said, turning his back and pretending to look around the room. "Oh shit, I can't find it; can you help me look for it? It's pink and says diva on it."
The guy nodded, totally freaked out, as he walked around the living room, just bending a little bit to check under the table or the couch. Emmett picked up random stuff and check under them.
"You know I haven't seen you around here before, is this your first day?" Emmett lied smoothly.
"Second.' Harry responded quickly.
"Ooh, so you're a fresh meat huh, didn't the guys tell you the rules before sending you here?" Emmett cooed, walking towards him. I heard Bella whisper to Jasper.
"Jasper, I think we should stop him. What if they sue us for sexual harassment or something." Jasper nodded in agreement.
"Wha-what rules?" The guy stammered.
"Your guys always dress up and come prepared when they deliver at my place. I don't think your boss will like it if I tell him about this." Emmet shook his head in disappointment.
"My boss is a woman, sir." I saw Rosalie get up quickly and walk to the living room.
"Honey! Did you lose your wallet again?" She asked sweetly, kissing his cheek. I saw the biggest relief wash over Harry's face. Rosalie gave him his money and he ran out of the house. Finally we could burst out laughing, man I was starting to seriously enjoy this. Emmet grabbed Rosalie and attacked her lips, as if trying to clear his mind from his actions. They broke out of it and he glared at us.
"It's my turn right?" His eyes were dark from evilness and excitement. "Bella." He growled.
"Nu-uh! Edward didn't do anything yet!" I glared at her. Bitch.
"So? You'll ask him, I have the right to choose you."
"Oh I'm not picking truth again." Bella slurred; her voice drunk. Maybe she had enough of that cognac already.
"Perfect." Emmet smiled. "I dare you to take a body shot on-"
"MY ASS!" Alice cut in, giggling.
"Alice!" Bella shoot her a death glare.
"Yeah that's better, thanks shortie." He winked.
"You're welcome!"
"I'm not kissing her ass!"
"You gotta do it Bella." Emmet shrugged his shoulders.
"Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it." Rosalie and Alice chanted.
"Ok fine! I'll just get it over with so you won't ask me anymore!" Belle rolled her eyes.
"You guys are not doing it in front of us…right?" Jasper asked, his voice a little hopeful.
"Hell no jazzy! You'll see my ass later." Alice sang. Rosalie got a tequila with lemon and salt. We watched as the three girls went to their room. Bella was grumbling and complaining under her breath, and Alice was still defending herself.
"You know Rose I'm really worried about her, why is she so disgusted? I think my ass is really nice, I would feel honored if I could kiss those cheeks." Her voice faded as they closed the door. Emmet, Jasper and I looked at each other, second later we sprang towards the closed door and glued our ears to hear them.
'Bella do you want me to take off my bottom?'
"NO!"
"Ok, well don't hold yourself back, just feel free to-"
"Alice shut the fuck up and lie down."
"Fine." Alice muttered.
"I can't believe they are seriously doing this." Jasper whispered. I put my finger to my mouth to shush him.
"Rose do you HAVE to videotape this?"
"Hell yeah, can you imagine watching this in 10 years? This is sick!"
"Bella do you want me to hold the lemon with my mouth?"
"Alice." Bella growled.
"Just trying to make your dream real!"Alice protested.
"Ugh, let's get this over with, Rose give me the salt."
Two minute silence…shriek…giggle…disgusted sound…more laughing…cursing…smacking…'Ow!' The door flew open, making us jump. Bella was covering her mouth, her face almost purple. She ran to the bathroom. Alice was satisfied and hyper. Rose looked fascinated and was looking at the camera like it was a diamond treasure.
Bella came back, already seeming in a better mood. She smacked my ass and sang.
"Truth or dare Eddie?"
"Don't call me that" I furrowed my eyebrows in irritation. I was going to choose truth, but Bella smirked at me, raising her eyebrow.
I sighed. "Dare." Before Bella could open her mouth, Emmet came and whispered something in her ear. She opened her mouth in shock and laughed. Emmet raised his eyebrows and she winked at him. What the hell was going on?
"Ok, so you have two options, you either have to make out with Jasper's foot for 15 minutes." She narrowed her eyes and smiled. "Or we are playing a game where you have to cover your eyes and kiss a part of my body. Then you have to guess which part it is. If you are wrong you have to kiss until you guess right.
"What's the catch?" I narrowed my eyes at her.
"Oh nothing, your hands are just going to be tied behind your back…" Ok… "And you can't touch me after the game… for two hours." What? So I was going to kiss body, get hard, and then not be able to release myself? Haven't I had enough of THAT already? But still, it was better than Jasper's foot. I agreed.
Bella wrapped a scarf around my eyes as Emmet tied up my hands. I was sitting on the chair, in the living room, in front of the couch.
BPOV.
Oh my God, I can't believe I agreed to this, Edward was going to kill me when he found out. Ugh who gives a damn, I kissed Alice's ass for hell's sake, Jasper gave her a lap dance; Emmet almost harassed the pizza guy. It wouldn't be fair to leave Eddie out now, would it? I smirked to myself as I tightened the scarf around his eyes.
Alice, Jasper and Rosalie were staring at the scene with curious eyes. They knew something was up.
"Are you ready?" I whispered in his ear seductively.
"You know it." He smiled.
"Don't cheat." I giggled and leaned back.
"Ok now, you only kiss once, and you have 5 seconds to guess." Emmet said.
Edward nodded. "How long is it gonna go?"
"Until you get 10 body parts right." I smiled, my head was dizzy but it only made me more excited. "And you only kiss when you hear a clap, so you won't figure out by the voice."
"Ok, let's do this." Edward smiled, pleased for the game. Oh little did he know…
Emmet and I slowly walked towards him. I brought my neck close to his lips and gave Emmet the sign. He clapped. Edward leaned in and pressed his lips on my skin. For a moment I thought about ending the game and just taking him to my room. But this was more fun right now. Edward leaned back and hummed in thought.
"neck?"
"Yup, good job. Next part." I said. Edward smirked, clearly satisfied. I moved to the side and let Emmet stand in front of him. This time he brought his chest forward. Jasper gasped, Alice covered her mouth to stop herself from laughing and Rosalie turned on her camera again. I clapped as Edward kissed Emmet's chest.
"Your foot?" I covered Emmet's mouth before he could yell 'Hey!.
"Nu-uh, try another one." I leaned close, so he wouldn't figure out that I wasn't infront of him. I motioned Emmet to continue. He lifted up his arms and now his armpit hair was on Edward's face. I shuddered and clapped. Edward kissed his fucking armpit hair. Gross!
"Your hair." He sighed, sounding proud and happy.
"You got it!" I laughed. We continued the secret torture for few minutes. I couldn't believe that retard confused Emmet's elbow with my nose, his thigh with my stomach, head with my pussy, hand with shoulder, and etc. The worst and most insulting part was the last one. Emmet flashed his ass and Edward kissed it. And let me tell ya he kissed it passionately! I was NOT going to kiss him for a long time. Finally he leaned back.
"That was your boob." He whispered huskily. Oh my God he was hard from kissing Emmet's ass. By now Alice was on the floor, her mouth open in mute hysterics as she was clapping like a seal. Rosalie was on her knees, focused on the film, looking like a professional director. Jasper looked like he was going to puke. Emmet looked extremely happy. At least that was the last one. I leaned in again and whispered.
"Yes, it was." Fuck, that was horrible but funny as hell! I couldn't wait to watch the video! Emmet slowly walked back and sat on the couch. I untied his hands and the scarf around him. He got up and looked at me, his eyes hungry and full of desire. If I didn't see him making out with Emmet's ass a minute ago I would be turned on. He leaned in to kiss but I pulled away.
"No no, you had enough kisses for today, besides you can't touch me, remember?" I smirked, glad about the rules. Edward looked extremely disappointed, for a moment I thought he wouldn't be able to control himself, but he just sighed.
"So is it my turn to pick?" He asked happily. Suddenly all of us started to talk at the same time.
"I need to go to the bathroom."
"I'm gonna go sleep."
"Yeah me too."
"Merry Christmas."
"Is there any cognac left?"
A minute later everyone disappeared into their rooms. Edward and I looked at each other, he tried to hug me but Emmet screamed.
"NO TOUCHING!" Edward looked at me helplessly, but I just smiled innocently. I don't think so buddy.
He sighed. "I guess I'll just crash here today." He gave me sad puppy eyes. I stared at him for a moment.
"Ok!" I said, and ran to my room. I closed the door behind me.
Yes, king size bed! All mine!
I was too drunk and too grossed out to be horny. I put on my silk babdoll and let the sweet sleep take over me.
Next morning, fucking hangover again. After taking a shower I walked into the kitchen.
"Good morning sleepy head." Edward smiled. His hair was wet. Yes! we took a shower too. He was safe. I wrapped my arms around his waist and he kissed my forehead. Mmm he smelled good.
"You smell good." I smiled, my heart skipping a beat from his green eyes.
"You do too." He chuckled and kissed my lips. He tasted so sweet. I wrapped my arms around his neck and hugged him closer. He smiled on my lips and pulled back.
I was making coffee, when Jasper walked inside.
Well this was going to be interesting.
"Hey Jasper." Edward smiled.
"I'll never be able to look at you the same way." Jasper cried, before rushing outside. Edward looked at me, his eyebrows furrowed. I just shrugged my shoulders. Oh fuck, I was dead. Alice came in a second later. She stopped the same way Jasper did and burst out laughing.
"Bella, you got yourself a good kisser there." She giggled and walked outside. Before Edward could respond Rosalie and Emmet came.
"Hey sexy. Thanks for the last night." Emmet winked at Edward, joining Jasper and Alice outside.
"What's going on?" Edward asked. Oh shit. No no no I wasn't going to tell him.
Rosalie just shook her head and put the camera on the table before leaving. It was time for my escape. I quickly kissed his lips one more time and whispered.
"Remember...they made me kiss Alice's ass." I ran outside, not letting him respond. I joined them on the poolside couch. Five of us were curiously waiting for Edward to watch the worst videotape ever. We held our breath...Silence…
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"WHATTTT THEEEEE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK?" EDWARD SCREAMED MURDEROUSLY.
"RUUUN!" Emmet yelled and we ran for our lifes.
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