I don't own Star Trek
(Warning: I decided on an even funner plot, that has nothing to do with getting drunk...but I promise that will come eventually.)
Syn had gotten her sleep medication without any interaction with any of the crew. She learned the next day it had been because of a drinking contest, and she couldn't help laughing when she saw Kirk, McCoy, Chekov, Sulu, and Scotty all come in for head ache medication.
The next few days had been calm, until they Enterprise assisted the planet Lolishota. There had been a dispute there, but once the landing party came in to fix it the dispute was quickly solved. The landing party had consisted of Kirk, because he was captain, Spock, because he knew a lot about the planet, Uhura, because she could help with translating, Scotty, in case there were any repairs to be made. McCoy, in case there were any injuries, and Sulu, because he could help if there were any more altercations.
The inhabitants had been very thankful and had given the group food as a thank you. Everyone except Kirk had eaten the food, and Kirk said he was saving it. His more serious members gave him a look that said he should have eaten it, but the inhabitants hadn't seemed offended.
Chekov was on the Enterprise preparing to beam them up. Syn came into the transporter room. "Vhat are you doing here?" he said not even looking up from the controls.
"In case anyones injured."
"They hawe McCoy vith them. They hawe most likely already been treated if anyone is hurt."
"Well," Syn said getting annoyed by Chekov's tone, "It's my break, so I can be here if I want."
"It has nothing to do vith your little crush on Mr. Scott?" Syn gave him a look that said, 'you-have-no-idea-what-you're-talking-about-that-is-totally-innapropriate-and-I-can't believe-you-just-said-that'. Chekov looked somewhat embarrassed. "Right, I'm sorry I said that."
"It's okay. Most of the stuff you do is stupid any way. I'm already used to it."
He was about to protest when he realized that she was joking.
"Uh, Kirk here." came over the communicator. "We're ready to beam up, but could you try to get a few medical people down there?"
Syn smirked. "Oh, looks like it's a good thing I'm here."
Chekov scoffed. "Yes Sir." He got on the intercom and relayed the Captain's orders, then he beamed the sic adults up. But when they beamed up, the was only one adult, two teenagers, and three small children.
Syn and Chekov could only stare. Then, as much as they were trying not to, both began laughing uncontrollably. The scene was just to funny for words. Kirk had what appeared to be Uhura on his shoulders, and McCoy and Spock underneath his two arms. Near him were Scotty, now a very cute teenagers, and a very sexy teenage Sulu. When the medical team arrived Syn was finally able to ask. "What happened?"
"The food they gave us turns you into the age at which you were the most...I forget how they put it, but something with attractiveness."
Syn raised an eyebrow. "This is when you were most attractive?"
Kirk had set everyone down and proceeded to run a hand through his hair. "Most likely, but thankfully I didn't eat the food. It smelled and looked way to weird."
"Thank goodness you're picky. I'm sure Spock or McCoy could-" she caught herself. If these kids were in fact Spock and McCoy there was no way to know how to dissect the food and figure out a cure.
KIrk saw the wheels moving in her head. "First we have to work on getting them to calm down. Then we can try and figure out a cure."
"Calm do-"
She was cut off by a wail. Well actually a chorus of wails. McCoy, Spock, and Uhura were all yelling. The medical team was doing their best to calm them down but it didn't appear to be working. Syn did the only thing she knew how to do with children. She rushed over to McCoy smiling. She picked him up and spinned him around. His screams were quickly replaced with giggles. "Am I gonna gave to find tickle bugs on you?" she said very playfully. Chekov then repeated this procedure with Uhura. Since both were only about a decade older than the kids they both seemed to calm down. Spock had stopped screaming, but was pouting and being very broody. Kirk couldn't help but think this little kid was adorable.
"Hey buddy." Kirk said coming down to Spock's level. "What wrong?"
"I don't understand why I am here, and I am not aware of where my parents are. Especially my mother. I would very much like to see her now."
Everyone in the room, who had not had their age changed suddenly tensed. So Syn did what she did best. She lied. "Well..." she said trying to get everyone's attention. "We are all part of a group of kids who get to be in the Federations sleep away camp. The transporter ride must've made you guys forget! Then again, none of us have met yet!" she laugh sheepishly. "We should introduce ourselves?"
Kirk suddenly caught on, followed by Chekov, and then the medical team. Kirk smiled broadly. "I'm Captain Jim Kirk. I guess you could say I'm the one in charge of this. Uh...yeah so you guys can like spend time on this ship earning about stuff and then when we're done...yeah..."
"I'm Syndie. I prefer to be called Syn. I recently turned 16. When I'm old enough to join Star Fleet I want to learn about medicine! And being a doctor." she said trying to sound as cheerful and young as possible.
"I'm Pavel Chekov, but I prefer to be called Chekov. I'm an Ensign on this ship. I'll be helping out though since some of us are around the same age." Syn glared at him. He was making himself sound cooler, even if it was the truth.
"Wait," Sulu said speaking up. "Oh, right I'm Hikaru Sulu, you can call me Hikaru or Sulu, I don't really have a preference. So how old are you?" he said pointing to Chekov.
"Eighteen."
"I'm nineteen. How are you already an Ensign?" Sulu said looking like he was not believing Chekov.
"I graduated wery early."
"Oh, you're one of those child prodigy things. Pretty cute for a geek though." He said winking at him.
"I'm Montgomery Scott, but I go by Scotty. I'm 17. I'm pretty interested in Engineering, but if all the nurses in medicine are gonna be as cute as you, I might go into medicine." He winked at Syn.
Chekov suddenly laughed. Syn just glared at him. And then Scotty. It was such a stupid guy move to assume that she would be a nurse. He may be a sweetie when he gets older, but she didn't like him when he was a teen. She felt so tempted to tell him that he would lose his hair, but she decided not to.
"I'm Nyota Uhura. I like to be called Nyota. I don't know why I'm here with teenagers cause I'm only six. But um...Space is pretty and I like stars. And moons, and pretty planets. Actually I like lots of pretty things. Also I like the color red...and..."
Syn smiled at Uhura. "Lets let everyone have a turn and then we can talk about what we like okay Nyota?"
Nyota smiled. "Okay!" She turned to McCoy. "What your name?"
"Leonard McCoy. Um..I go by Leonard. I'm seven. Um...I wanna be a doctor when I get older, cause that's what my mom is. And um...that's all."
Kirk smiled down at Spock who was still at his side. "I still do not understand how I am here without any memory of coming. But this is the first time I have ever used a transporter, so I guess it could have had some sort of affects. My name is Spock. By human terms I believe I am five years old."
Syn couldn't help but find his way of speaking absolutely adorable. "Okay, I already got check out, but you guys need to head down to the medical bay to make sure you guy are okay. The medical team will bring you there." she said with a smile.
/././
"I think Chekov should take Uhura during the day, because she might have a crush on him, plus she's more well behaved, so he could also keep an eye on Sulu. And you should take Spock, because..." Sn didn't really have a reason. "Well, I mean at night when they have to get cleaned up to go to bed it'd be better if it were a boy, since I'm betting Spock is already uncomfortable. And then I'll take McCoy during the day, and then me and Chekov can switch at night when it's time to go to bed. Oh, and Spock is probably pretty well-behaved so..."
Kirk laughed. "I'm guessing that you don't want to deal with Scotty."
"No, I really don't sir, and I mean, if you think I'm being to bossy about this I apologize, but we need to decide quickly so that we can get back down and take care of them."
Kirk smiled. "Not at all, you're right about having to get this taken care of so we can take care of them. So, sounds good. I don't see any problems with it. Do you Chekov?"
"No sir."
"Alright, so right now we'll take care of them, and once most of them are asleep, or at least in their quarter's, we can start working on finding a cure."
"Right. Did you ask the natiwes about the cure?"
"Yeah, they said it will wear off in a few weeks, but you understand how we don't have a few weeks?" Both teens nodded. "Great, lets get this baby sitting business started. Oh, and Syn, happy belated birthday."
Syn smiled. "Thank you sir."
(ehehe! I had a coke before bed today, so I hope you enjoyed this crack. Please leave some reviews? Because reviews to this story are what quicker updates are to...analogy compromised. Please just leave some reviews?)
